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I let an AI write a Genshin fanfiction… man, what a ride (NovelAI)

I’m too lazy to highlight the prompt so use your imagination.

It all started in monstatdt. The dandelion flowing in wind, sounds of children playing with each other, the knights of favonius busy as usual. This is a normal day in monstatdt.

"I am here."

The sound of a voice from behind came to me. I turned around and there was my sister, Lala. She's only five years old but she has grown up so much compared to when we first met her two years ago. She is now wearing an outfit like a maid that is called maid uniform. It looks cute on her.

"Good morning. Did you sleep well?"

"Yes, thank you for asking."

She looked at me with a smile. That's right, it seems that she doesn't have any memory of me, though I feel like she does remember something about this place.

"Today, we will go to the forest."

Lala raised her hand and waved towards me.

There’s a young boy in the forest outside of monstatdt, living with wolfs. His name is Razor. That place where I found Lala. He saved us back then from the monster that attacked our home. We were both traumatized by that experience and became orphans. Then, Razor brought us to monstatdt.

Razor was probably going to be the one who would take care of us. But he left us and went away somewhere. We never saw him since then. We don't know if he really died or not.

But now, I'm sure that he is still alive. So, Lala should also meet him and learn more about what happened to us.

We are going to walk together down the street while saying goodbye to everyone.

"Auntie, please take good care of Zephyr."

Zephyr is my little sister's friend.

Zephyr dream of being in the knights of favonius. Dreaming that Zephyr the ‘lilac’ knight will bravely help those poor citizens. Starting with the help from Noelle, Noelle is a knight that is one of the most respected. She started from helping people to clearing tens of monsters camps all by herself. Even though she's young, she can already do that even without the support from others.

Everyone knows that Noelle is going to become a knight someday. With her abilities, she will be one of the strongest in the knights of favonius.

Even though I know that she is going to become a strong knight, I'm worried how she is going to deal with the reality when she becomes a real knight. That's why I want her to understand the world before that happens.

Now back to Zephyr. Even though she looks like a child, she has always been strong in terms of strength. Whenever she sees someone injured, she will immediately rush towards them to heal their wounds. When she sees a monster, she will attack it instantly. Of course, she's not very fast compared to the knights, but she's still better than normal people.

Her skills in battle are not bad either. She used to play with me back in the village. In short, Zephyr is a reckless child with a good heart.

"Of course, I will make sure that Zephyr will be safe."

In the end, they decided to go to the forest. They said that they wanted to see a rabbit. I wonder if they really need something like that from the forest...

"Let's go."

I took my sisters hand and walked together into the forest.

"Lala, let's start walking."

"Okay!"

Our destination is the place where we lived together with Razor. There's a small hut near the woods. It was probably built by him.

That's where I used to live with Zephyr. It was the best time of my life.

Then, I opened the door of the hut and entered inside.

"Huh?"

Inside the hut was a room full of garbage. Rotten food, rotten clothes, and broken weapons were scattered everywhere.

I guess Razor did abandon us. I was sad that he abandoned us, but there's nothing else that I could do.

Lupical…. That is what he calls us. Lupical means family. It was sad to let go. But I guess this is what freedom is? To let go? I didn't expect this from him.

"Uncle Razor..."

"Hm?"

My eyes suddenly filled with tears. I lowered my head. I couldn't say anything. My throat felt dry.

“UNCLE RAZOR!”

Suddenly, my eyes were filled with light. It's because the sunlight coming through the window hit my face.

"Are you okay, Uncle Razor?"

I raised my head and saw Lala standing in front of me.

Lala is smiling happily. I heard her voice clearly. I think I remember hearing her voice once before. A voice that I haven't heard for a long time.

"I'm fine. Thank you for worrying about me."

He gave me his hand and helped me stand up.

"I'm sorry. I thought that I had abandoned you and your sister."

His words sounded as if he was blaming himself.

“U-Uncle Razor it’s not your fault!”

I hugged him tightly and cried.

"I'm sorry, I'm crying."

"Don't worry. I'm happy that I finally get to see you again."

I was sobbing. It’s like a dream come true.

At that moment, I noticed that his body temperature is so warm. This warmth…. The warmth of home…

"Uncle Razor, can I call you Razor?"

"You can. I'll always accept it."

And then, I sat beside Razor and hugged him tight.

"I'm glad that I got to see you again."

Tears fell from my cheeks.

“Uncle Razor, I am so happy that I get to see you again. I really missed you. Do you remember me? I'm Lala. I'm your niece."

"Lala, I remember you."

The way that he smiles made me teary eyed.

