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[zanesgirlfriend]

Podcast Room | Jeff Wittek

Description: Y/n takes Erin's place in the 'eat my pussy' bit and Jeff really wants to.

Requested?: Yes by anonymous : maybe you could do one like the erin bit in the new vlog but with y/n instead of erin.

A/N: ive typed and read the word pussy way too many times now lmao but i loved this ugh thank you for requesting it ily

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"Can you come to the car with me for a minute?" David asked her. She was instantly nervous.

"I don't know what you're doing but I don't like it." She said as she stood up off of the couch and followed him outside.

"Don't worry I'm not giving you another car." He joked with her as they climbed into his Tesla.

"I would actually like another car, it's the fact that I'm not getting a car that's making me nervous." She watched as he adjusted the camera to fit both of them in the frame.

"Stop worrying, I just wanna ask you a question." David's smile filled his face and she could tell he was about to say something stupid.

"Okay?" She responded, waiting for him to ask her the question.

"Can I have your pussy?" David sounded serious. Y/n was just confused about what the 22 year old was asking her.

"What do you mean have it? Like, am I supposed to just take it off and give it to you?" She giggled, David laughed as well.

"Like, can I taste your pussy?" David was laughing through his words, and so was y/n.

"You're more like a little brother to me. Sorry, David." She was still trying to figure out what was up. David reached down between her legs and under her seat. She freaked out for a second as she wondered what he was reaching for.

"No, I meant this pussy." David's laugh echoed through the car as he showed her an energy drink with the word 'pussy' on it.

"What, are you twelve or something?" She took the can from him and he did his stupid little muppet dive. "Where did you get this?" She attempted to read the rest of the label, but none of it was in English.

"Natalie ordered it for me." He kept laughing and she just smiled at her idiotic friend. "I wanna try it on Erin now, can you get in the back?" He asked and put the can back under her seat.

"Yeah." She opened the door and exited the car. David brought Erin into the car and asked her the same question. Erin laughed and reminded him that she was engaged and the three of them laughed even harder. They went through the same thing with Carly and the four of them continued to make jokes for a few minutes.

"Everybody's gonna go nuts when they hear David asking to eat our pussies." Y/n joked and everyone laughed.

"The amount of fan-fiction that people will write about this bit is gonna be insane." Carly added.

"Which one of you wants to do this to the boys?" David asked the car.

"I'm not doing it, I can't act for shit." Carly placed a hand on her chest as she eliminated herself.

"Well, y/n is the only single one here, so the boys are more likely to say yes." Erin pointed out.

"Oh, yeah, thats funnier. Y/n, can you do it?" David turned around in his seat and looked at her.

"Uh, yeah, I'll try not to laugh too hard." She was already giggling just thinking about it.

"Okay, we're gonna be filming in here and I'm gonna leave, what are you gonna say?" He looked her in the eye with a childish grin on his face as she said it.

"Do you wanna taste my pussy?" Her acting sounded convincing, and she held it in as long as possible before laughing.

"That's great! Okay, I'm gonna put the drink in the side of this door, and you're gonna sit here." David explained how everything would work and they switched seats. Carly and Erin went inside and sent Josh out to the car.

"Why are you in the driver's seat?" Josh asked as he climbed into the passengers seat. David poked his head between the seats and answered.

"I wanted to be in between you two so I'm in the middle of the frame." David started more conversation as if this was a regular car bit and then he made an excuse to leave. He muttered something about boxes and then it was just y/n and Josh Peck. It was silent for a few minutes, y/n was nervous but excited. Josh just looked at his phone until she had the courage to ask him.

"Hey, Josh, can I ask you something?" She looked at him and watched him lock his phone.

"Yeah, sure." He turned to her, studying her face for a moment.

"Do you wanna taste my pussy?" She did everything she could not to laugh. "I mean, I know you're married and all, but still." The air was thick and awkward between them.

"I also have a kid, but yes." Josh replied, confusing her greatly. They were both instantly judging eachother very quickly.

"Really?" She asked.

"Yeah, its cool." He waited for a moment before adding "You know that camera is recording, right? David's gonna love this for the vlog."

"Shit." Her acting kept getting better. "I didn't think it was recording. Tomorrow is Valentine's and. . ." She reached down into the door as she spoke and grabbed the drink. ". . . I would love for you to taste my pussy." She turned the can to show Josh. He started laughing and David ran out of the house and hopped in the car again.

"That was really uncomfortable." Josh went over his thoughts with David and then they reset the prank and did it again with Casey. He also said yes, but he knew she was kidding and played along. Y/n was most nervous for the next person.

Y/n and Jeff were pretty close. They mildly flirted a lot and spent a lot of time together hanging out. The fans shipped them and they both knew they liked eachother, but they refused to acknowledge it. Jeff got in the car with David and they all made conversation until David used his stupid excuse to leave.

"You look really good today." Jeff said to her. She blushed as looked at him.

"Thank you." She smiled and looked down at her legs, quiet for a moment. "Hey, can I ask you something?" She turned to face him completely.

"Yeah, of course." Jeff furrowed his brow for a split second and wondered what she was about to say.

"Do you wanna eat my pussy?" She asked. She realized she said eat instead of taste and was kind of embarrassed. She really did want him to eat her out. Jeff's face went through a few different expressions before it landed on a soft smile.

"What? When?" His voice sounded amused as he asked for clarity. He made a cute high pitched giggle while she responded.

"I don't know, whenever you want? Valentine's day is tomorrow and we're both single so. . ." She left her response open-ended, only slightly acting now.

"Could I try the lips on your face first?" He asked her, catching her completely off-guard.

"I mean, yeah, but. . ." She reached for the drink in the door, but before she could show it to him he grabbed her face with his hands. He pulled her head towards his and connected their lips. They molded together nicely and her nerves lit up as he lightly bit her bottom lip. They pulled away and she held the drink towards him.

"What is that?" He asked. She turned the label towards him so he could read it.

"My pussy." She started to laugh, but she was still astounded by what had just happened. David, Carly, and Erin had watched from the door, and all of their jaws were still dropped from what they'd seen.

"Oh, shit." Jeff looked at the camera as he realized what had just happened. "I forgot it was on." He pointed at the camera as he looked at her.

"Yeah, it was just a bit for the vlog." She smiled as David walked up to the car.

"I don't think I can use that in the vlog." David chuckled as he sat in the back seat.

"My bad." Jeff was awkwardly silent, making y/n's heart sink a little bit.

They reset the bit and did it one more time with Dom. It went as expected even though y/n was still thinking about Jeff and the feeling of his lips on hers. Once she finally got to go inside she noticed Jeff staring at her very intently. The whole group hung out for a little while longer but nobody mentioned the kiss. Nobody paid attention to Jeff as he walked up to y/n.

"I still do wanna eat your pussy." He whispered into her ear. She instantly felt tingles and butterflies when she heard the word pussy in his accent. Later in the afternoon the two of them slipped away into the podcast room, away from everybody else.

"Where did Y/n and Jeff go?" Carly asked the rest of the group.

"I think they went in the podcast room, I heard something in there when I went to get my charger from my room." David explained. Carly and Erin nodded, but Jason hadn't heard about their kiss yet and was very confused.

"Why did they go in there?" Jason asked.

"Jeff probably went in there to eat her pussy." Erin joked. David did a muppet dive into the couch as he laughed.

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[zanesgirlfriend]

Masterlist #1/COMPLETED

HERE IS THE LINK TO MY SECOND MASTERLIST (most recent stories)

Vlog Squad (w everyone and not romantic):

Excuses

Karaoke

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Natalie:

Brownie Batter

Just a Bit

Click

Go Away, She's Mine

Loud

Roses

Flirt - Zane x Natalie x Reader

Balloons

Wine Drunk

Best Friends - David x Natalie PLATONIC friendship fluff

Dare

-

David:

Surprise!

Sunflowers

Sunflowers part 2

Little Clickbait Onesie

Happiness = Red Bottoms

Show Up - David and Jeff, but mainly David.

Peanut Head

Close to You

Wear Pajamas

Oreo's

Weak

Too Much

Sucker

Control Freak

Just A Little?

