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dancerinthestorm · 1 month
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Fic Recs: A World in a Grain of Sand Edition.
I love epic tales in which authors slowly build up their worlds and characters. I love losing myself in works slowly outgrowing canon word count to the point of forgetting to go to bed at reasonable hours. However, I am in absolute awe of writers who manage the rare feat of conjuring the same level of immersion with just a short story or even a one shot.
This totally incomplete list of my all-time favorite short(-ish) stories is a tribute to all intrepid souls out there tackling this challenge.
If you aren't familiar with the fandoms yet I still recommend diving straight in. They can be read and enjoyed totally out of context and you might just come out the other end with a new fandom obsession 😉
„Ars Poetica“ (AO3) by Rhune
Helping out around the Devil May Cry you are perfectly content to leave center stage to the devil hunters and demons of your acquaintance. Until the day Dante returns from hell, his stand-offish brother in tow. Suddenly - and quite unnervingly - you find yourself sharing your once quiet existence in the background with none other than Vergil.
One achingly perfect installment full of poetry, searing stares and everyone’s favorite moody half demon.
Devil May Cry (post DMC5). Vergil x fem!Reader. Rated E. 16k words.
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„Coming up Roses“ by @eupheme
The new groundskeeper at Wayne Manor is unsure what to make of stoic, unapproachable Alfred Pennyworth. At least at first...
All the yearning and suppressed feels of a 300-page Jane Austen novel condensed into two gorgeous chapters about falling in love when you least expect it. Topped off with some seriously hot smut for good measure.
The Batman. Alfred Pennyworth x fem!Reader. Rated E. 10k words.
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„Posterity“ by @whats-rambled-rambled
Posterity. Tenet's operators. Always just a call away to back up your field agents while they flit back and forth through time. It's dangerous work. People die. So you don't get close. Until there's Neil.
I know, I know , 7 chapters with 31k words is putting A LOT of strain on the definition of „short stories“ but I just HAD to include this one. Reading it simply broke me. Absolutely gorgeous prose, two main characters you cannot help falling in love with and a story that keeps you guessing until the very end.
Tenet. Neil x GN!Reader. Rated M. 31k words.
Pro tip: If you are not ready for a 31k word commitment yet (fair enough!) go for „The Way Down“ instead: A hauntingly beautiful 3-parter Battinson!Bruce Wayne/GN!Reader. Rated T.
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"Three Weeks on the Nimrodel" by @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras
Haldir is quiet. Stoic. Solitary. Not the easiest person to be around for three weeks of guard duty up a solitary mallorn tree. He knows that and has made his peace with it. Until a so far unfamiliar fellow marchwarden comes along.
Do you know this moment of utter bliss when you come home after an absolutely rotten day and are finally able to snuggle up with a fluffy blanket, your favorite hot beverage and your comfort book/band/movie? This fic is that exact feeling distilled into 3000 words. Add a good helping of pure love for the more obscure corners of Middle Earth and two absolutely charming, introvert main characters et voila: utter contentment for you to come back to again and again and again whenever that fluffy blanket is out of reach.
Still not an Elves person. But I might have to fess up to being a Haldir person one of these days. This gem surely is another nail in my coffin 😅
Lord of the Rings. Haldir x GN!Reader. Rated G. 3k words.
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„Pinky promises & glow stars“ (AO3) by @softlyspector
Steven bumps into Marc’s childhood best friend in a coffee shop and decides that he wants to get to know her better. Marc decides that's a terrible idea.
Quiet and sad and sweet and absolutely beautiful.
Moon Knight. Marc Spector x Reader. Not rated on AO3. Think M to be on the safe side with everything the Moon Knight boys have been through. 10k words.
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As always: a huge thank you to all creators for your time and your passion and your talent. You guys are absolutely incredible and make this world a better place!
Something missing you say? Please feel free to shout your own recommendations at me in the comments!
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angelltheninth · 6 months
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NNN Day 10 with Dante Sparda
Pairing: Dante Sparda x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, mentioned teasing, feral sex, creampie, breeding kink, marking, desk sex
A/N: When the animated series comes out I will be insufferable about him. And probably Virgil too.
