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mrsunstrider · 3 years

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I’ve been out of the fandom side of league for a long time, but I’ve had a lot of thoughts about the current event and how much of a letdown it feels to me, and I wanted to get them written down somewhere. Spoilers ahead for the Sentinels of Light event, up until the end of part 3.

I’ll start with the things about it I like: I think all the art for the event is incredible, the art team did a really good job, likewise the music and cinematic were both good. I like the relationship and animosity between Riven and Irelia, I think this was a good opportunity to have them interacting and is one of the few things that has been done well in the visual novel. I think Gwen is very cute, and I like that it’s canon that she’s the one dressing them up. I liked the parts with Rengar - the only section that’s actually made me laugh so far - although I think he’s also been written very… out of character. I’m not a big Rengar fan, so I can’t really comment on it in depth, but I’m pretty sure he’s never referred to himself in the third person before.

As for the rest of it.... Yikes.

I understand and appreciate that they couldn’t put every champion in, but to not mention anyone directly involved in the event is a weird choice. Where are the leaders of Demacia and Noxus? Why should I believe that Leblanc would leave the (apparently incredibly easy to get into) Black Rose hideout open to anyone? I know it’s established that only relic weapons can defeat the wraiths, but does that mean every other champion just… I don’t know, died before the sentinels arrived? We see random background characters - the solari soldiers, lunari people, those two piltover sentinels - but literally no other champion who could’ve been included even if just to go “shit’s fucked huh, I gotta stay here and protect my people” or whatever.

But then the whole event seems so disconnected from the rest of the lore and the other relationships throughout it. I think Graves and Miss Fortune are the most egregious examples of this. All of Graves' lore, short stories, cinematics he’s been in have mentioned TF or shown him with TF, but when you meet him in Piltover he’s there “on vacation” and there’s no mention of TF at all. Even when you get to Bilgewater and meet up with Miss Fortune there’s no mention of him, like he just didn’t exist. It’s so heavily at odds with how they’ve been treated in the past, with being heavily entwined with each other’s stories, with TF’s multiple voice lines in legends of runeterra mentioning Graves, even with the nods to TF in the Sentinel Graves skin.

Miss Fortune, imo, has had it the worst though. All of her previous characterisation has been ignored in favour of having her immediately betray the Sentinels for power. She’s portrayed as desperate and paranoid, convinced everyone is working against her to help Gangplank, instead of the self-assured, powerful captain Riot has been putting forward since Burning Tides. When the bio for Ruined Miss Fortune came out, I thought maybe they were trying to cover up spoilers for Ruined King, but now I don’t even know where Ruined King is supposed to fit into this narrative. Pyke and Miss Fortune seemingly don’t know each other, and none of the other characters in Ruined King are mentioned at all.

All in all the whole thing doesn’t feel like a big canon event, it feels like a poorly written, rushed AU. Done well, I think a visual novel could’ve been a cool format to tell this story, but I think it would’ve benefited so much more from being a chaptered story on universe instead. Compare this even with Burning Tides - the story, the featured game modes, changing the announcer to Gangplank - and it just falls flat in so many ways when it’s supposed to be so much bigger. @vaguely-concerned said on their post that it feels like the sort of fanfic men write to disparage women and queer people who write fanfic, and they’re honestly completely spot on, right down to the shoehorned in no-homo relationship between Graves and Vayne.

From what I’ve heard, the lore team didn’t even work on the visual novel, but the skin team did and honestly… it’s obvious. The Sentinels of Light event feels like it exists just to showcase cool things that could happen, with no regard for the established characters it’s using to do them. And while the event has been disrupted by covid and delays, that doesn’t change the fact that the writing is juvenile, repetitive and that the story has no set tone. I don’t know if this is supposed to be a serious event, when the player-character seems to only have joke lines, when Graves’ only motivation is apparently robbing people, when Rengar is sad because someone beat him up once.

