#into a hysterical mess

[six-of-cringe]

Once when I was in college I needed a picture of my fish for an assignment, but the fish lived at home so I text my brother to send me a picture and he asks "how close of a picture" and I say "pretty close" and he sends me this

#hysterics every time i see it. like all up in his fuckin business got damn!!!! #quite literally he did not understand the assignment. he wasn't messing around either #not soc #fish #close fish

[sarcasticamaleont]

Metatron: ".. Something about the Second Coming"

Everyone: Another Antichrist?! Adam again?!

Me: THEY'RE BRINGING JESUS BACK?!

#they made a mess so big the need him to fix it #it would be hysterical #im so hoping that im right #good omens #good omens teories #crowly x aziraphale #aziraphale #aziraphel #anthony j crowley #crowley #ineffable husbands #metatron #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #ineffable bureaucracy

[evilbeing]

Do you see my vision do you see it

#Since I only played Ragnarok #I didn't know how messed up Atreus was in the previous game #seeing my silly boi being a lil bastard and a hysterical kid was something💖 #(((I love him even more)))) #He broke the trope lmao #atreus #god of war #gow #gow fanart #gowr #atreus fanart #gow ragnorak #god of war ragnarok #gow ragnarok #evilbeing #EvilBeingArt

[turtleblogatlast]

I am once again overcome by the sheer magnitude of pranks Mikey and Leo could commit on the world of archaeology through their combined abilities of time and space

With enough time for Mikey in particular to be strong enough to make a small time portal - again within Leo’s portal opened in Someplace, Somewhere - they could plant so much shit just to mess with historians.

Like - Mikey wanted to try painting Greek-style pottery and Leo is like “hey hey wait…”

And now there is newly discovered evidence of Greek depictions of humanoid turtles laying around.

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #‘but wouldn’t that be a paradox? wouldn’t it be a different timeline?’ #that’s what Leo’s mainly there for! #I see Mikey’s abilities as time based #so he doesn’t have too much control over where that timeline is just how far back or forward #so it could be a different but parallel world to theirs if left as is #but I see LEO’S abilities as specifically space based #so with his portal acting as a homing spot for Mikey’s to open within #it can cause the time portal to open within the same timeline #and YES that does imply that all the shit they plant is already there lol they just don’t think about it #and yes Donnie does in fact get on their case in regard to Paradoxes but then decides it may be cool to see happen soooo #poor Raph has no idea what’s going on but Mikey and Leo are laughing hysterically #and Donnie is muttering with a maniacal grin about how fast the universe may implode if they mess things up enough #I would also like to note that while I do see Mikey’s abilities as more time based - since he IS the future greatest mystic warrior ever- #-I ALSO think he possesses the ability to harness smaller aspects of his brothers powers #not so much their abilities in entirety but more so base components #look at me and my paragraphs of tags once again rip

[theminecraftbee]

scar calling the royal court the hermitcraft drama kids. yeah. yeah exactly

#hermitcraft #it’s so funny #this meeting was hysterical #they’re. a mess

[possibly-not-a-ghost]

Where the cookie is he made any good

✨No. ✨

Related to this post.

And let's not count Jazz out of the sheer horror of what came out of their toaster oven. It was a Fenton team effort! And Yes. It was made in a toaster oven because I figure the stove of their very cheap place wasn't working. Toaster ovens aren't bad replacements for ovens but you gotta have a Quality one and they did not have quality.

I'm talking unevenly baked batch on the wrong setting, attempted frosting designs by putting said frosting in a sandwich bag, maybe even a fruit bag. The frosting was too runny and the cookies too warm. They tried to draw on a pattern for a cheery bat face onto the cookies with a straight up marker. Flat, dry cookies because Jazz could not justify the usage of a whole cup and 1/4th of sugar in a batch. (Cause c'mon look at baking recipes and how much sugar they use it's ridiculous.) not to mention a slightly off taste that no one can figure out.