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"Ten days! I went ten whole days without fucking this little pussy!" Dante pressed you against the desk in his office hard enough you thought it would break under the force of his thrusts. "You sure didn't make it any easier for me! Tempting my with those high heels and skits and your boobs almost jumping out at me when we're on missions. You never used to dress like that before."
You didn't want to tell him that it was all for the sake of teasing him. You knew Dante had an ego, and you knew how well he fucked when it was fed. "I didn't use to before I met you. What can I say? Guess you corrupted me Dante."
His grin was, well devilsh to say the least, cocky for sure, "Is that right baby? You go dumb for my cock do you? Want me so bad you couldn't stand to wait for an entire month. Couldn't wait for us to get started on making that baby." That's right, you talked about starting a family before. It was something that went from dirty talk in the heat of the moment to pillow talk, "I'll make that your reality, right now, I'm gonna breed this temptress hole of yours. It only takes once from my kind but I'll keep doing it until I see you big and round."
The amount of precaution you had to take when having sex with Dante drove you crazy. He hated condoms, human birth control was no good since he wasn't fully human, the only thing was specialized medicine that tasted like fucking shit. You hated the taste of it so much that you asked Dante to fuck your throat and come into your mouth just to get the taste out.
"Just to be sure." Dante leaned over, growling, hissing, snarling as his teeth turned into sharp fangs which he then sunk into your shoulder. "Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine." He chanted as his cum blasted at your insides, coating your walls with his thick, white, warm seed, all of it shoved deep into your womb to take and get impregnanted with. Seems like those ten days were well worth the wait.
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Fluffmas 2022 official completed list
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Festive- Virgil Sparda x reader
Hot Chocolate- Yoichi Asakawa x reader
Reunite- Dante Sparda x reader
Decorations- Tiffany Valentine x reader
Snowball fight- Jeff Johansen x reader
Misitoe kisses- Jesse Cromeans x reader
Secret santa- Yui Kimura x reader
Ugly sweaters- Jake Park x reader
Childhood memories- Claudette Morel x Jake Park
Drunken eggnog confessions- poly! Ghostface x reader
Holiday party- the demon Brothers (obey me) x reader
First Christmas as a family- Lester Sinclair x reader
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babyyweebbitch · 2 years
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Can I request for Devil May Cry (whoever you want and how many you want, i do ask for Dante to be included 😅) carrying their crush? Please and thank you!
y’all i tried i’m RUSTY 😡 so anyway enjoy! 😁
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𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎 𝚂.
you fell asleep on dante’s couch again and at first he was kinda just gonna leave you there but put a blanket on you but decided against it and picked you up into a bridal carry
this man was feeling so many emotions even though he was trying not to show them since Nero was there and didn’t want nero to know he liked you. he always wanted an excuse to carry you one day just so he can be closer to you somehow but never found the opportunity. this was that opportunity
he ended up putting you in his bed upstairs and was even nice enough to take off your shoes and whatever jacket you were wearing at that time to make sure you were comfortable
when you woke up you expected to still be on dante’s couch but when you realised you were in his bed you were very confused, dante lied and said Nero might’ve been the one to put you in his bed.
fun fact : dante gave nero $100 to say it was him so you didn’t think dante was weird (you were closer to nero than dante)
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𝙽𝚎𝚛𝚘 .
you and nero were fighting off some demons when you one of them ended up stabbing you in the leg by one when he wasn’t looking. after a while he realised that you weren’t fighting and when he saw you trying to pushing yourself off one leg leaning against a wall he panicked and ran to check on you
it took a while to convince you to let him carry you back to the van. when you finally gave in he quickly scooped you up and ran towards the van. it took him all but ten seconds to realise he was carrying the person he fell in love with and he started blushing, he was glad that you weren’t looking because mf was RED
when he got back to the van he placed you on the couch where Lady and Trish were, they both helped you get changed, cleaned up and bandaged up (if you’re a girl he looked away when your pants came off, out of respect ya’know)
poor boy was genuinely worried sick about you, it kinda made Dante jealous because when this man got stabbed or something nero was just like “ight so anyway-“. he asked if you were okay and if you needed something before he got off the van to go fight off demons
fun fact : he didn’t sleep the night you got hurt just incase you needed to get up in the middle of the night to use the restroom or something
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𝚅𝚒𝚛𝚐𝚒𝚕 𝚂.