I’m someone who really likes the lore in League of Legends. I thought Burning Tides was amazing, and I’ve been waiting years for them to do something similar, but this event has just made me tired and sad. The enthusiasm I had for it at the start of the month has just fizzled out completely, and now I feel like I’m just waiting for it to be over so we can wait for the next thing.

Anyway this was a lot of words to say I’m a salty TF main lmao

#League of Legends #Sentinels of Light #boy I wrote an essay here huh #here's all my feelings anyway lmao

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dresspheres · 6 years

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108 Icons | Vayne Carudas Solidor | Dissidia: Final Fantasy NT

108 Icons for Vayne Carudas Solidor from Dissidia: Final Fantasy NT.

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#Final Fantasy RP #Final Fantasy Roleplay #Vayne Carudas Solidor #Icon Dump #Vayne Solidor #Final Fantasy XII #Dissidia: Final Fantasy #hc: black #hl: long #male #age: adult #light skin #ec: blue

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noxian-rose · 7 years

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--- I’m actually only halfway there but this thank you has been long overdue so I felt the need to make this~ I’ll be upfront here and now, I didn’t expect this many people to follow my interpretation of LeBlanc, especially since my portrayal involves Evaine a bit more readily than solely what you would see from Emilia so thank you so much!! Even if I’m the worst on reply-time and sometimes don’t have enough time in the day to do anything ;;

This means the world to me and I’m glad to have come this far in my writing. I don’t want to call this a follower forever, as it’s not quite that, neither is it a giveaway. Call it a love letter to those who have followed me for this long, even if you weren’t mentioned on this list know that I appreciate the support!!

I’ll try to keep it short and sweet, for the sake of your sanity and post length ♥ .

MENTIONS:

- I can’t thank you enough for being absolutely amazing friends, you’ve really been there for me in my rougher hours and I’m so grateful to have met you guys through Tumblr. Not only are you amazing writers but the way you’ve developed your characters and show your passion through them... It’s something I love to see and hope I keep seeing in the future ♥ . It’s always fun to share headcanons and write/play League together. Thank you so much for even the littlest things you’ve done, for inspiration and for being such sweethearts. -- @wasure-arashi, @the-ravenous-flock , @decimating-might

- My salty botlaners who do the stupidest combos possible and two of the most amusing people I’ve met, you two are just hilarious together tbh, and I’m always glad to have you guys around. Remember to never doubt the things you make (both of you, and you know why :^) ) whether that be art, writing, cosplay, etc. because they’re always wonderful. I know you’re going to meme up this post eventually but you’re in here and I love you guys -- @spiritiisms , @artistic-lament

- Gosh, I know we’ve never spoken in voice or anything before, or maybe never have even talked outside of Tumblr but you’re just all sweethearts and cinnamon rolls? It’s always such a pleasure to talk to you whenever we do and you’re all just such a positive presence within this community. I really love what you do with your muses, not to mention the ideas you present and how you write them out. I adore you okay. - @hook-and-chains . @catena-custodi . @unadulteratedcolordaze , @thecelestialchibi1 , @deathlctus , @general-darius

- I call this the cinnamon and sinnamon roll section. You know why if you’ve been tagged :) You guys crack me up so much and I always love posting the worst memes when we’re around. It’s always fun to tease, make jokes, and even weave the most fucking horrible/fluffy crack scenarios between our muses. Smol sheriff, bloodbag, little Jack and Elsie. I love you guys so much for being just true and pure through and through, we need more of you on Tumblr. - @askspiderqueen , @castdeath , @sweatered-mermaid , @zauns-insane-secret

- I’ve probably known some of you for a long time here on Tumblr and I can’t say I regret following. You’re always a lovely presence to have on my dashboard and seeing your urls pop up really brightens my day, I usually lurk ahaa. Some of you post art, some of you post great writing, some have really interesting ideas! It’s all a huge mix and I love seeing what all of you do for your muses. - @freljordsbard , @the-british-fox , @terraformis . @vayne-the-night-hunter . @tekunvalos , @morose-deserter , @ask-hextechjanna

And for the last bit, a few others I wanted to just put in here. I can’t quite write more because I would never stop writing this post but just know I really love what you do from afar.