Choose

High

Best Friends - David x Natalie PLATONIC friendship fluff

Ferrari

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Jeff:

Jeff Crushing on You Would Include - headcannon

Dating Jeff Would Include - headcannon

My Girl

Friends

All For You

Water Isn't Wet

Strangers Don't Have Secrets

Almost Satisfied

Everybody Has a Pair

Put the Camera Down

Princess

Weird Biceps

Jeff's Chop Shop

Do Me the Honor

Wind Tunnel Things

Podcast Room

Black Pants

Time Well Spent

Nervous Nerf

Will You Marry Me?

Night Go Slow

Eggplant Parmesan

Booty Guru

Butterfly Birthmark

break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored

Brother's Barber Shop

Get a Room

Punchable Face

Jinx

Fuck the Flames

Light of Day

Clueless

In His Arms

In Her Arms (Part two of in his arms)

The Hot One

Sunny Side Up

Busy

Safe

Ex for a Reason

Overtone

Right Cheek

Want You Back

In the Dog House

Needy

Daddy Kink

Made With Love

A Change Of Heart - Mostly Scott stuff but the reader is w Jeff

Get Used to You

Official

The One Where Todd Finds Out

Just Jeff

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Zane:

Take Care of Me

Lipstick Stain

Monster

Flirt - Zane x Natalie x Reader

Almost as Much

Celebrity Crush

Big Bear

Invisible

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Scotty:

Dusting Furniture

Different Things - Scott x Reader x Kristen

Different Things Part Two - Scott x reader x Kristen

Egg

Stray Feelings - Scott x Reader x Kristen

A Change Of Heart - Mostly Scott stuff but the reader is dating Jeff

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Matt:

Tip of the Iceberg

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Ilya:

Peppermint Schnapps

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[zanesgirlfriend]

Nervous Nerf | Jeff Wittek

Description: Jeff and the reader take a polygraph exam / lie detector test, and a lot of questions revolve around Jeff's dog.

Requested?: Yes by @sleepyloo : mhmmm maybe a fluffy imagine where jeff and the reader take the lie detector test?

A/N: I'm sorry this is short theres really annoying chickens that wont shut up really close to my window and im struggling to concentrate sorry

omf also the dog in that gif looks like Nerf????

Special thanks to @jeffsbarbershop for helping me come up with the lie detector questions bc my mind was blank af i swear im gonna punch a chicken in the face

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"Do you love Nerf?" Jeff asked his girlfriend. She was very nervous to be doing a polygraph exam, even though she had nothing to hide.

"Yes." She looked down at the moniters that were hooked up to her. There was a pause before John, the polygraph examiner, answered.

"That's true." He said flatly. She smiled up at her boyfriend with an I told you so kind of face.

"Do you love Nerf more than me?" Jeff looked in her eyes as he read this one. She felt really nervous. "You better be careful with this one, y/n." She loved dogs a lot, but did she love Jeff's dog more than Jeff?

"No." She tried to convince herself. The pause was even more tense as she waited to hear if she was lying.

"There's a problem with this one." John sounded emotionless once again, not caring about the stupid questions they asked eachother. Jeff flipped out, a little extra for the camera.

"So you do?" Jeff raised his voice in a comedic way.

"Oh my God, next question." She playfully rolled her eyes.

"Are you only with me because of Nerf?" Jeff teased her and smiled as she stuck her tongue out at him.

"Yes." She lied, knowing it would piss him off. She just hoped John didn't say it was true.

"That's a lie." John said.

"Oh, thank God." Jeff let out an exaggerated sigh of relief in response. "We woulda had a real problem there if that was true."

"Next question, please." She had a new found confidence after the last question.

"Am I the hottest person in the Vlog Squad?" Jeff asked. Y/n started to realize that all of these questions were jokes and smiled.

"Yes." She rolled her eyes and took the pause to admire his wide, muscular shoulders and his perfect face.

"That's true." John stated.

"Okay, one more question, and then it's my turn." Jeff was anxious to ask this one, and genuinely wanted to know the answer. "Does my accent turn you on?" He winked at the end of his question to add to the mood of it. Y/n felt her heart beat, as she didn't wanna admit that on camera.

"No." She knew she lied. She closed her eyes as she waited to hear the results from John.

"Big problem, took her breath away. That's the biggest lie sign." The results made Jeff very happy.

"Aye, how you gonna lie during a lie detector test, huh?" His accent was thick as he teased her.

"Shut up. It's your turn." She was embarrassed, and was short towards her boyfriend while all of the polygraph equipment was taken off of her and put onto Jeff.

"Ooh, I'm kinda nervous. Now I get what you were talkin' about." Jeff's leg bounced up and down while he waited for the questions to start.

"I'm gonna need you to stay as still as possible." John looked at Jeff, and Jeff immediately stopped moving. "Now I'm going to ask you a few baseline questions like we did with her." John continued and asked a few questions to get a feel for how Jeff responds. Then it was time for y/n to go to town.

"Okay, first question. Can you cut hair into more than one style?" She giggled as she read the question from her phone screen.

"Yes." Jeff sounded serious as he answered.

"That's true." John said.

"Wow, I didn't expect that!" She really was kind of surprised.

"Hey, don't be rude." Jeff joked as he prepared for the next question.

"Are you happy in our relationship?" She asked this question, very intrigued to hear the answer.

"Yes." Jeff's dimples appeared as he smiled at her.

"True." John's voice was emotionless, but his response left y/n brimming with emotion.

"Aww!" She leaned over from her chair to Jeff and pecked him on the lips. "Okay, do you love Nerf more than me?" She asked him the same question he'd asked her. She truly hoped, though, that he did love Nerf more than her. He's had that dog for longer than he's even known y/n, so he should probably love him more, right?

"No, I love you more." Jeff was once again stern, and y/n was shocked by his answer. She fully expected him to say 'yes' to the question.

"You better be lying for the video, that dog deserves the world." She squeezed in before John could say anything.

"He's telling the truth."

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[zanesgirlfriend]

Black Pants | Jeff Wittek

Description: Nasty Jeff smut including dirty talk, thigh-riding, and sex

Requested?: yes by @peabody-bitch19 and a bunch of anons

Warnings: NSFW, Sex, Swearing, etc. please dont read if youre under 18 (im lookin at u hills u better stop reading this here)

A/N: idec that this was short bc it was full of content i hope yall enjoy it

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She took her time getting ready. She wanted Jeff to have an erection the moment he laid eyes on her. Her skirt was short, but Jeff liked it like that. David picked her up last. The Tesla was packed like a can of sardines and the only place for her to sit was in Jeff's lap. His hands grabbed her waist and moved her so she was sitting on his thigh. Everybody was busy talking and didn't notice how he guided her back and forth over his thigh.

"Ride my leg like you're gonna ride my dick." Jeff whispered in her ear. She was turned on. His dick grew harder as he felt her wetness soak through his pants. He was glad he'd worn black pants, nobody would notice the wet spot. She held her breath. If she let out any air, a moan would come with it. She was the first to climb out of the car. Jeff looked up her skirt at her black lace thong as she stood up. He felt more blood rush to his dick.

"Good girl." Jeff brushed her hair behind her ear as he whispered to her again. Inside the party she spent the night grinding on her boyfriend. His dick was harder and more prominent every time her ass made contact with his crotch. He hugged her from behind and told her what he was going to do to her when they got back.

"Do you want me to fuck you?" His breath tickled her ear and she nodded. She threw her head back as he continued to say dirty things to her.

"I could bend you over the bar right now and fuck the shit outta you." His voice was deep and his accent was thick. He sucked on the sweet spot on her neck. She let out a small moan, unheard through the loud music of the party. She was tortured all night, dying to go somewhere and just fuck.

"Can we please go to the bathroom?" She begged him. She wanted Jeff to push her up against a stall and take her right there. She wanted him to bend her over the bathroom counter and slap her ass. She didn't even care if people would hear or see them. She wanted his dick inside of her.

They rode in the very back of the Tesla alone, a few people had gotten ubers, so there was more room this time. Zane was drunk and saying stupid things to David. He didn't realize his drunk yelling was covering up the sound of y/n gagging on Jeff's cock. She relaxed her throat and let his dick fully enter her mouth. She held it for a small amount of time, needing to come up for air soon. The car got quiet. Adrenaline pumped through her as she thought about getting caught. She held his dick in her mouth and held her breath for as long as possible until Jeff said something about turning the music up.