virgil was staying at your house for a little bit and the one day that he was actually home you passed out in the backyard trying to do something that virgil offered to do multiple times but you said you’ll be fine. you pass out a lot, it’s been happening since you were in school so this wasn’t Virgil’s first rodeo dealing with you passing out. the only reason why he kinda freaked out was because you were on a ladder and very high up it too
when he caught you he gently placed you on the floor and thought of what to do for a second. he scooped you up and walked inside into your living room and then gently placed you on the couch. he stayed there next to you to make sure you woke up and to be there if you needed anything
when you woke up you were surprised to see virgil right there. he got you water and stuff. when you asked why he was being to nice all of a sudden he lied and said to make sure you don’t pass out again but itbwas really because he cared about you and hated seeing you pass out like that.
fun fact : mf was near you the entire time he was home just to make sure you didn’t pass you again
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aire-writes · 3 years
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M1nors ant1s DNI
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N$fw
Imagine Vergil coming home and throwing you onto the nearest surface and just knotting you.
He carries you around the house with your legs wrapped around his waist and every once in awhile when his knott starts to go down he shoves you against the nearest surface and just fucks the daylights out of you.
He doesn't stop until the next morning so when he pulls out cum oozes out of you.
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queenofallimagines · 5 years
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Hey, i hope you aren’t busy :) I was hope to get another dmc one, the reader lost a bet a has to dress similiar to her crush. Dmc5 guys and girls Example= v, sleeveless black coat and black pants. I love your stories ☺️
Thank you!!
reader lost a bet a has to dress similiar to her crush.
Dante:
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- whew that ass looks good in leather pants
- He’s rly handsy
- Like he thinks you look good in his jacket
- 👀👀
- “Dam babe never thought you’d look this good”
- You’re wearing his jacket and a black v neck with the iconic pants
- If you gotta fight monsters in that rip
- BC his dick is hard af
- “Oh I got to have you come get this smoke is gon be a barbecue”
- “Come here and bend over this desk I wanna see summ”
- He’s human be leaving marks all over
- Dumbass might rip his own clothes off of you
- But you look like a SNACC
V:
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- okay first off he wears a corset and nothing else
- Like sir
- The titties
- I don’t know if we’ve ever seen him naked but his waist is just a little bit too snatched for me
- I’m jealous
- Wearing all of his rings and jewelry
- Give him a “hand” with them on and he’ll be eternally great full
- Lady does your eyeshadow
- He h a s to slap that ass just once
- Shakespeare over here isn’t as much of a gentleman as he seems and you can put that on my grave
- Pretends to be reading poetry but he’s looking you up and down
- “How delicious little Wanderer”
- Frequent make-outs in alleyways
- If it’s the summertime rest in peace because that big ass coat has to be hot
Virgil:
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- this one where is the same fucking thing so good luck trying to get in his clothes
- That weird armless triangle vest shit he wears is so strange it is not the move
- But you somehow pull it off because the jacket covers it out
- You have to hold his sword as well
- Completing the look
- He’s Lowkey shook
- Won’t show it tho
- Not as handsy as the others but still possessive
- Hands around your shoulder and waist at all times
- Brushing up on your ass
- Like it doesn’t happen a lot see you thought it was a mistake but the look on his face says otherwise
- Gunna make sure you too have total privacy before he wrecks you
- Takes you with the jacket on
- Cool leather and hot bodies
- “I’ve been longing for this my dear. Do not keep me waiting”
- Oh you getting the D
- Gunna mark you up so everyone knows what happened the next morning
- Might gag you if he’s in the mood
Nero:
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- nervous little punk boy!!!
- He thinks you rock the look
- The devil may care attitude you have is hit too
- Kick ass while wearing it
- Snacks in the pockets
- He makes you patches for your coat
- He’s super into it
- Wants you to sit on his face
- Looking up at you in his clothes is his kink
- Also taking you In front of a mirror
- “Look babe, you can see me in you”
- Whew he gets hot under the collar real quick
- Sharp eyeliner to match
- Will show you off to everyone
- Nico thinks it’s great
- “You guys are matching!”
- Send him Lewds dresses in his clothes!!