@thegoldendemon , @ravnitor , @nevermove , @masteredshadows , @infinite-xerath, @deadnotdull

#(in a blink..ooc)#// thank you guys so much!!!#// this has been quite a ride and I'm still going on for a bit longer before I actually wrap up and archive #// but man #// this has been one of the best writing experiences I've had in a long long time #// and I'm so grateful that you guys have stuck around for as long as you have #// it makes me proud of my writing for once #// as I typically like to bash on my works #// and this just means a l o t #<3 #// if only you could see me now younger me #// why ever did you stop writing and believing in what you did?

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lunaticfringe216 · 7 years

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Survival Of The Fittest Pt. 5

Survival Of The Fittest Ch. 5

A/N: This is the last installment in this series. This will be my last series for a bit then I will post some one shots. Maybe I’ll take some requests. For now, please enjoy this one. Comments and feedback welcome. If you’d like to be tagged in future work, let me know. Thanks for reading!

Tags: @baleesi

*Skylar Vayne*

I remember the first time my dad brought Shawn and I to the cabin. He stressed that if anything ever happened, if our survival ever came in to question, to come here.

I’ve convinced Adam, against Kenny’s better judgement, to come up here. My intuition that atleast Shawn will be thinking what I am.

I take my switchblade out of my right leg pocket and start making notches in the table leg.’

‘Would your dad appreciate that?’ Adam sits down across from me. ‘Carving into his table?’

I scoff. ‘I’m a big girl.’ I continue carving. ‘What’s your plan?’

‘Hunker down one more day.’ Adam leans back in the chair. ‘Your dad really was looking out for you and Shawns for a scenario like this, huh?’

“Yeah.’ I sit back and cross my arms. ‘Sure was.’

‘Adam.’ Kenny approaches us, the Bucks close behind. ‘I really think we should move. Take what supplies we can and move out.’

‘Oh?’ Kenny crosses his arms as a grin crosses Adam’s lips. ‘Why is that?’

My attention shifts to Kenny. You don’t think they’re looking for her? It’s a matter of time.’

‘One day. We leave tomorrow.’ Adam stands up, toe to toe with Kenny. ‘Are we clear?’

Kenny cracks his knuckles. ‘No.’ He looks at Matt and Nick. ‘Grab your supplies, Grab your supplies and get Cody and Lethal.’

Adam laughs. ‘What are you doing?’

‘We’re out. Good luck with your girl, Adam.’

My eyes widen as it seems Adam and I may have been fed to the wolves. We should be able to survive on my skills, but for how long? Adam sits back down as Kenny and his guys prepare to move out.

‘What now?’

Adam sighs. ‘Don’t know. How long do we make it up here?’

I sigh. ‘Couple of days.’ Adam puts his head in his hands. ‘Hey.’ I put my hand on his knee, in reassurance. ‘We’ll be okay. I promise.’

‘We’re going.’ Kenny adjusts his backpack. ‘As usual, you had to be right, Adam.’

Adam sighs as Kenny and his followers leave. ‘So between the two of us…’ There’s a knock at the door. ‘Probably just Kenny. Just stay put.’

Not sure what to think, my heart rate picks up, as Adam walks towars the door. I rise out of the chair as he answers the door. I see Shawn, then AJ with his hand at his side. My first instinct is to jump, as I see AJ pull his blade. I think of how Adam has spared me. Whether or not he kept me around for his own survival, he spared me nonetheless. I breathe in deep as I feel the cold of Aj’s steel blade at my throat.

‘AJ!’ Shawn grabs his wrist. ‘What the Hell!’

‘Sky!’ I can feel Adam;s breath on my shoulder. The fear. ‘Whatare you doing?’

‘No one gets hirt here.’ I look at AJ and Shawn, then Adam. ‘I’m fine.’

‘Baby,’ Aj hugs me. ‘You sure you’re okay?’

I smile. ‘Yes. Just calm down.’