She released his dick and took a deep breath, sitting back up in her seat as she recovered. Jeff put his dick away as David pulled in to Jeff's apartment complex. The couple made out the entire elevator ride, making it really awkward for one of his neighbors that was just trying to get home. Jeff slammed her against the back of his door as it shut. Nerf licked Jeff's ankles, and Jeff paid no attention.

Immediately he moved her thong to the side and slipped a finger into her. She moaned loudly and wrapped her legs around Jeff's waist. He carried her into his bedroom and dropped her onto the bed before stripping her down, admiring her lace bra and thong. He slipped his clothes off and climbed on top of her. Her hand ran over the tattoo on his shoulder as she felt his muscles. He ripped off her underwear and muttered that he would buy her a new set. Her hands slid up his back and clawed into him as he thrust into her. He filled her up, repeatedly hitting her g-spot. They moaned and screamed together as Jeff moved faster and faster.

They reached a peak, cumming at the same time. His cum was hot and filled up her vagina. He watched it leak out as they attempted to catch their breath.

"Usually we have to do it in more than one position, but that was great." She said as she wiped the sweat off of her head.

"Usually we don't tease eachother all night." He reminded her.

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[zanesgirlfriend]

Put the Camera Down | Jeff Wittek

Description: David accidentally hurts Jeff's girlfriend.

Requested?: Yes by @vunerablevalentine : Could you do a jeff x reader where the reader gets injured in one of davids videos/ stunts and he like flips his shit 😂❤️

Warnings: Swearing, injury obviously

A/N: This was really short but I liked how it turned out at the end so i hope you enjoy!

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She loved everything about Jeff. His dimples, his hair, how sweet he was to her, everything. The thing she loved the most about him, however, was how he wanted the best for her, and always wanted her to be safe.

She laid on his chest, drifting in and out of sleep as Jeff watched something on YouTube. At the same time, David was back on his bullshit, rushing to film things the day he had to upload.

Can you come over so I can shoot you with the paintball gun? I need another bit for the vlog.

The text appeared on Jeff's phone, the high pitched tone waking up y/n. She looked up at his phone as he replied

Yeah, be there in 45

"Baby, you wanna go to David's with me?" He kissed her forehead and rubbed her arm, gently bringing her back into reality.

"Yeah, can we get food first?" She stretched her legs and arched her back as she woke up.

"I already planned on it." He smiled as she sat up, admiring the beauty that was his girlfriend.

After they had gotten up and ready, they headed out the door. David watched Jeff's location as they stopped at Chipotle. Jeff paid for the food and the two of them enjoyed burritos while talking about something Zane had mentioned the night before. David noticed them start moving again and saved what he had just edited. He kept a close eye on the dot as it got closer and closer to his house, wanting to be ready to shoot Jeff when he wasn't ready for it.

They were on David's street. David got his paintball gun and his camera, checking to make sure there were a few paintballs in the gun. He turned his camera on and crouched down against the wall the bathroom is on. This is perfect. He thought to himself how he would jump around the corner when Jeff walked through the door. He was at the perfect height to shoot Jeff in the thigh.

He had no idea that she was with him.

The couple got out of the car and headed inside, letting themselves in. David got excited himself, adrenaline pumping as he prepared to pop out and take the shot. She started walking towards the living room as Jeff slid his shoes off. She had only gotten a few feet closer to the living room before he reminded her "It's a shoes-off house." David just thought he was talking to himself.

She crouched down to untie her shoes, her head around the height of Jeff's thigh. She started to thank her boyfriend for reminding her when it happened.

David rounded the corner, screaming "Surprise!" as he pulled the trigger on the paintball gun. It was aimed at the first moving object he saw. Y/N's head. She screamed as the yellow paintball stung her forehead. Backwards she fell, tears escaping her eyes as she held a hand on her head.

"What the fuck, David?" Jeff rushed over to her. David was mortified.

"Shit, I didn't know she was with you! I didn't mean to, I'm so sorry!" David spouted, trying to apologize. Jeff wiped tears from her cheeks as he sat her up against the wall.

"Can you stop fucking filming and get a towel or something?" Jeff was pissed. She was dazed. David had no idea what to do.

"Natalie!" David screamed. He sat on the floor, continuing to film. Y/n moved her hand from her head, revealing yellow paint mixed with blood.

"Don't just sit there like a fucking dope, go get a fucking towel!" Jeff smacked David's arm. David listened this time and went to go find a towel. Natalie rounded the corner and saw what happened

"Oh my God, are you okay?" She crouched down on the floor. Y/n nodded as David handed Jeff a damp towel. He wiped her forehead, revealing a bleeding welt a little bigger than a quarter.

"Let's get you on the couch." Natalie said as she and Jeff lifted the girl onto her feet. David could almost see the steam coming out of Jeff's ears as he filmed. Once she was on the couch, Natalie continued applying pressure to the welt and cleaning it up.

"Put the fucking camera down." Jeff started walking towards David, who's heart rate was increasing by the second.

"Jeff, I'm sorry, I didn't know-" David was still filming. Jeff grabbed the camera, slamming it down on the table. David felt his heart ache when he heard what he thought was a crack come from his beloved camera. Jeff walked towards David, who kept backing himself up, so Jeff pinned him against the wall. Their eyes were locked as Natalie picked up the camera, pointing it in the direction of the boys.

"Didn't fucking know? David, you have to fucking look before you shoot people! She got really fucking hurt! I do this shit because I'm strong and I can handle it, and I know its fucking coming. You made her fucking cry, David. Go apologize." Jeff slammed him against the wall before releasing him. He watched David walk over to the couch and sit down. David was fighting the very strong urge to check his camera for damage.

"I'm sorry. I didn't know Jeff was bringing you, and I should have really looked before I shot you with a paintball gun. I'm really really sorry and I'll buy you a puppy to make up for it." David sort-of joked at the end, causing y/n to crack a smile. Jeff sat next to her on the couch and put his arm around her. David grabbed his camera from Natalie, relieved to see that it was okay.

"Fine, but I want the most expensive puppy." She joked backed, laying her head on Jeff's shoulder.

"Can I please use that in the vlog? You'll be in the thumbnail, I'll put you in the description, anything you want." David pleaded.

"Yes, but you have to let Jeff shoot you with the paintball gun too." She smiled. David knew he had to say yes. "Anywhere he wants." She added.

"Fine." David reluctantly agreed.

After everyone calmed down, David was editing on the couch, his laptop on his stomach. Jeff and y/n rounded the corner, her with the camera and him with the paintball gun. The two of them laughed when they heard David scream. She zoomed in with the camera, focusing on the yellow splotch of paint on the crotch of David's jeans.

"I deserved that, fuuuuuckkkkkk."

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Water Isn't Wet | Jeff Wittek

Description: Jeff and the reader flirt, and fans start to ship them, and then the reader gets a surprise.

Requested?: Yes by @lilyeehaw : Hi can u do an imagine with Jeff where he and the reader are pretty close but aren’t together so the vs members tease them and the fans ship them and they end up together and it’s just fluffy ?? and i also incorporated a request from @toribentleyva who said: what about some good ole pre-relationship fluff?

A/N: this is really long but i. love. fluff. enjoy.

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Another night and another text from a groupchat with your best friends. "Are we all going to David's later?" Someone asks. "Yeah, anyone wanna chip in for some Fireball?" Another friend asks. You say nothing, hoping to see one name pop up in the groupchat. "Hey Y/N, are you going? I can pick you up if you want?" Jeff. You feel jitters move through your body as you reply with a "Yes please!"

Picking through your closet is a chore. Trying to find something comfortable but also revealing enough to try and entice your little crush. You don't know why you try so hard for a guy. Well he isn't just any guy. He's Jeff. You wouldn't try so hard and attempt to make it look effortless for anyone else but Jeff. Even his name makes you weak.

He picks you up and you head towards David's house, your usual hangout spot, and on the ride over you are cursing yourself for not taking a shot before getting in the car. You know its better to be sober in front of someone you're interested in, but you know a shot would've calmed your nerves. Why are you acting like this? Why can't you just be normal in front of a guy? And can't you just admit tha-

Jeff's hand rubs your thigh, breaking you out of your inner thoughts. "What're you thinkin'?" Struggling to come up with something other than I have a crush on you, you say something random and stupid.

"Why don't you ever pronounce the 'g' in -ing words?" Blood rushes to your cheeks as you realize how stupid you sound. "That was a stupid thing to ask I'm sorry." You sit back in your seat and notice Jeff's hand is still on your thigh.