"Thank goodness. I thought that I wouldn't be able to see you again."

"No. You were supposed to move forward with your life. I just want to see you grow up."

"I understand. But I'm glad that I have a chance to see you again."

Then, I told him everything. Everything that happened to us after he left us.

I explained everything about the knights of favonius, the training, and the monsters. I was even telling him about how Zephyr became a knight.

"How did you become a knight?"

"I joined the knights of favonius when I was ten. I'm now twelve. My parents and everyone in my village supported me. And then, I passed the exam."

“I’m so proud of you. You’ve grown so much.”

"Yeah, I've learned a lot."

Then, I remembered what Zephyr said.

"Uncle Razor, we're going to visit the forest where you live with the wolves."

"That's right. I think we should go there right away."

Razor started walking towards the forest.

I followed behind him. There's nothing else that I would rather do than to walk together with Razor.

The sounds of bird chirping, the soft grass and the wind of freedom that gently blow against my face. It was perfect.

***

After reaching the forest, Razor showed us around.

He explained to us about the wolfs that live in the forest. These wolfs are considered to be the weakest among the wolves, but they can hunt and eat pretty much anything. Their claws and teeth are sharp enough to kill even a human. The problem is that they are not fast. Their stamina isn't too great either. Because of that, they weren't popular in the knights of favonius.

And then there’s rift hounds. Rift hounds isn’t even considered wolfs. They are monsters. It claws through the thickest shield, draining all your life forces. It took too many innocent life. At this point, the wolfs that raises us will be extinct if this continue on.

But luckily, Razor has been taking care of the rift hound. He's raising it along with the wolves at this place.

And then there's the dragon.

“Is that a dragon?”

"Oh yeah, that's a dragon."

Lala gasped at the sight of the dragon. Her eyes sparkled.

"What's a dragon?"

"It's a monster that looks like a lizard!”

“Lala, that’s quite disrespectful you know? That dragon name is dvalin. He protects monstatdt for centuries.”

"Dvalin huh?"

"If you're interested in dragons, I can introduce you to some dragons."

"Really?!"

"Sure. There's a new kind of dragon that recently appeared in Liyue. His name is Azdaha. Legend says that Morax himself, crafted eyes for Azdaha. To repay kindness, he protects the land of Liyue. But in monstatdt case, dvalin is barbatos friend at the start.”

Lala's eyes widened.

"Azdaha? A dragon that looks like a lizard?! That's so cool!!"

“Didn't you hear what I just said? Azdaha is a dragon that was created by Morax himself. He’s not a lizard”

"Oh, I understand now!"

And then, Lala continued to ask questions about Azdaha.

"Can I meet him?"

"Oh, no. He won't let anybody meet him."

"Why not?"

Razor smiled and scratched the back of his head.

"Well, I suppose that he's shy."

"Huh?"

"When I first met him, he was sleeping. I tried waking him up, but he refused."

"Waking up a dragon is impossible?"

"Yeah."

Razor looked down and sighed.

“I guess that's what Azdaha thinks. I mean, nobody has ever seen a dragon before. And then, Azdaha might be scared that humans will harm him."

"But Uncle Razor, it's just a dragon right?"

"Yeah."

"So why does he hate humans?"

"That's because of the knights of favonius."

"Knights of favonius?"

"Yeah. The knights of favonius killed all the dragons in this country. Thanks to the fatui… if the fatui haven’t convinced them to kill those dragons… maybe…”

"Maybe they won't have to hide themselves in the forest."

"Yeah. Maybe…"

And then, Razor stopped talking. He looked at Lala with pity in his eyes. I guess he doesn't want to talk about this anymore.

"Sorry, but it's better if we don't talk about this."

"Okay."

Lala pouted her lips.

“Sorry, but I promised that I won't tell anyone. Don't worry, I'll keep my promise.”

"Uncle Razor, I want to meet the dragon."

"I understand. But I'm not sure if Azdaha will allow it. He’s very big and he can cause earthquakes too. On the other hand, Dvalin is more friendly.”

"Whoa! Really?!"

"Yeah. He's always trying to play with Lala. He's really a good dragon."

Lala nodded happily. I'm glad that Razor is raising Azdaha well.

"Hey, Uncle Razor! Can I go and meet Azdaha now? Please?"

"Of course you can. Go ahead."

Lala ran towards Azdaha's den.

I guess she's excited. I can't blame her for being excited. It's like meeting a celebrity for her.

“Azdaha, I'm here!”

“Ahhh!”

A loud roar echoed through the forest.

The trees shook and birds flew away from their nests. Everyone in the forest turned their head towards Azdaha's den.