- He will go down on you in his shirt
- He has a mouth like a god
- Really good with his hands too
- Cuddles in his pants
- He’s not slick tho
- Since I’m sure he wears nothing but skinny jeans he’s going to grind on you
- Wearing his clothes really turns him on
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powerfultenderness · 5 years
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Kitty-Vergil
Title: Kitty-Vergil
Summary: Vergil meets a cat named Virgil and his owner.
Pairing: Vergil x Reader
Rating: T
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Vergil needed space. He was perfectly content fighting his brother until time itself was meaningless. He knew more than anyone, however, that all good things must come to an end. When an opportunity to escape back to the human world presented itself, both he and Dante took it without hesitating. It was only after they landed topside and he came face to face with Nero again that Vergil considered that maybe it would have been easier to stay in the Underworld.
Dante was determined to keep the little Sparda family together. And while Nero was nowhere near as obnoxious as Dante about it, it was clear that the boy wanted the same thing. It was all… a lot to deal with. Having so many people making familial claims on him after decades of being alone was-
“Vergiiiiiiiiiilllllllllll!!” The man was interrupted from his thoughts at the sound of a voice calling out to him. 
He furrowed his brows and glanced towards the sound. He was certain he didn’t recognize the voice. 
“Vergil!” Again the mysterious voice traveled along the wind. 
For a second he thought it might be a demon attempting to lure him out. But he could sense nothing of the sort. 
“Mrrrow!” A cat, whose presence he dismissed in his attempts to find the source of the voice, jumped onto the bench he was sitting on. 
It was a beautiful creature. In the fading sunlight, its silver spotted coat seemed iridescent. A reflected gleam caught his eye and he reached out to the cat, sliding his hand down its furred head to the collar around its neck. He flipped the tag and a small smile tugged at his lips. 
“So, you’re who she’s looking for, Virgil.” 
The cat maneuvered its head so that Vergil could scratch behind its ears. He gave in and gave the cat all the scratches it wanted. He heard your footsteps before you came into view, though he kept his attention on the purring cat. He did have a lingering fondness for felines, after all. 
“Virgil! There you are!” You yelled as you rushed up to meet the man who was keeping your sneaky cat in place. Quickly, before he could escape again, you picked up your cat and snapped a leash on his collar. 
You looked up from your cat to the man standing a few feet from you. You could only hope that your breathlessness could be explained away by all the running you’d been doing, because this was the most attractive man you’d ever seen. In any other situation you wouldn’t even approach him, much less be able to say a word to him. But this wasn’t any other situation. 
“Thank you so much, mister!” Smooth. To cover up your awkwardness, you turned your cat to face you and scolded him. “Bad boy, Virgil!” Of course you had no idea how humorous the man found your words. 
The man nodded, “That is an...interesting name, for a cat.” 
The warmth of a blush tickled your face as you looked back at the stranger. He had a nice voice, it was deep but not booming and just a bit gravelly. You’d bet anything that he had the most seductive bedroom voice. 
Putting a stop to such thoughts you cleared your throat and pulled Virgil back to your chest, supporting him so that he was comfortable. “Aheh. Yea…Well, he came into my life when I felt I needed a guide.” 
“I see.” 
“Oh! Sorry,” you stretched out your right hand around Virgil and introduced yourself and asked for his name.
The man had to take two steps forward to reach your hand, but shook it nonetheless. One side of his mouth pulled up into an amused smirk, “My name is Vergil.” 
You dropped his hand and scrunched up your face, “What?”
He chuckled (oh the sound of that light laughter!), “Truthfully.” 
You found yourself returning his smile and a giggle burst out of your chest. “Wow! That’s crazy!”
You looked between your cat and Vergil. “Is that why you were so nice to him, kindred soul or something?” 
He wasn’t sure if you were directing the question to him or to the cat in your arms, but took it as rhetorical either way. 
Before you could say anything else, a constable car pulled up near the bench and a park ranger stuck his head out of the window. “Hey guys, the park is closing. Start heading out.”
“Yessir.” You nodded. “Come on, let’s go home, Virgil.” 
You coughed and corrected yourself, “Kitty-Virgil, I mean.” Not that you’d be opposed.
As if sensing your thoughts, Vergil smirked at you, but didn’t say anything. He did however start moving in step with you as you both exited the park. 