"Nah, it's fine, it's just my accent." He laughs, causing you to feel relieved that you didn't ruin any chance of conversation in the future. "Nobody's ever asked me that before. Do you have any other stupid questions?"

This time you laugh, and think for a second about something else. "Actually yeah. Okay stay with me here. Water makes things wet, right? But is water permanently wet? Or not wet at all? Like you can make someone happy without being happy yourself, so can water make something wet without being wet itself?" You take a deep breath after all that, and Jeff's laugh makes you grin ear to ear.

"You're hilarious. I guess water isn't wet though, like it's wet because other water is making it wet, but just one water molecule isn't wet right?"

By the time the two of you finish your stupid conversation about water, you've arrived at David's house. As you get out of the car, you can't help but notice the absence of Jeff's hand on your thigh.

About halfway into the night, you've calmed down a bit (with the help of a few shots) and end up sitting on Jeff's lap in the corner of the room. His hand was around your waist this time, slowly creeping down to your ass, and he whispered commentary about everyone else into your ear. You giggled loudly, accidentally gathering unwanted attention from your friends.

"You see Zane over there?" Jeff points towards Zane and Stassie.

"Yeah, what about him?" Your half-drunk giggles help you finish your sentence.

"I bet he jerks off to pictures of Stassie every night before bed." His breath tickles your ear. That statement also makes you give a big belly laugh. Although, during your laugh you made the mistake of staring at Zane and Stass, so now they know you're laughing about them. David points his camera in your direction and asks what Jeff said. Jeff laughs in your ear and asks you "Should I tell them?" causing you to laugh once again.

"Only if water isn't wet." You say to him, wrapping your arms around his neck and shoulders.

"I said I bet Zane jerks off to pictures of Stassie every night." Jeff says it a lot louder this time. David laughs loud, but Zane laughs louder.

"You're probably right." Stassie exclaims, causing everyone to laugh even more.

The night goes on and you enjoy as much time in Jeff's lap as possible. He ends up taking you home, holding your hand the whole way there, and kissing your cheek before you walk inside. You go to bed feeling extremely pleased, and have a nice dream about cuddling with Jeff.

When you wake up the next morning, you're beaming. Texts from a bunch of random friends are pouring into your phone, teasing you about Jeff and asking if you're a couple. You check instagram and see people are tagging you in screenshots of what look like one of David's vlogs. You check YouTube, and sure enough, David has uploaded and you're in the thumbnail, sitting in Jeff's lap. The title was "HE DOES WHAT??" so you click and watch the vlog. After seeing you and Jeff in the background, and seeing the bit about Zane, you decide to read the comments. They can't be that bad, right?

Omg are jeff and y/n dating?

jeff and y/n look reallllll comfortable.

Jeff and Y/n look so cute together!

All the comments were about you and Jeff. You couldn't help but smile.

"Meet you at David's in an hour?" A text from Jeff appeared on your phone.

"Yeah" You type back.

An hour later you're at David's and you don't see Jeff's car, so you assume he isn't there. Natalie welcomes you inside and immediately asks "So, you and Jeff, huh?" She smiles as you as you blush.

"Yeah, I guess." You put your bag down on the counter.

"Y/n all my comments are about you and Jeff. Everyone thinks you two look very cute together." David's goofy grin appears as he rounds the corner.

"Yeah, oh my God shut up about it, you're embarrassing me." You bury your face in your hands as they interrogate you.

"But you like him, right?" David asks, and you notice that the two of them are cornering you into the kitchen. You feel like they're lions and you're their prey.

"David, where's the camera? What are you trying to make me do?" Your eyes dart around the room looking for a camera.

"Nothinggg we just want the teaaa!" Natalie stretches out her words. Something about her smile makes you trust her. You try to hold it in, but of course you break.

"Okay! Fine! I like him! I like him a lot! He's sweet and funny and charming and I love his stupid accent! Will you leave me alone now?" You break free from the kitchen and round the corner into the living room.

Jeff.

Jeff is standing against the wall in the living room. You feel all of the blood in your body move to your cheeks. You've never been this embarrassed in your life.

"David I swear to God I'm going to kill you." You look up to the ceiling, as if somehow that would keep tears from welling in your eyes. In your peripheral vision you see David pointing his camera at you and Jeff.

"Don't cry baby, I like you too." Jeff wipes a tear from your cheek, your lips somehow spreading into a smile.

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[zanesgirlfriend]

Princess | Jeff Wittek

Description: Jeff takes the reader and her kid to meet his friends.

Requested?: Yes by @jimininfiress : I’d really love if you’d do a Jeff imagine and the reader (his gf) has a baby girl from a previous relationship that didn’t end bad but they’re just not together anymore and in the vlog David says something to the reader like why would you let an ex convict near your daughter and Jeff gets defensive of you and your daughter. I just think Jeff would be an adorable dad even tho his past kinda sucks lmao. Thank you tho! ❤️

A/N: i made the kid a little bit older than a baby so i hope thats okay, but this is the cutest thing ive ever written i love this okay thank u enjoy

(also if you want a part two i'd be down let me know)

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"Princess, are you ready to go?" You called for your little girl, who refused to go by her name once Jeff started calling her Princess. You didn't mind it though, you were just happy she loved your boyfriend as much as you did.

"Yeah, Mommy!" Her sweet voice filled the room as she dragged her little backpack behind her.

"Are you absolutely sure you wanna spend your birthday weekend with Jeff?" You crouched down to her level. She nodded, her little dimples making you smile.

"I'm gonna be five, Mom, I'm basically a grown-up. I'm sure." You laughed at your sassy little girl as you scooped her up. You carried her into her bedroom.

"Okay, which stuffed animal do you wanna bring to Jeff's house?" You both stared at the wide array of plushies.

"I want Peff!" You rolled your eyes as you picked up Peff. He was a fluffy piggy that Jeff gave her on the day they met, her of course naming it 'Piggy Jeff' or Peff for short. She seemed to be infatuated with your boyfriend, but he didn't seem to mind.

You grabbed the small suitcase that had items for the both of you, and locked the door behind you as your daughter lead the way to the car.

When you arrived at Jeff's apartment, your little princess couldn't wait to see him. She unbuckled her car-seat herself, begging you to move faster. She had fun racing you to his door, and doing the special knock they'd come up with together. He opened the door, kneeling down to catch her as she ran into his arms. He stood up, her tiny little arms wrapped around his neck, and leaned over to peck your lips.

"She was very excited to see you." You smiled, shutting the door behind you as you entered his apartment.

"I missed my little princess, too." He kissed her forehead and put her down, knowing she was eager to pet Nerf.

"I also missed you." He wrapped his arms around your waist, bringing you in for a real kiss. Once he let you go, he grabbed the suitcase you were holding and took it into his room.

"I wanna meet Jeff's friends!" She tugged at your shirt, causing you to remember what all you'd promised her. A birthday weekend at Jeff's apartment, hanging out with Jeff's friends, and a birthday picnic in the park.

"I know, baby, but we gotta get lunch first." You reminded her about lunch as she glared at you.

"Princess, not baby. Jeff calls you baby." She corrected you.

"That's right, Princess." Jeff walked back into the living room. "What do you wanna get for lunch?"

"I want grilled cheese." She hugged Jeff's leg.

"Oh yeah, she's decided she doesn't wanna eat animals anymore, so we're gonna have to eat all the chicken nuggets in the freezer." You joked with Jeff.

"She's right, animals don't deserve that." He agreed with her.

"So everyone's a vegetarian now?" You admired your two favorite humans.

"Nah, steak tastes too good." Jeff smiled at you.

You all three headed to Jeff's car, Jeff of course carrying the little princess the whole way.

"She can walk, in case you forgot." You reminded him. You noticed her cling tighter to Jeff's neck.

"It's her birthday weekend, let her be pampered." He smiled, completely spoiling your adorable daughter.

You stopped at a little diner to eat, and then you were finally on the way to David's house. She had heard about David, and already seemed to love him, but you didn't know if she would like any of Jeff's other friends. You've hung out with them on numerous occasions, but something about bringing your daughter with you made you nervous.

"This house is pretty." Your daughter looked out the window towards David's massive house.