"Crap! I told him that I'm not gonna let anybody near me!"

"Heeeyyy!! My name is Lala! I'm your new friend! Please let me meet you! I love dragons! I also like playing with them! Please, please let me play with you!

Anddd that’s the limit cuz of free trail. I still recommend this tho. It’s pretty cool :D

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[unknownperson-is-not-known]

Rating hunter's weapon/skills

Warning: mentions of broken bones, blood, bruise, gore etc etc.... I'm not a doctor so this is probably not accurate

Hell ember

-its a shark plushie....

-the only way he can kill you is that he suffocate you or have ungodly amount of power

-so 0/10

-but if we're talking about his old weapon then.... Yup. It WILL hurt

-you are alive but not thriving

-yes he can use it to kill you but it depends on his force/where he strikes really. 7/10

-his puppet is made out of metal(?) so yeah you will get bruises

Smiley face

-imma be honest idk how it works but it will probably hurt

-but from his animation he's kinda thrusting so the tip is only hitting you also it's blunt so it's more of a bruise

-this sounds dirty out of context but yeah 5/10

-but old weapon.... 10/10 it's literally a CHAINSAW unless you have plot armor

The ripper

-yeah.... About your back

-rip (no pun intended)

-it depends on how hard he hit you

-worst case scenario is that he hit your nerves and stuff (I'm not a med school student don't ask please)

-best case scenario he just scratch your back lol

-6-8/10

-foggy blade is a different story tho.

-ill assume that it's like a force of wind hitting your back which again, depends on distance/how hard etc.

-so for me i think it's just bruise 4/10

Gamekeeper

-do you see that shit????

-it doesn't hit you

-it doesn't hit your spinal cord

-but that shit goes through you 10/10

-but if he hit you then about 6/10

-now Bear traps....

-you won't die (unless you are left to bleed out) but it will hurt so fucking much

-7/10

Violetta

-bruises

-her arm (legs?) Is made out of metal so it's just bruises 4/10

-her web is just going to make your skin very itchy that's for sure 1/10 unless you cannot tolerate it like me then 3/10

-now cacoon death...

-i think you'll die because of lack of air which kinda explain why you die faster than the rocket chair 8/10 not painful as others but is very unique

-im not going to talk about her throwing web though

Geisha

-the most tolerable out of anyone (except hell ember shark plushie lol)

-yes it's hard but hey you live and it won't hurt much like others 1/10

-no butterflies they don't hurt ya

Feaster

-bruises

-it hurts the next day but not the match lol 6/10

-the is way too short so....

-if we considered that he has so much power then... Some broken bones?

Wu Chang

-more bruises 2/10

-ill just assume that their skill just f with your mental health

Photographer

-ah yes everyone favorite short midget bald grandpa with Donald duck colo(u)r palette

-its a sword

-ALSO he actually have training 7/10

-i won't rate photo world

Mad eyes

-our ACTUAL favorite grandpa

-off topic but if you main Chad eyes i respect you and your dedication so much

-but if we are talking about his walls then....10/10 you are dead

-okay so bruises again 6/10

-EDIT: yeah imma change that to 10/10 bc of the steam... Might burn ur skin off

Dream witch (servant)

-pickaxe

-self explanatory really 7/10

Axe boy

-an axe

-7/10

-BUT remember he's a decapitated child so he won't really have much power so 5ish/10

-fire ball jkjk but 2nd degree burns go brrrrr 8/10

Evil reptilian

-kinda like geisha but sharper so 4/10

-okay....

-anyone forbids that this lizard man get presence

-WILL crush you and step on you (lucky simps)

-10/10 ain't no way you are gonna survive

Bloody Queen

-quick question

-how isn't her finger cut off yet????

-shes pretty much a corpse

-4/10

Guard 26

-spike go brrrrr

-yup that's gonna hurt

-6-7/10

-BUT BOMBS!

-Again 2nd degree burns

-7-8 ish /10

"Disciple"

-shes doesn't outright stab you with that so 4/10

-but if she stabs you instead of slapping you....

-again depends where soooo 6-10/10

-if her cat have rabies then you are dead 10/10

Violinist

-it doesn't hurt much 1.5/10

-bro got scammed by the devil lololol

-his skills literally make people ears bleed

-0.5/10

Sculptor

-my main :D

-she uses telepathy so i can't calculate

-but she seems to be new at it

-ngl at the end of her attack she's like trying to pick her chisel up

-its a shallow stab 4/10

-BUT

-STATUES

-MORE BRUISES

-also by her description you need to be crash into something with her statues

-so assuming that she chips everytime and you crash against the wall then....