‘You…’ AJ steps towardsAdam. ‘You son of a…’

‘AJ!’ Shawn grabs him. ‘Go get the others. Adam, have a seat while I talk to Sky.’ Shawn pulls me aside. ‘Adam… that’s up to you.’

‘He didn’t hurt me, Shawn.’ I sigh. ‘He doesn’t get hurt. He goes with us. He’ll be my responsibility.’ Shawn nods. ‘Where are Finn and the others?’

‘Probably on the way. Riley left them a note before we left to get you.’

‘She’s here?’ My eyes light up. ‘Where is she?’

‘Right here.’ Riley hugs me. ‘You okay?’

I look at Adam as Johnny and Akam lead him outside. ‘Yeah. I’m fine.’

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After Finn and the rest of the crew arrive, AJ and I show Adam where he’ll be holed up with some of us for the time being. While AJ is out scouting the area with Shawn and Finn, I start going through rations.

‘Why’d you do it?’ Adam lies on the bed, staring at the ceiling. ‘Why’d you spare me?’

‘I knew you wouldn’t hurt me.’ I spread some peanut butter on two slices of bread, and grab a bottle of water. ‘you’re not a bad guy, Adam. You did take me captive, though. Here, sit up. Got some protein for you.’ He swings hhis legs off of the bed, and starts eating. ‘Double rations. Between us. Don’t tell AJ.’

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in-carnage-i-bloom · 7 years

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One year a Jhin blog changed my life ( the story)

One year today I made this blog. I didn’t think it would go anywhere. I was wrong.

I’ll be honest. I was about to give up on the role play community here. After seeing how ugly drama can get on the basis of a he said she said mentality and falsified fact checking I wasn’t sure I wanted to stay here. The absolute anger some feel when lore changes and art updates alone was horribly sour to see. It put me in an uneasy place. I wasn’t in the best of relationship on a personal level and came here to escape from the abuse that it was. But what was it worth when all you see is people man hunt another person for having a differing opinion?

Either way it was a hive mind here and it was not helping me escape the situation with my ex. That was until Jhin was announced. I was infatuated with the video, art, idea and voice of him. Now I may be biased because I’m a metal gear fan and although I think Raiden is a whinny bitch (looking at you mgs 4) I love his voice. After all, I annoyed my friends when they announced project yasuo at its release. I felt the compulsion to maybe try Jhin as a blog. What harm was it going to do? I was leaving any way right? I would just go unnoticed and leave in a month any way.

Man was I wrong. The first two and thee weeks where mostly shit posting and the blood moon au with @code-thief I did have that fling with Vayne and even Zoey. At that time I was still building the Jhin I play now. I played with the idea that he wasn’t sexually gratified unless he was shooting someone (yes hello unwrite a bunch of smut for fun).And Tobias wasn’t particularly able to be killed. This was purely perfect for Jhin in my head. This was the idea I had. But the more I played with him the more I lost this idea.

Then @dunk-me-darius came into play. Now I followed Darius back with my other league blog and sat quietly watching for a year prior. I’m a scared person to approach blogs of any sort of status let alone one thar draws. Even with the past drama fresh at the time I still didn’t stop watching. The drama wasn’t mine to judge and honestly I know what was publicly known had much more to it then what we knew (iceberg effect).

Darius posted a thing asking for people to say happy birthday to another Jhin blog. I bit the bullet and sent a off anon message to this Jhin and wished them a happy birthday. After all kindness gets you out of bronze. This small gesture changed my life. Although this other Jhin and I have bad blood now, I want to thank them for helping me out of an even more toxic and abusive relationship then any of the drama I have been in and seen here on Tumblr. My animals and my sanity really benefited from it.

Now that Darius and I where talking. We started the roleplay of Jhin and Darius. This started gaining us both attention. Where as attention comes here, jealousy arises. This started gaining me some hate. Not the hate I had with my morgana blog. Oh no a whole different type of hate. Hate that would get you banned from league and the dictionary definition of #triggered hate. At first it was amusing. The unrelenting hatred people had for the ship and Darius was overwhelming all on the basis of past things that have been dealt with and buried.