"Yeah, David's got a lot of pretty stuff." Jeff said as he turned the car off. He carried the little princess inside, sliding her shoes off and throwing them atop his own as he yelled for David.

"Oh my God, hiiiiiiii!" David almost melted when he saw your daughter. "I'm David." He smiled at her.

"I'm Princess." She stuck out her hand, her wrist bent.

"You gotta kiss her hand now." Jeff told David, leaning the kid in his arms more towards him. David kissed her hand as you spoke.

"She's only this spoiled around Jeff, I promise." You assured him. She reached her arms out towards David, latching onto his neck instead of Jeff.

"You get to carry me now." She said to him, he was surprised by the weight of the child.

"Tomorrow's also her birthday, so I'm spoilin' her a little extra." Jeff pulled her off of him, setting her on the ground. She immediately walked over to the table, grabbing David's camera.

"No, no, no, don't touch that!" David reprimanded her.

"No she loves to vlog, you should turn it on, she won't break it I promise." You tell David.

"She told me she wants to be a vlogger when she grows up." Jeff laughed as David walked over to the tot. He turned the camera on and pressed RECORD.

"Hi, I'm Princess, welcome to my castle." She pointed the heavy camera towards herself. "I'm gonna give you a castle tour . . ." She continued on, Jeff following her towards Natalie's room.

"She's hilarious." David said to you.

"Is she the newest member of the vlog squad then?" You laughed, sitting on the couch.

"Yeah, she can replace Jonah." You both laughed in unison. "I'm surprised you let me near her, let alone Jeff." David said, grabbing his laptop.

"He's my boyfriend, why wouldn't he be near her?" You were utterly confused. David looked at you as if you were stupid.

"He's an ex-convict. Ex-drug dealer. Probably a bad influence for a toddler." He said. You were astounded by his idocracy.

"Yeah, keyword being ex-" You took a deep breath before you blew up. "He has been to jail and he used to sell drugs, but he's different now. Now he's a good person. He is sweet to me and my kid. He takes care of us. He is the best Dad she's ever had, and they're not even related. He loves her, and she loves him, and I would never separate them because of some stupid mistakes he made years ago."

David looked dumbfounded.

"Oh my God, you're adorable." Natalie followed your daughter back out into the living room, Jeff not too far behind. Perfect timing.

"Isn't she?" Jeff agreed, his eyes filled with love for your child.

"And this is my sleep-pod. All you do is jump in and it swallows you while you sleep." She pointed the camera at David's LoveSac. Her attention shifted as the front door opened, running to meet whoever was at the door.

"No running!" You called after her, not wanting her to get hurt.

"Hi, I'm Princess, I'm a vlogger." She pointed the camera up towards Heath and Mariah's faces.

"Aww, hi!" They both cooed at her, happy to see a cute little face. They introduced themselves, Heath of course being forced to kiss her hand.

"Hey, I'm sorry. What I said was really rude." David leaned over and apologized while everyone was paying attention to the little princess.

"What'd he say?" Jeff asked you.

"I'll tell you later, don't worry about it." Your hand laced with his.

The same sort of hand-kiss introduction thing happened all evening as more and more friends showed up. David filmed a few cute bits with your daughter, and she loved every second of it. She found some pizza in the fridge, splitting a slice with Jeff before falling asleep on his chest.

"Thank you for being such a good 'Dad' to her." You kissed Jeff, really appreciating everything he does.

"It's no problem, I love her, and I love you. Plus the single moms really love the Hot Dad at the playground." He joked with you. You made a fake 'shocked' expression before laughing.

"Hey, keep talking like that and I'm gonna be a single mom." You smiled at him, happy with the little family you had created.

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[zanesgirlfriend]

Will You Marry Me? | Jeff Wittek

Description: Jeff buys engagement ring w money from selling Josh's hair but only kinda???

Requested?: No, I had an original thought for once!! Shocking!!

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"How much am I supposed to spend on a ring?" Jeff asked Todd as they got started on their hike.

"I don't know, I've never bought one before." Todd pointed out with a chuckle in his throat.

"I'm serious, dude. Like, I know she doesn't want somethin' thats crazy fancy, but I still wanna give her somethin' special, ya know?" Jeff unlocks his phone and starts to look up engagement rings.

"Why don't you just buy a ring with the money you get from Josh's hair?" Todd was proud of his idea. Jeff was unimpressed.

"I'm not actually gonna sell Josh's hair, dumbass." Jeff glares at his not-so-smart friend.

"Why not?" Todd asked.

"Because I don't know who's gonna get it, and I don't want them to sprinkle it on a crime scene or somethin' and frame Josh in a murder." He explained. He scrolled through many different rings, a variety of prices. "I also get an extra video outta not selling it." He added.

"Well you should spend as much as the hair would've sold for. Didn't it end at like seven thousand or something?" Todd actually had a good idea this time.

"Yeah, I like that. Now, how do I get her ring size?" Jeff looked up at his friend.

"You should have Carly and Erin get it!" Todd really was coming up with a lot of good ideas today.

"When did you get smart?" Jeff teased him as they continued their hike.

A few days later, y/n sat in the back seat of Erin's car. She listened to Carly talk to the camera.

"We're on the way to a jewlery store, because Erin wants her ring cleaned, and then we are going thrifting with y/n!" Carly explained their plans as y/n smiled in the background.

"Ooh, maybe we can look at engagement rings!" Y/n brought up to Carly.

"Ooh, why? Do you think Jeff's gonna propose soon?" Erin asked, side-eyeing Carly to see if she spilled the beans.

"No, I just think its fun to look at them. Although, I would marry that man in a heartbeat." Y/n was oblivious to the plan, relieving Carly and Erin.

At the jewlery shop, Erin went to get her ring cleaned while Carly did Jeff's dirty work. She kept her phone notes open, inconspicuously writing down any details y/n liked.

"What's your ring size?" Carly asked as she stuck her finger through one of the sizing bands. "I'm a 3.5" She added. Y/n stuck her finger in a few bands before finding the right one.

"This one!" She showed Carly the number and they went to look at styles. Carly gathered a metal type, a style, shape, cut, number of diamonds she wanted, and of course ring size, and texted the information to Jeff. Perfect timing as the clerk handed Erin her ring back.

"We ready to go thrifting?" Erin asked the girls, both of them nodded joyfully for different reasons.

The next day Jeff took David and Jason to a jewlery store in the fancy part of L.A. They filmed some random stuff and also found the y/n's perfect ring. It was exactly what she wanted and cost around seven thousand dollars.

"Are you ready to go, baby?" Jeff called to y/n as he stood by the door. His fingers grazed over the ring box in his pocket as he waited for her.

"Yeah, I'm ready." She popped around the corner and smiled as she took Jeff's hand. He grabbed the picnic basket and they headed off.

He was nervous the entire car ride, but she didn't seem to notice, as she was just happy to be going on a cute date with her boyfriend. When they arrived at the little park Jeff texted David that they were there, and to be ready. Of course David was ready, he loved sappy shit like this. They set up the picnic on a picnic table and sat across from eachother. They enjoyed a few bites of food before Jeff popped the question.

"You should probably thank Josh." Jeff mentioned as if it was no big deal, and continued to bite into a sandwich.

"For what?" She racked her brain, trying to remember what Josh did.

"For givin' me a budget." Jeff continued to confuse his soon-to-be fìance.

"Jeff, I have no idea what you're talking about." She gave up trying to understand him.

"You know how I put Josh's hair on Ebay?" He asked her, waiting for her to get it.

"Yeah." She nodded, still confused, and took another bite of her sandwich.

"Well, I didn't actually sell it, but I used the highest bid as a price point for how much I spent on your engagement ring." He smiled at her as she slowly started to understand. He reached in his pocket for the ring.

"Jeff. What!?" She was giddy and confused all at once. Jeff slid off the bench and got down on one knee next to her, in full view of David's camera.

"Y/n, You make me happy. Every morning I wake up thinkin' about you, even when you're right next to me. Nothin' is ever boring with you, but nothin' is ever complicated either. I know this might be a boring way to propose, but I figured if you really love me you'll get over it." Jeff was getting emotional, David was close to tears, and y/n giggled as the tears streamed down her face. "I love you a lot and I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. So, y/n, will you marry me?" Jeff finished and opened up the ring box. Y/n knew right away that Carly had told Jeff what she liked in a ring. It was perfect. But it wasn't about the ring, it was about Jeff.