-broken bones

-bruises

-internal bleeding

-10/10

Undead

-bro sword is like clouds sword from final fantasy 7/10

-he slug you

-ALSO charge attack skill makes your heart skip a beat 10/10

The breaking wheel

-spikes

-hey um breaking wheel mains out there...

-how tf do you play him?

-i can't even kite him ffs

-anyways there's no hope you are dead 10/10

Naiad

-another shallow stab but this time it's sharper so 5/10

-despite what people thinks

-she doesn't drown people in her abyss (even though it will be pretty cool and horrifying at the same time

-theres just creatures from the sea that bites you 4/10

Wax artist

-bruises y'all know the drill

-2nd degree burns from wax

-3/10

-EDIT: change to 7/10 if the weapon thing is boiling (i forgot what it's called)

-also can someone explain his backstory and why people think he's racist????

Nightmare

-shallow stab gang

-4-5/10

-his crow did nothing at all sooooo-

Clerk

-what is she even holding????

-a cane?

-anyways about 1.5/10

-also what is her backstory and what is her gameplay? I legit can't play her

Hermit (the frog)

-cane 2/10 but he have to hit you like million times to down you/hj

-yall know how it feels like to be paralyze???

-its kinda weird you feel but also don't feel

BONUS

-so about 6/10

Night watch (nagito Komeada/hj)

-I would say 7/10 if he stabs you with it but he kinda slap you with it 4/10 (it's still metal anyways)

-WINDBLADE i mean... Cyclone The wind won't affect you much UNLESS he pulls you in and you got crash into a wall or something.

-again it depends

-0-1/10 if it's just the wind 8/10 if you crash into everything

patroller

-bites you so 8/10 lol

-rabies.

-you can't convince me otherwise so 10/10

A/n this is 1 am so I'm sorry if this doesn't make sense/rating kinda weird

BONUS BONUS:

THOMAS THE TRAM

INFINITY OUT OF INFINITY

THE MOST OP HUNTER

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[unknownperson-is-not-known]

Just an 'NPC' (prologue)

Albert. The chosen one. The one that suddenly became rude and arrogant but if it wasn't for him then we would already die. One day he just woke up, killing the monsters nearby our town and somehow has an inventory that can fit the whole universe for some fucking reason.

...and then there's me. Chris, A regular shopkeeper. An ordinary guy that Albert decided to attack me for talking to much even if I can't control it.

Everything is... Weird to say the least. All of us can only move when Albert isn't nearby and if he's close we would suddenly teleport here. We couldn't say Albert's name instead we have to say BussySLAYER69. Only say the same thing that is very tiring. Honestly we just want all of this to end.

It isn't Albert's fault tho. Before all of this. He's just a regular jobless bum. He's the equivalent of basic. But hey, at least he used to be nice. Honestly, poor guy. he just woke up and he can't control anything, before he knows anything he already killed monsters, helped 5 people with their stuff, ate food like he'll never eat anything again, run for 10 seconds then stop and repeat. Poor dude can't even catch a break.

Today is another boring day. I stand at my fruit store, unable to move. The first time I panicked but ended up breaking my leg that magically got back to it's original place still hurt tho. Today is sunny and there he is! Take a moment to guess...

IT'S ALBERT! WOW SO SURPRISING!

"Hello! BussySLAYER69! Would you like some fruits?"

"oh shut up. Just give me some eggs."

Although Albert 'said' that, it was clear that he didn't say that. His voice is definitely not like a 7 yo kid.

> I want to buy...

>could you tell me about your story?

>See ya!

"could you tell me about your story?"

Ah shit.

" of course! My father used to be a merchant and-"

Damn I sound like that dude that doesn't shut up.

"ffffffFUCK shut up you stupid fucking npc."

"and my dad-"

"skip"

"so I-"

"Skip"

"that's why-"

"S. K. I. P. OR P. I. K. S. FUCKING DAMNIT"

Albert then start to attack me. But unfortunately for him. We all have invisible shield for some reason.

"I wish I could kill you..."

"___! dinner is ready!!"

Huh?

"MOM 5 MORE MINUTES"

"Sweetie you said that for the last 30 minutes"

"DON'T 'SWEETIE' ME YOU-"

"That's it! You're grounded!"

"fucking bitch"

And then Albert fainted. The player probably log out. Finally.

" Oi! Al! Wake up!"

"ugh... Again? I just wanna live my life... What is that on your apple?"

I look behind. One of my apples has some sort of blackish-purple color. Please don't be rotten please no. I slowly touch it and-

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(sorry lol)

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