Well I stuck through it even if it got bad. We moved to Skype since Tumblr freaked out every time we conversed. My inbox wasn’t a joyous +1 (in my case +12). We continued the ship, started calling one another bae for the muses. This was the escape I needed. It helped me feel happiness again. Darius was also happy (I hope) and we really made a good friendship out of it. We inspired one another. We kept making eachother laugh. Although I suck at league, Darius still played with me. Taught me some valuable things in top lane and helped me not be soo passive(although I still am because I fear letting the team down). It was great.

April is darius bithday. So I asked if it was okay to send a preset box to celebrate. Darius was more then happy and agreed. I was excited and baked some of my favorite cookies then sent them with other things. Darius received the package and enjoyed it. This was pleasing for me as I love bringing joy to others. It really helped me smile.

After months of talking and shit posting with one another, Darius and I started more then just a relationship with our muses. It was growing into a strong friendship. One where we could rely on the other for honest advice in life. That’s when Darius and I stared really referring to one another as bae on a personal level. Bae helped me with my relationship and helped me realize that my happiness was under a bandaid that I had to rip off. I was scared and bae let me take my time to do this. This was also the time we started talking about being single ship. I had already had enemies making people not talk to me so it was a good for me anyway. I already had the reputation of worse Jhin blog on tumblr so no matter what I did would result in hate.

It’s about August at this time and my mother was moving to Connecticut leaving me her house in Arizona. This was hard to do as I was mulling over the idea of a break up with my 7 year relationship and the reality of my mother ( who I’m very close with) moving 3000 miles away. This is when I asked Darius if it was okay to meet up. We agreed and started making plans.

The trip came up soon and I was getting quite excited to finally meet my bae. At this time I wasn’t too active on Tumblr because of the stress of packing my house, legal stuff with my mother and a hostile environment at home. Bae was my escape and we Skype chat often which helped me relive stress. I often would write fan fiction for bae as I was up when Darius was asleep. This fan fiction often sparked inspiration for bae and that made me happy. Bae made me feel special and appreciated which I wasn’t used to as personal life was getting heavy.

Then came the trip to Connecticut. It was long and even broke down outside of Springfield. But I talked with bae the whole time. Excited to see each other in a few days to come. At this time it was looking really good to be single ship. Then that day came. It was a cold rainy September day. Ugly in comparison to my typical Arizona sunny days. Bae was at that corner waiting for me. And what was the first thing bae said?

“ holy shit your hair IS long”

Yup that was the first thing I heard with my own ears in person.

But that didn’t matter. I finally got to hold and hug my bae. We laughed and I was silent for the first two hours. But the more we talked the more I started to realize that bae was real and perfect. We went on a date and it was more then perfect. This was also the solid go that I needed to take that bandaid off and end what hell I was living in at home. I wanted Darius in my life more and had to make the leap to bring this true.

A month later after realizing we had proper feelings for one another, we went full on single ship. This was also when I started the break up with my ex. Rip that bandaid off right? Well that bandaid gets ripped off but always ends back on making things even more complicated. Just can’t seem to understand it’s over I guess but bae has been the rock in my life. Keeping me from crumbling under the pressure although all I want to do is hide under my blanket and hope it goes away.

Bae then asked me formally to be in a relationship. Not just our muses but us as muns. I smiled and giggled to myself like a pathetic school girl and said yes. Since then in October bae and I have been dating officially. I never thought I would have ended up with a blog I admired soo much let alone dating and now LIVING with the Mun. It’s an experience I’m excited to move forward with. Even if I’m one of the worse Jhin blogs out there, I wouldn’t change a thing and do it again. Enemies and all. It was worth it and I’m now truely happy with my bae. My love and rock. Here’s to another year of shit posting and bad roleplaying.