"Yes!" She stood up with Jeff and they hugged and kissed. David walked closer to them, making his presence known as Jeff slipped the ring onto her finger.

"That was the cutest thing I've ever seen!" David's eyes were puffy and red. The couple laughed at him as Jeff wiped a tear off of David's cheek.

"You've always been a sap, huh?" Jeff asked him.

"Yeah." David nodded as another tear rolled down his face.

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[zanesgirlfriend]

Little Clickbait Onesie

Description: David thinks his girlfriend is pregnant.

Requested?: Yes by @sizzlescott : can you do something with david where him and all of the vlog squad think you’re pregnant from a bunch of things that you’ve done recently which seem like symptoms of you being pregnant. then in the end you take a test and it’s negative. you have the flu

A/N: I really loved this concept, thank you for requesting it!

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She woke up nauseous. David was awakened to the sound of her puking into the toilet.

"Are you okay, baby?" He sat up, checking the time. It was way too early for him to be awake, considering he had only gone to bed 3 hours prior.

"Yeah, I'm fine, I probably just ate something bad." She reached for her toothbrush as she looked in the mirror. She was pale, a little too pale, and looked dreadfully tired. After brushing her teeth she went and got back in bed with her boyfriend. They slept for a while longer, finally waking up when Zane arrived.

"Are you two gonna sleep all day?" He poked his head in the door. David had been awake for about thirty minutes, but would rather stay with her for a while than go talk to all of his friends. He was also googling symptoms of pregnancy, and freaking himself out, and he didn't want his friends to notice.

"I'll be out in a minute, Zane." He replied, getting up to pee. The sound of the door shutting woke her up, and she realized how bad she really felt. This is usually how she would feel on her period, but her period stopped once she got on birth control.

She wrapped herself in a blanket and walked out into the living room. Carly, Zane, Jeff, and Joe were spread out across the living room. She sat in the LoveSac, checking her phone for the first time all day.

"Are you okay?" Carly asked her.

"Yeah, I just don't feel the best, but I'm fine." She smiled, trying to appear as if she felt okay.

"Do you want some breakfast? It'd help you to eat a little bit." Natalie popped out of the kitchen, bringing the smell of scrambled eggs with her. The smell of the eggs almost made y/n gag, but she held it together.

"Just some toast, if you don't mind. I've been craving toast for like three days." She smiled back. She contemplated getting up and puking again.

"You've been having cravings, too?" David didn't mean to let that slip out as he walked into the room.

"Doesn't everyone get cravings sometimes?" She tried to justify herself, understanding what he was implying.

"I'm just saying." He brought her a water bottle and a plate of toast with jam on it.

"Thank you." She tried to end the conversation. There was no way she was pregnant.

"Wait, do you think she-" Carly tried to ask, but y/n interrupted.

"I'm on birth control, I'm not pregnant." She was the first person to say the word out loud, making it sound a lot heavier.

"I don't know, this girl I went to high school with was on birth control, but she still got pregnant. She kept takin' the pills though, and she had a miscarraige." Jeff said.

"Oh my God, Jeff." Carly was freaked out by his story. Y/n was a lot more freaked out.

"Should I postmate a pregnancy test?" Zane asked. Her frustration was bubbling up inside of her.

"Can you all just stop! Goddamn." She stood up, putting the toast on the table and quickly making her way back to David's room. David grabbed the plate and followed closely behind, recognizing that he made a mistake by bringing it up.

"I'm sorry." He poked his head through the door as she lay face down on the bed. She sat up, ready to explode.

"Do you know how embarrassing it is for everybody to be guessing if you're pregnant? It's a conversation you and I need to have before you go guessing about it to our friends. I'm not pregnant, and even if I am I would want to tell everyone in a cute fun way and be happy about it, not miserable with morning sickness or whatever. Also, do you realize how fucking serious being pregnant is, David? You can't even take care of a goldfish, and you wanna raise a kid? Just leave me alone for a little bit." She laid back down, starting to cry. David thought to himself about mood swings, and rubbed her back with his hand as she cried. He hated seeing her like this.

"I'm sorry." He repeated himself. "Do you want me to go get a pregnancy test, to make sure?" His voice was quiet, he didn't wanna upset her even more.

"No, I'll go." She wiped her tears as she sat up and scooted off the bed.

"Can I come with you?" He asked, genuinely wanting to be there for her.

"No, David. I'm still mad at you." She walked into the bathroom and started the shower. "When was the last time we had sex, anyway? Like a week ago right? I wouldn't have symptoms that fast." She stripped her clothes off.

"Okay but we also had sex about a month ago, don't you start getting symptoms at a month?" He reminded her, subtly admiring her body.

"Yeah, I guess so." She hopped in the shower as David walked out of the bedroom, shutting the door behind him.

Once she was clean and dressed, she grabbed her wallet and phone and went to find Natalie. She peaked into Nat's room and saw her there, typing away on her laptop.

"Hey, will you come with me to CVS?" She asked. Natalie smiled back at her and nodded, grabbing her shoes and her keys.

The two girls walked out into the living room, ignoring everyone as they left the house. They got in Nat's Mercedez and headed off to the drugstore. Y/n couldn't help but feel nauseous on the ride over.

"Are you sure you're not pregnant?" Natalie asked her.

"No, that's why we're going to get the test, but I really don't think I am." She explained to her friend as they pulled into the parking lot. They walked inside, and y/n immediately noticed there was a minute clinic.

"I should go see if anyone's there, maybe I just have a stomach bug or something." They headed towards the little clinic and filled out the survey you have to take before seeing somebody.

"I never knew these places were so fancy, they have, like, examination rooms and everything." Natalie commented, sitting down on a bench.

"Y/n?" A doctor stuck her head out the door of the little examination room. Y/n stood and walked into the room, leaving Natalie outside. After about fifteen minutes, she walked out of the room with some papers in her hands.

"So?" Natalie asked, standing up and putting her phone in her pocket.

Back at David's house, they filmed little bits, but everyone kept talking about the fact that y/n might be pregnant. It had also come up in one of the groupchats, the rumor spreading to the rest of the vlog squad.

David was more anxious than usual. The thing she said earlier about him not even being able to care for a fish really struck a chord with him. How would he be able to take care of a human child? He would learn though. He's always wanted to be a dad. The door opened and he immediately ran to her.

"Did you take a test yet?" He looked at the plastic CVS bag in her hands.

"No." She walked past him, just pretending to be pissed now that she had devised a plan. She and Natalie went into Nat's bedroom and locked the door. Everyone stood outside the door, trying to hear what they were discussing. The two girls made their way into Natalie's bathroom, stifling their words as much as they could. Natalie took the false positive pregnancy test out of its package, and y/n took the medicine for the small stomach bug she had, doing anything to make everyone else believe they were waiting the full 3 minutes for the test.

"I'm glad you're not pregnant, I would probably have to move out so you could turn my room into a nursery." Natalie whispered. Y/n flushed the toilet, covering her laughter with the sound of rushing water.

After three more agonizing minutes, the girls finally opened the bedroom door, watching everyone pretend they weren't standing there waiting for it to open.

"David, can I talk to you?" She held the fake pregnancy test in one hand, and pulled David into his bedroom with the other. "Close your eyes and hold out your hands." The couple sat on the bed.

"I know you have a pregnancy test, why do I need to close my eyes?" David questioned.

"Okay fine, whatever." She tossed the test at his chest, smiling as he read it.

"Holy shit. Holy shit!" He hugged her really tight, unable to comprehend his excitement. He knew it would be a big responsibility, but he thought he could handle it.

"Oh, I wouldn't get too close to me." She pushed David off of her.

"Why?" He questioned her, wondering what she meant.

"Because the stomach bug I have is probably contagious." She watched his face drop as he understood.

"So you're not pregnant?" He felt a deep sadness in his chest. Tears welled in his eyes.

"No. I wanted to teach you a lesson. Now you get to go tell all of our friends that I'm not pregnant, and that you got them all excited because you're an idiot." She felt a pain in her heart, its not like she knew he would be so sad. She thought he didn't want a kid. But she also couldn't watch her beautiful boyfriend cry. "And then when I feel better, we can make a real baby, and keep it between us, and film everybody's reactions, and use it for clickbait even though it won't be clickbait."