“He’s usually doesn’t bolt out the door like he did tonight,” You started when you realized that Vergil was walking in company with you. “I think he was just upset because I’ve been kinda busy this week. So, thanks again for finding him.”
Vergil gave a slight nod and reached out to give the cat a final scratch, “In truth, he found me.”
‘Good kitty.’ You smiled and snuggled Virgil for a second before you reached the exit and stopped. “Well, I’m this way.” You said with a toss of your head to the left.
“Then this is where I leave you.” He said and stepped to the right.
“Hey, I come to this park often. Maybe I’ll see you again?” You dared to ask, hiding your embarrassment in Virgil’s fur.
“Perhaps.” Handsome and mysterious. 
“Good night, person-Vergil.” You said as you started off towards home.
The sound of his chuckle as he also bid you a good night would ring in your head all night. 
Virgil was aptly named. It seemed he guided you to a new friend, someone you were happy to have met. And Vergil left the curious meeting with a lighter heart than before. He was even looking forward to meeting you again. 
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blackirisposts · 5 years
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Spoopy October Writing Challenge 2019 Master List
Thank you everyone for participating, reading, celebrating, and adding joy and crazy this October! I love you all!  ❤ I’ll be updating this regularly with random reblogs until probably the first week of November  ❤ ** indicates nsfw fics
❤   Original Prompt List  ❤  Collection on AO3   ❤
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@bolontiku
A Ghost Story - Steve Rogers
@psy-bexm
October Writing Challenge 2019 Day 1 - Pokemon
Sugar Sweet - Pokemon
Stalk - Pokemon
Grief - Pokemon
Iced - Pokemon
Spirit - Pokemon
Legendary - Pokemon
Muted - Pokemon
Tea - Pokemon
Storm - Pokemon
Gloomy - Pokemon
Acrophobia - Pokemon
Hades - Pokemon
Lunar - Pokemon
Shimmer - Pokemon
Night Terrors - Pokemon 
Get in the Spirit - Pokemon
Skitter - Pokemon
Rumor - Pokemon 
Story - Pokemon 
Still - Pokemon
Wonder - Pokemon
Toxic - Pokemon
Catacomb - Pokemon 
Memory - Pokemon
Eternal - Pokemon
Wrong - Pokemon
Guilt - Pokemon
Haunted - Pokemon
Startle - Pokemon
Frozen - Pokemon
@sellyoursoulforagoodfic
Day 1: Forest/Woods -  Trevor Belmont x reader
Day 2: Candies -  Vergil x reader
Day 3: Lost in a Corn Field - Leon Kennedy x reader
Day 4: Haunted House - Leon Kennedy x reader
Day 5: Frost -  Dante Sparda x reader
Day 6: Ghosts -  Leon Kennedy x Reader
Day 7: Curse - Nero x reader
Day 8: Silence - Dante x Reader
Day 9: Creature - Nero x Reader
Day 10: Fog/Rain/Bad Weather - Leon Kennedy x Reader
Day 11: Swamp - V x Reader
Day 12: Heights - Dante x Reader
Day 13: Hell - Dante x Reader
Day 15: Magic - Nero x Reader
Day 16: Dreams - Virgil x Reader
Day 17: Vampire - Nero x Reader
Day 18: Bugs/Creepy Crawlies - Nero x Reader
Day 19: (Murder) Mystery - Leon Kennedy x Reader
Day 20: Urban Legend - Nero x Reader
Day 21: Late Night/ After Midnight - Dante x Reader
Day 22: Candle/Flame/Light - Nero x Reader
Day 23: Poison - Jet x Reader
Day 24: Skull/Skeleton - Dante x Reader
Day 25: Revenge - Vergil x Reader
Day 26: Transformation - Nero x Reader
Day 27: Gore - Dante x Reader
Day 28: Hero / Heroine - Victor Vale x Reader
Day 29: Undead / Zombie - Nero x Reader
Day 30: Statue/Stone - Jet x Reader
Day 31: Costume/Masquerade -  Good Ganondorf x reader
@sidehowriting 
Can I Say It? -  Billy x Stacy **
A Haunting Night -  Jack Kline x Reader
Celinarose (on AO3)
SOWC19 Chapters 1 -31 // On Tumblr
jjongslasagnehair (on Ao3)
Stay with Me -  Lee Jinki | Onew/Lee Taemin
So Much for That - Choi Minho/Lee Taemin
The Upsides of Being Lost in a Corn Field - Kim Jonghyun/Kim Kibum | Key**