#long post #one year as Jhin

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lolsmurfaccounts · 6 years

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Most Bizarre League of Legends Puns of 2018

When it comes to coming up with jokes and puns, League of Legends players cannot be outclassed by anyone. There are lots of different types of puns out there especially, so we have gone through the internet with a fine-toothed comb to find the most bizarre, the funniest and the best. These are definitely not the only puns out there for LOL. There are enough of them that you could fill up an entire series of encyclopedias and still need more room.

But these are definitely some of the best ones out there. We’ve also divided them up into eight different categories so that you can choose the ones that you like the best. Some of these are great, some of them are so bad they’re good, but they are all worth reading. Let’s get started.

When Forum Users Are Asked for League of Legends Puns

The first category that we’ve chosen is simply the one showcasing the responses that come when League of Legends players are asked to come up with puns. There are quite a few that have been bandied around the internet for a long time, but what is surprising is that many users are able to come up with some of the funniest puns out there right on the fly.

Part of that is being inspired by the post above you, but some of them are so truly original that all you can do is upvote the post and laugh to yourself. Here is exactly what happens when LOL players are asked to post their best puns in a forum.

I could tell you a zilean of them but I could not be bothered

I’m sure Ziggs would have a blast making some dynamite puns on this thread. Surprised this thread hasn’t exploded with more replies!

Jarvan puns would be Exemplar-y.

Urgot to be kidding me, these jokes are Tibbersable. Half of them are Ireliavent.

C’MON post more!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t want to have posted this thread in vayne.

I don’t Evelyn know what to post…

Dat Ashe

Need to post it in my new twitcher account

My brain Ziggs and Zaggs trying to think of more. I’ve come to think that coming up with a good one is just Lux. Post more pl0x!

Well i think im pretty VIKTORious when thinking up lol puns

Fizz decided to take mid-lane for the halibut.

Yall can follow this horrible thread to your graves

Knock knock. Udyr?

Volibear: Hmm… You might be expecting some un-bear-able pun. I’m going to tear the enemy apart with my bear hands!

Karma is a *****.

Wow let me Ashe you guys a question; what kind of twist of fate put us all here ? Is there Annie answer for that question?

Go Diana fire.

If I post in this thread while in my car, does it could as texting while Draven?

Oh, god why Zyra want to communicate with me using a thornmail im gonna leaf her alone

Kayle yourself.Go Diana hole.This thread isnt really Nasus ary.

We Kennen this right now.

I managed to get away with it though, so at least my efforts weren’t in Vayne.

Alright, this is getting Downright Darius, so I’m gonna leave. (Your leaver status has risen to 1)

The Chinese was A.K.A. Li.

An enemy has been sWain.

Viktor-y.

Gankplank.

Masteryies.

Jokes? I got a Zilean of them!

Urgot to be kidding me!

Annieways, let’s start!

Hey, Anniebody home?

Could i ashe you a question?

TIME to win the Euro Zileans!

Stupid people! They are Phreaking me out, man!

Sivir me Tibbers!

You ** Ashe hole!

I wish you good Lux.

This will work, i Garen-tee!

That TANK will RAMM-US!

This left me SIVIRly disappointed.

Well, that was a nice Twist of Fate.

Annie is pretty hot.

Ashe is cool, but Kayle is divine.

Irelia don’t know what you’re talking about…

Pfft, Lee sin to reason.

Ryze and shine.

Your digging your own Graves.

Udyr challenge me?

Seems like bad Miss Fortune to me.

Dont get Corki.

Cho´gath! Eat my Fizz.

I Garen-tee that you will lose.

All hail the glorious Chairman Maokai.

Man i miss-clicked becouse of thar Twitch.

Maan, you could hear that Ziggsplosion from miles.

I-realy need a nerf mor my W.

Want to get out of elo hell? You gotta Ryze to the occasion.

how do you Darius that computer when I’m not home?

Sona we are doing these puns again…

Vi must stop with the puns!

Long-Form League Puns

Most of the puns out there are really short one-liners. But then we came across people that really must have thought about the puns that they were going to create and then worked to turn all of the puns that they came up with into a coherent paragraph. That was extremely impressive, and it took a great deal of work, so we thought that they deserved their own category.