David smiled at the end, a tear rolling down his face. "Can we make it a little Clickbait onesie?" A soft chuckle escaped his lips.

"Yes, we can make it a little Clickbait onesie."

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[zanesgirlfriend]

Jeff Crushing on You Would Include:

calling you cute nicknames

casually touching your waist

brushing hair out of your face

being shirtless more often than he needs to be

catching him staring at your ass

texting you all day and night

taking selfies with you for his insta stories

begging you to go on hikes with him

bringing an extra coffee just for you to davids every day

hearing you talk about a candy and then slipping the candy in your bag the next day

him watching you as you carelessly drunk dance

always offering to go get lunch with you

insisting he pay for lunch

remembering the stupid stories you tell

noticing your mannerisms

tickling you when nobody's watching so he can hear your cute laugh

trying to be funny all the time

telling the boys he has a crush on you

the boys always teasing him for having a crush on you

threatening to punch the boys if they tell you about his crush

scaring off guys at bars because he doesn't want anyone else to have you

making his accent thicker than it is because he knows it turns you on

buying you a rose off of the side of the street

asking you to go out with him using a cheezy prom poster because you both think its funny

kissing you for the first time at 2am at some random playground

Requested by @jeffreywittek

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[zanesgirlfriend]

Do Me the Honor | Jeff Wittek

Description: The boys help Jeff ask out the reader with a cute Valentine's Day dinner.

Requested?: Yes by @audacit-y

A/N: I've been trying to do my requests in order so people don't have to wait forever for them, but it is Valentine's so I had to skip ahead to this one so it would work.

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He and David had been planning this for weeks. He wanted everything to be perfect for the girl he thought so highly of.

"Can I please film it?" David asked Jeff, wanting cute vlog footage.

"David, it's not a bit, it's my love life. Even if she says yes we're not gonna tell the fans right away." Jeff reminded him.

"The fans have already guessed it anyway." He thought for a second before coming up with another reason to film it. "Okay, what if I film it, but keep the footage for when you guys announce it, and then I use it later? Or you can use it in your wedding video. I just love cute shit, and you know she'll want footage of it later." David was using any excuse. Jeff thought about it for a minute.

"Okay, film it, and then ask her about it after everything is done and see what she wants." Jeff was hesitant to okay it, but he knew she would love to have the footage. The two of them got in David's Tesla and went to pick up Zane and Matt.

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"I really owe you one, dude." Jeff patted David's shoulder as the four of them entered the warehouse.

"It's no problem, really." David glanced at him for a second before messing with the settings on his camera. Once everything was set up in the warehouse, Jeff got dressed in his Tuxedo.

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You have an hour to get ready. Be extra fancy!

The text from David confused y/n, but any questions she asked were read with no response. She did as he said and dressed up in her best dress. She curled her hair and followed a James Charles tutorial for a Valentine's makeup look. The knock on the door made her jump and she went to open it as quickly as she could. Her heart raced when she saw who was behind the door.

Jeff

He had flowers in his hands and looked hotter than ever in his tuxedo. She giggled a little when she noticed David behind him, pointing the camera at her.

"Do you wanna be my Valentine?" Jeff asked her quietly. He admired her smile and took in how nice she looked as he awaited her response. They had been flirting for weeks. They's talked about dating, and were basically together, but he refused to ask her out because he had to wait until today. Valentine's Day.

"Yes." Her smile kept growing. Jeff grabbed her hand as they walked down the steps towards the Tesla. He opened the door for her, and she climbed in. Soft music filled the car, accompanied with a video of a romantic fire. David drove, his camera placed on the dashboard, and the couple sat behind him. She couldn't help but laugh.

"What, you don't like the ambiance?" Jeff joked with her.

"Can you even spell 'ambiance'?" She joked back, causing David to laugh. Jeff looked jokingly offended.

"David, turn the car around, the date's cancelled." Jeff responded, making y/n and David laugh harder. She paid a lot of attention to his hair, and his accent, and how quick witted he was. She also noticed how he was always looking at her. His favorite parts of her were of course her hair and her face and her eyes and her body, but he also loved how hilarious she was. She was funny without being a dick to people, unlike Jonah. Neither of them could stand being around Jonah.

They arrived at the warehouse, and the two held hands as they walked inside. The walls inside were decorated with red sheets and fairy lights, and roses were scattered across the floor. Also inside was a single table with two chairs. It had a candle and a single rose as decorations. There was also a wall with a door, leading to what she assumed would be a kitchen. They followed a path of rose petals and tealight candles towards the table.

"This is so cheezy." She laughed as she sat down. She loved everything about it.

"It's cheezy, but there's some personal touches." Jeff replied, sitting in his own seat.

"Like what?" Her fingers laced with his overtop the table.

"Wait until you see the staff here." His eyes locked with hers. Right on cue, Matt walked out in a tuxedo that was similar to Jeff's, but not as fancy. The couple's gaze broke as they noticed him. He poured wine in their glasses as they laughed.

"Oh my God, where's Zane?" She knew this night wouldn't be perfect without her best friend also being there.

"I'm right here, Madam. What can I do for you?" Zane's fake accent of no discernible origin filled the warehouse. He was dressed in the same outift as Matt, but his was a little tighter on his body. Her laugh was louder than David's when she laid eyes on Zane. Jeff smiled at his beautiful Valentine.

"Can I have an ice water, please?" She asked through giggles as she looked back at Jeff. The date went smoothly. She and Jeff talked, and filmed a few little bits with Zane and Matt dressed as waiters. They brought out food that was cooked by a private chef in the back of the warehouse. The food was delicious, and the increasing number of stains on Zane's tux was hilarious.

"Zane, we have to return that." David reminded him.

"I don't think we can." Zane bent over, revealing to the camera a rip in the pants he was wearing. Everyone laughed, Zane included. David went to the back and peaked his camera through the door as he gave the couple some alone time. Jeff grabbed both of her hands now, his voice a little more shakey than usual. He was nervous for no reason. She was having a blast, and had waited for months for him to ask her out.

"I remember around the time we first met. . ." Jeff took a deep breath. ". . . you told me that cheezy things were good to make fun of, but you still loved them anyway. You also told me that it was smart for anniversaries to be on holidays, so people can save money on presents, and there's less to remember." She felt tears in her eyes as he spoke.

"Things like that are what made me like you. The way you think about things is so interesting and I would never think of things the way you do." Jeff pulled her out of her seat, and his arms wrapped around her waist as she looked up at him.

"You're gorgeous, funny, interesting, and all I wanna do is be around you." Her hands wrapped around his neck, and a small happy tear slipped from her eye.

"I want you in my life always, so will you do me the honor of bein' my girlfriend?" He smiled at the end of his little speech. His heart thumped as he waited for an answer. A grin appeared on her face as she replied.

"Yes." Her hands snaked their way from his neck to the sides of his face bringing her new boyfriend in for a kiss. His lips were soft, and he tasted good. Their bodies pressed together as their tongues danced for a few seconds. The moment ended and they just stood there, admiring eachother.

"That was so cute!" A tear streamed down David's face as the other two boys clapped. The new couple looked over at their sensitive friend and laughed.

"So are you, David." Jeff called back to him.

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[zanesgirlfriend]

Friends | Jeff Wittek

Description: Jeff has always reminded you of someone and you finally figured out who.

Requested?: Yes @lettherosesgrow wanted some more Jeff imagines :)

Warnings: Mild language

A/N: this was hard to write because im really far up davids ass right now so thats why its so short but it turned out kinda cute so enjoy!

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You sit in your boyfriend's bed as he takes a shower, his dog Nerf laying next to you. You've decided your time is best spent scrolling through vlog squad gossip pages on social media, rather than getting ready for the day like you're supposed to be doing. You smile at speculations of you and Jeff's relationship, kinda mad at yourself for making it so obvious. A post appears that you really enjoy, comparing the vlog squad to the cast of Friends. You chuckle to yourself as you notice both Carly and Erin are labelled as Pheobe, and you, of course, are Rachel.

You search for Jeff's name and see that he and Todd share Joey, and then you can't unsee it. You knew he reminded you of someone. "What are you laughing about?" Jeff walks out of the bathroom, wearing only a towel around his waist, and you take in the glory that is his body.

"I saw something that was totally correct, and now I can't unsee it." You laugh.

"You gonna tell me?" He asks as he walks over to his dresser.