Never Again - Kim Jonghyun & Kim Kibum | Key
@tintinwrites 
Moments in the Woods - Finn x Reader 
Melts in Your Mouth - Poe Dameron x Reader **
A Dark, Corny Night - Dean Winchester x Reader
Ghosts Would be Preferable - College!Poe Dameron x Reader
Frozen Mirage - Castiel x Reader
You Can See Me? - Poe Dameron x Ghost!Reader
You’ve Got to be Kitten Me - Finn x Reader
The Sky is Blue - Poe Dameron x Reader
PumpkinFickle (on AO3)
Witch of the Woods - OCs
@cornfields-and-bad-dreams 
SOWC19, Day 1: Forest/Woods - OCs
SOWC19, Day 2: Candies - OCs
SOWC19, Day 3: Lost in a cornfield. - OCs
SOWC19, Day 4: Haunted House - OCs
SOWC19, Day 5: Frost - OCs
SOWC19, Day 6: Ghost - OCs
SOWC19: Day 7: Curse - OCs
SOWC19: Day 8: Silence - OCs
SOWC19: Day 9: Creature - OCs
SOWC19, Day 10: Fog / Rain / Bad Weather - OCs
SOWC19, Day 11: Swamp - OCs
SOWC19, Day 12: Heights -  Achievement Hunters, Minecraft au.
SOWC19, Day 13: Hell -  Rooster Teeth, On The Spot
SOWC19, Day 14: Moon - OCs
SOWC19, Day 15: Magic -  Achievement Hunters 
SOWC19, Day 16: Dreams - Achievement Hunters
SOWC19, Day 17: Vampire - Achievement Hunters 
SOWC19, Day 18: Bugs / Creepy Crawlies - OCs
SOWC19, Day 19: (Murder) Mystery - OCs
SOWC19, Day 20: Urban Legend - OCs
SOWC19, Day 21: Late Night / After Midnight - OCs
SOWC19, Day 22: Candle / Flame / Light - OCs
@blackirisposts 
Of Ghosts and Coffee Shop Whispers  // AO3 - Steve Rogers x Darcy Lewis, Bucky Barnes x OMG, Jane Foster x Thor
Spilled Ink - Steve Rogers x Darcy Lewis
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babyyweebbitch · 2 years
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⚚ 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝐂𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ⚚
fireworks — dante | headcannon, one shot (??)
touch starved s/o being hugged for the first time — dante, nero, lady and nico
the boys carrying their crush — dante, nero, virgil
Umbra Witch S/O — Dante
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queenofallimagines · 5 years
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Can you I request a headcanon for Dante and Reboot!Vergil catching his s/o throwin' it back at a function?
You sure tf can baby!! Also hey tumblr show me my asks you coward
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Dante and Virgil catching their s/o Throwing it back at a function
Dante
- first of all he’s going to electric slide over there and grab him a handful of it
- He’s going to like grandpa holding a plate of food dance over to you and start grinding
- Before all of that he’s going to be super surprise he’s going to be like damn Shorty what’s good
- Like 👀👀
- He hast to like turn around to make sure everybody seeing what he’s seeing
- Watching the booty move is mesmerizing
- “Holy shit”
- He had to put his plate down for a second
- Make sure his boots are inside because he’s about to go grab some of that
Virgil
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- Poor baby tries to be so smooth he can’t even walk over there
- What happened to that “ and I got a bigger dick” energy
- He’s like how are you doing this at this function
- One minute he was talking to grandma about the chicken recipe the next minute he’s just standing there like a fool while everybody else is dancing
- He’s going to like slow-motion walk over there or awkward like boy if you don’t bring your ass over here
- You’re going to have to help him because he’s just going to stand there looking around like is one of your cousins going to kick his ass
- He gets into it soon after
- Tries to put his damn moves on it
- This is not a Jamaican dance off calm down
- Would rather much to do this in private
- Where he can really show you what he’s made of
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