That’s why we have listed these long-form puns below, so that you can appreciate them in all of their glory – as well as their corniness – by themselves. These are truly the best of the long-form puns. Whoever came up with these should be proud of their work, and if you search for them, you will be able to find the original posts yourself.

Okay… Are you guys for ez-real? This has been done to death, and I Garen-tee that Annie of the puns Urgot have already been used. I mean, there’s a Zilean possibilities, and I’m not just triforcing to get a Ryze out of you, I’m being sincere. Stop with the puns. They’re lane.

This is really lane. Some of you champs needs to Ryze to the occasion. Anivia would have thought this thread would be reborn again. Seriously Brolafs? I feel like I’m going to go berserk if I don’t see some more puns here. I never Everlynn would have thought my hate would have spiked towards you guys like this. It just makes me twitch. I think I’m done with this post, before my endless rage ignited again, I need someone to come stand united with me. I think we’re all on the same team fights here. Bye!!!

But on the other hand, I asked my girlfriend and she said Shyvana keep on making up LoL puns. She thinks they’re a Riot. I swear, she has a Renekton of them. Speaking of my girl, she’s more of just a friend. Our parents just tried to Rammus together. (She’s a Phreak sometimes though, if you know what i mean) But i still Twitch when i think of her in Amumu. Enough of her though. That was irrEvelynnt.

I accidentally Draven to an old lady crossing the street today. But killing is a BIG Nunu, so THERE’s some bad Karma for you. I was scared so i took the body to a river (I didn’t want her to Ryze from the dead)

I Garentee these puns are not funny, I heard a Zilean of them but I always Zed they aren’t funny, in fact, it Lux like they are Aatroxiously not funny. They are Anniething but new, so atleast please make Brand new funny jokes or Elise people will downvote you

LOL Puns So Bad They’re Good

While compiling the puns for this article, we came across lots of bad ones. Some were just bad so they were chucked out, while others were so bad that we couldn’t bear to discard them. They are like some old horror movies – they are so awful, so terribly bad that they are actually good. It is a fine line when something surpasses that mark, but just take a look at these and see if you don’t agree that they need their own cult following.

These so-bad-they-are-good puns are going to make you groan, but you will also remember them later and hopefully, if we have done our job well, they will elicit a chuckle, even against your own better judgment.

I hate Vladimir, he really sucks…

i wouldnt mind these threads if the puns were at least thresh.

OMG that pentakill was Kata-strophic!

I told you not to steal that blue from our AP carry, and now you got killed, it was all bad Karma.

What’s the holdup? Why Ahri waiting?

I ain’t ‘Cho b***h!

Annie’d blue!

Put on some pants. I can see your Ashe.

They need to rename Brand to “Bland”…

Elise you get an assist..

Sometimes I wish this game Ezreal

All this hype is turning out to Fizz!

He needs a Graves because I just destroyed him!

Irelia think this is a bad idea.

Top Ten League of Legends Puns

Okay, so there had to be a best of category. There are a lot of puns out there, and it is really difficult to narrow the thousands that we went through to find the best. However, these are the top ten of the League of Legends puns that we could find on the internet.

You may not agree that these are the best ever (and it is quite possible that there are many that we failed to unearth in our research) but you will almost certainly agree that they are among the best and that they deserve their own category here.

These are the top League of Legends puns, which encompass the really clever, the original and the simply so-true-they-are-funny categories. Let’s take a look at the top ten.

Malphite is once stoned again.

If you’re going to put a blind person in charge of your lottery like Lee Sin you’re going to Miss Fortune.

Teemo and Cho’Gath walk into a bar.. only one of them got hit.

Q: What do you call a Bronze team with Dr. Mundo, Nurse Akali, Surgeon Shen, Kennen M.D., and Soraka? A: Doctors Without Borders.

They should make a League of Legends Broadway show about “Playing Under No Sight” (PUNS). It’d be a play on wards.