The best part of the cookies would have been their shapes because Danny used his ghost ice to make the cookie cutters. But the cookies spread out too much and Jazz had to gently break them apart again. They are truly Terrible Things they have created. The only one that Likes the cookies is Jason 'I died and walked it off' Todd and I'll give you one guess on to why that is.

#fake cryptids real ghosts au #holy asks batman I swear I shall get to the asks because WOW ok people think this AU is as hysterical as I do but I was busy all day yester #have you googled cookie fails? Its catharsis for the soul #Jason likes the cookies but he likes messing with his family more and once they've established that the cookies aren't poisoned #(Despite the best efforts of Jazz and Danny) #He relishes in eating the Cursed Cookies in front of everyone #Damian tries to have one nibble because Todd has been insufferable and he Regrets it forever #dp x dc #asks and answers

[miraclemioart]

#johndirk #dirkjohn #i have art block so idk i guess im drawing them #homestuck #idk how to put it in my head but they enable eachother in funny ways TO ME. #dirk said leave me alone and john did it but then john also said he wanted to get to know him more #and like all the other kids but also his first impression to dirk was like that #like they paralleled 'i fucked everything up/messed everything up' #anyways about the funny enabling its the idea that both of them would get WAY too into whatever the other #is roping them into so like john getting dirk in on his pranks and dirk goes like haha what the fuck but in a #semi-hysterical disbelieving 'god this is so childish but its funny' kind of way #and john would say the same shit about how dirk gets too into building robots to rap he thinks its awesome but also really stupid #also i think they'd be really mean to eachother but laugh about it bc they both know they're joking? #anyways

[himboskywalker]

I am not your failure,Obi-Wan. You didn’t kill Anakin Skywalker.

I did.

#I AM A SOBBING HYSTERICAL MESS #star wars #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #kenobi series #kenobi spoilers #kenobi series spoilers #obi wan kenobi spoilers

[arcane-shadow]

mtk doodles from when the manga ended

#my art #tokyo revengers #tokrev #mikey sano #takemichi hanagaki #maitake #takemikey #hina is there but not enough to tag tbh #most hysterical last few chapters ever i felt messed up the whole time (it was good)

[lengthofropes]

Crying tears of happiness while my hands shake so badly I can’t even wipe the tears

November 11th. Officially.

After 256 days of russian occupation, the city of Kherson was liberated by the Armed Forces of Ukraine. 🇺🇦

#💙💛✊🏻 #fuck I don’t even know what to say now I’m such a mess…… #I can’t stop shaking and crying hysterically #glory to Ukraine #слава Україні #героям слава #Kherson my beloved Kherson #finally oh my god oh my fucking god….. #anz speaks #standwithukraine

[manofthepipis]

One thing that I’ve been thinking about is a possible route(?) this story could go, and that is Spamton’s trip to the Ambyu-Lances’s office. And boy do I feel bad for the Addisons because it’s gonna be hell on earth for all of em. Spamton has the mentality of a feral cat and this feral cat is going to the vet in the first time in forever. I don’t think Spamton is a big fan of large syringes, and when you have one of those chasing you down because well, look at him. He’s a walking talking corrupted program. If masters his glitches like Survey says, I can totally see him glitching through the doctors to make his grand escape™️. I feel like all the Addisons are gonna have to be here for both moral support, as well as making sure that he doesn’t attack his doctor. (Maybe they’ll sedate him a little? I know that’s what some hospitals do with rowdy-er patients LMAO, but then the Addisons have a whole new problem on their hands because now Spamton is high as a mf kite or something 😭) the last time I was under anesthesia my doctor said I wouldn’t stop laughing until I burst out into uncontrollable sobs and then I immediately blacked out💀

god a trip to the doctors office would be hell in a handbasket for this guy ;v; because he 100% has the energy of a feral cat finally being checked out

though i think once he gets closer to the addisons he'd agree to go, just to see if he can be set back to normal (spoiler alert: he can't cuz fate has handed his ass the bad luck card from square one) but he immediately regrets it and the addisons have to calm him down

them sedating him would probably be the best course of action as to actually get ANY results (because he will bite and attack on instinct hfjkkdjfkks)

though i feel if i were to write an ambyu-lance scene in the future this is how id imagine it would go:

#im a giggly hysterical laughing mess under anesthesia until im out #but i can 100% imagine spamton in ur experience #like hed be uncontrollably laughing sobbing glitching just the whole board of emotions until- bam- hes out #but not without a couple escape attempts first #but also my hcs about his corruption is truly it cant be reversed #and that the man on the phone changed him in a way that no darkner can help- at least in their world #a lightner thats like very good with computers and code could fix him maybe but then again hes pretty fried #its not entirely a bad thing infact id feel hes been like this so long that going back to the guy he once was would even mess him up more #thats just my lil take on it like im a fan in healing but not completely-going-back-to-the-way-things-were-type thing #maybe thats just irl bias like after going through something traumatic and everyone expects u to be like u were but youre not #but again your changes aren't bad just as long as you're healthy and healing and happy #thats why i keep his hair black in my fics :D also bc he thinks he looks great with the different hair color which he does #oof these tags got outta hand srry anyways thx for the ask!! i loved this idea so i hope u dont mind i doodled it fjjfhfjkkfhhsj #asks #my doods #fanfic

[satans-knitwear]

I used lil temp tattoos (the ones applied by pressing down with a wet flannel) to complete todays look!

Treat me ~ Tip me

#I had a lot of fun with it!! #But my hair is a mess bc i cried hysterically at my aunt instead of letting her cut my hair 🤷 #As you do. It made sense at the time. I had a headache. #But the lil temp tattoos!!!! I highly recommend. If u wanna relive the joys of yoyr childhood or elevate ur makeup looks #My hands are too shaky to do fine lines like this so it was a fun solution!! #Satans knitwear

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Wes [mocking Lethal]: I push the button, I spin the record. I push the button, I spin the record. And I mess up.

DJ Lethal: I don’t do shit but collect dough. Man, it’s great!

(Please don’t re-post/share this video edit anywhere else. Please just only reblog this video edit on Tumblr. Thank you!)

#wes roasting his bandmates is always fucking hysterical #wes has absolutely no chill #and Lethal is just the best sport about it laughing with wes or letting wes fuck around with the loop machine for a little bit #love their little-bro-loves-to-mess-with-his-big-bro-but-the-big-bro-laughs-and-messes-right-back relationship they have #it's so pure and wholesome #Wes Borland #DJ Lethal #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #Bizkit Buddies #Bizkit Besties #Bizkit Brothers #lucy the rabbit's video edits #down the rabbit hole

[theminecraftbee]

contemplating the merits of silently changing xisuma's qr code as a prank/joke on joe's stream atm,

#stream liveblogging #we'll see what happens #chat suggested it and joe found it HYSTERICAL though #and also he apparently enjoys messing with qr code settings #so. this is something he may do

[gaslightgirlsummer]

2023 australian grand prix should be studied in philosophy classes as a textbook example of existentialism and absurdism

#a MESS #but what an entertaining mess #i went from complete despair to near hysterics in two hours #australian gp 2023 #f1

[marisatomay]

there’s nothing like a movie video commentary recorded between 1998-2004 for the dvd edition before hollywood realized such a thing could be overproduced and polished so instead it’s just the director, star(s), and maybe a writer in a room on a couch essentially doing a very loose reaction video to their own movie

#just the most polished people in the world being GOOFS #i watched the jerry maguire one last night and it was recorded in july 2001 and it’s HYSTERICAL #whoever accidentally scheduled it to be recorded the day after TC’s birthday party so they’re all A Mess i owe you my life