If Quinn kills Lucian, is it a hate crime or is it fowl play?

A guy playing top lane, hit 7/7/7; announced in all chat he’d hit the jaxpot.

If I ever achieve 0/0/7 on a support, I steal the next kill. If I get called out on it, I respond ‘license to kill’.

U Vlad bro?

Example of OP Shaco: JAX in the box.

Hilarious Puns from LOL

Sometimes, puns just make you laugh out loud. This is a highly subjective matter, because what is funny (or punny) to one person, might not be to another. So, these might not be as hilarious for you as they were for us. But if you can relate to them, then we’ll bet that they are going to make you laugh out loud as well. Sometimes, the most hilarious ones were the ones that you least expected, and that’s part of what is included here.

But sometimes, it was originality, or a twist on an old pun that was extremely clever. In any case, they are all terrific puns that deserve to be showcased. There aren’t very many of them, because most of the best ones from this category were placed into the top ten instead. Enjoy the few that are here though because they are great too.

Teammate intercepts Caitlyn’s ult right before it hits you, your reaction: “TANK you!”

Undead scientist: SION-tist.

So, there I was eating chicken and Ryze. But it was disgusting, so i threw it in the Thresh.

LOL Puns Straight from the Champion’s Mouth

What about puns that come straight from the champion’s mouths themselves? We found a few of those and they were really funny. They might have been just as funny if someone had else been saying them as well, but the fact that you could imagine your champion saying them was what really distinguished them from the pack. With some champions, you know their personalities so well that you simply can imagine them saying such a terribly funny thing or making a terrific pun.

The creators of these puns knew those champions as well as you and us do, and that’s why we have put them into their own category. These puns are all straight from the mouth of the champion that they are about or are referring to in some way.

Ryze: “Take this scroll and stick it… somewhere safe”

Karthus talking with Anivia: “Do you… feel a chill?”

The mighty Ymir once said: “2 Mushrooms sit in a closet. One tells the other: “There’s not mushroom in here”

Master Yi: “Wuju pass me that potion?”

Rammus: “OK.”

Vayne: “Evil Lux around every corner.”

LeBlanc: “Lux can be deceiving.”

Zilean: “Your TIME has come.”

Garen: “Shut up, we’re losing TIME now….”

Do you even Rift bro? -Kassadin

League Puns in Terrible Taste

Okay, so the fact is, there are some League of Legends jokes out there that are really in terrible taste. For example, there is a joke about Americans not being very good at LOL because they cannot defend their towers. That joke is still unfunny to most Americans so we have not showcased it here. We have also decided to skip the ones that glorify awful things like rape. You might be surprised how many of the puns out there in terrible taste that we simply decided to skip.

But there are also puns that are in terrible taste that are still pretty funny. We think that those puns deserve to be recognized, but that they should come with a warning label so that everyone knows what to expect before they read them. That’s why they have been placed here into their own category.

If you’re swapping main champions; never go from Ashe to Malph.

Why does no one like Annie lategame? Because she’s 18.

Q: What do you call a toxic Thresh that just whiffed his ult? A: A dick in The Box.

Q & A League of Legend Punnery

Finally, we have a category of puns that are sort of Q and A jokes. Most of the good Q & A jokes we came across were included in another chapter of this book. So, we didn’t find very many that were worth including here in this category. However, there were a few and they definitely deserve to be recognized for their originality and hilarity.

These are not usually classified as puns, since they are mostly in joke format, but the pun was there in each of them. Let’s take a look at some of the Q & A puns that we found.

Q: How do you know Alistar is dyslexic?

A: He always goes oom!

What do you do to a toxic Zyra? Repot them.

Q: What do you say when you unintentionally outplay your opponent as Zyra?

A: All plant.

Q: How long does it take to save up enough money for Locket?

A: Aegis

Q: What is the Undead Juggernaut’s religion?

A: Siontology

Q: What do you call it when renekton rushes a chain vest?

A: An In-vest-igator!

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