"You remind me of someone, that's all." Petting Nerf keeps you from laughing when you look at him.

"Aye, it better not be one of your ex-boyfriends. I'm not in the mood to kick ass today." He points a finger at you, and you decide to tell him, despite wanting to keep this little fantasy to yourself.

"You're exactly like Joey Tribbiani from Friends." He turns around and looks at you.

"Let me guess, you're Rachel?" One of his eyebrows raises as you smile back at him and nod. "I don't see how I'm like Joey."

You sit up on the bed, being careful not to disturb Nerf. "You're both incredibly sweet, and would do anything to make me or Rachel happy." You envision yourself and Jeff on the set of Friends. "You both got a body, a sexy accent, and are smarter than people think you are." Checking the clock made you aware that you have to go soon, so you get up and try to find the clothes you wore here last night.

"You callin' me stupid?" He puts a pair of underwear on.

"No, I'm calling you smart, dummy." You say as you raid his closet for a shirt that smells like him. "Okay, look in the mirror and say 'How you doin?'" You become very excited about this whole 'Joey' fantasy becoming a reality.

He looks in the mirror and catches your eye as he says "How you doin?" making you melt. You wrap your arms around him and look at the two of you in the mirror. "Okay I see it now, but in this version of Friends Joey and Rachel end up together, alright? Ross can go fuck himself." He turns around to look you directly in the eye.

"I always preferred Joey over Ross, if I'm being honest."

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[zanesgirlfriend]

Dating Jeff Would Include

playing with his dog more than him

always hanging onto his arm and feeling his biceps

him holding doors for you

bomb as fuck sex

playing with his hair

tracing his abs with your finger

using him as a pillow

making you PB&J's in the middle of the night after sex

him always having his arm around you

him grabbing your ass in public

poking his dimples when he smiles

his beard tickling you when yall kiss

him looking you up and down and saying "Damn" when you're all dressed up

him saying "She's mine" to random guys in public

him being protective over you

him picking you up and carrying you into his bedroom

him leaving hickeys in obvious places so everyone knows what he did to you

mocking his accent even though you love it

him buying flowers for your mom

your valentines present is him with a bow on his head

him making you laugh in serious situations

david always telling jeff to stop grabbing your ass while he's filming

pulling cute little pranks on jeff but he's too nice to prank you back

him saying 'I love you' first

him being more excited for you to be pregnant than you were

him hoping its a girl at the gender reveal

him being the best and cutest dad

Requested by @sweat-pantss

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[zanesgirlfriend]

Jeff's Chop Shop

Description: The boys finally get to cut Jeff's hair.

Requested?: Yes by @lookitsjess : Can I request one where the reader and Jeff are dating and Jeff lets the vlog squad boys cut his hair for a video but the reader gets upset because they "messed his hair up" and so she makes him go get it fixed the next day?? Love your writing!!

A/N: This is just a short lil blurb but i thought it was funny so i hope you enjoy!

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"I'm gonna regret this, aren't I?" Jeff laughed nervously, only half-joking, as he sat in his barber's chair.

"No!" Zane's voice was higher pitched than usual. "Okay, maybe." He chuckled.

"If you fuck up my man's hair I'm going to shave all of your heads in your sleep." She threatened, pointing her finger around the room at the boys. "Especially you, David." She glared.

"Okay are we ready to start?" One of Jeff's camera men asked.

"Yeah." Jeff said. "Welcome back to Jeff's Barber Shop. Today is gonna be a little different. . ." Jeff continued and explained to the camera that the boys were cutting his hair. The boys included David, Zane, and Todd. Natalie and Y/n sat off to the side as they filmed, adding occasional commentary and laughing.

Y/n watched as the boys took scissors to her boyfriend's beautiful hair. Her grip on Nerf got tighter as chunks of hair fell to the floor.

"So, Jeff, how'd you get your start?" Zane reversed the ongoing joke, making everyone laugh. Todd laughed so hard that the electric shaver in his hand slipped. His face fell as he noticed what he did.

"Shit." Todd said. Y/n stopped laughing immediately.

"The fuck did you do?" Jeff was angry, but y/n was angrier. Todd spun the chair so the back of Jeff's head was towards the camera. There was a big chunk of hair missing on the top of the back of his head. All the guys said "Oooohhhh" when they saw it. David and Zane held back giggles. Todd handed Jeff a mirror so he could look at his head. It was bad.

"Todd." She was bubbling with rage. Todd looked at her as she stood up and walked towards him. "Do you remember what I said before this started?" She grabbed the electric shaver.

"No no no no no!" He backed up until he was in the corner. She used every ounce of strength in her body to bring him to the floor. She sat on him, shaving a chunk out of his head as he struggled to move.

The other boys were trying to pull her off of Todd, and Jeff stood up. He waited for a second before unplugging the shaver, letting Todd get what he deserves. Everyone was yelling, trying to get y/n to calm down. Natalie just sat on the couch and laughed.

Once everyone had settled down, David pulled out his camera and recapped the event for his vlog. He showcased the two boys hackjobs for the camera. Y/n sat back down on the couch, pissed. Jeff walked over to her.

"It's fine, baby, I promise. I'll find a way to fix it." He sat next to her, wrapping his arms around her. She felt tears prick her eyes, but she held them back. It was stupid to cry over somebody else's hair.

"I know, I just knew they would fuck it up. I told you not to do this video." She whined as her hand made its way to the back of his head, feeling the spot that was bald.

"Trust me, the fans are gonna love it." He planted a small kiss on her forehead. "I'm already laughin' about it, and it's only been ten minutes, so it's not that bad, right?" He tried to assure her that it was fine.

"You're getting it fixed tomorrow morning." Her eyes studied his face. "I'm gonna call your barber, you go finish your stupid video." She pouted as she grabbed Jeff's phone to search for the contact. Jeff went back to the chair, speaking to the camera once again.

"Welcome back to Jeff's Chop Shop." Everybody laughed except y/n.

"Since it's already fucked up, can I just go for it?" David joked, his laugh filling up the room as he grabbed the scissors.

"David." Her eyes shot daggers at him, not wanting to joke one bit.

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[zanesgirlfriend]

Wind Tunnel Things | Jeff Wittek

Description: David and the reader try to convince Jeff to do something dangerous with her.

Requested?: Yes by @xxbabybluexx : can I request a Jeff imagine where David asks the reader to do something dangerous for the vlog and Jeff is all super protective and adorable and stupid

A/N: im so sorry this was so short, but my baby @jeffsbarbershop just posted two short little bullet fics, so if this wasnt enough jeff for one night, please go read those here and here.

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Everyone sat around David's living room as per usual. She checked her phone for the hundreth time, seeing if Jeff had texted her yet. He was at the gym, and she was missing his arm around her shoulder.

"What haven't we done in the vlog before?" David asked the room, looking for good video ideas.

"You've done everything." Natalie laughed a little as she remembered all the stupid things David's done.

"Have you gone skydiving?" Y/n asked, thinking of something crazy to do.

"Yeah, Liza and I did in Hawaii." David fell onto the couch.

"Imagine trying to shoot someone with a paintball gun while skydiving." Y/n was proud of her idea. David's face lit up.

"Natalie, find out if we can do that." She smiled as she pulled out her phone, looking up a local skydiving place.

"There's no way that would work." Erin said, bursting David and Y/n's bubbles.

"Why not?" Y/n argued. She paid no attention to Erin's response, too focused on the text she had recieved from Jeff.

Just got done. See you soon babe

She smiled as she replied, and she tuned back in to the conversation in the room.

"What if its in one of those, uh, wind tunnel things?" Zane tried to think of what it was called.

"You mean like indoor skydiving?" Carly corrected him.

"Ooh, that could work. I'm gonna look it up." David opened his laptop and started typing.

Jeff arrived within 30 minutes of his text, and y/n greeted him at the door. He grabbed her waist as they kissed, happy to see his girlfriend for the first time all day. He was freshly showered. His hair was still damp and he smelled of Old Spice. She took a deep breath, filling her lungs with the scent.

"Jeff, can y/n shoot you with a paintball gun?" David called him over to the couch. The couple sat down together as he formulated a response.

"Yeah, but you gotta train her, I don't trust her with that thing." Jeff rubbed her thigh, telling her that he was joking.

"Oh, yeah, real funny. Just remember who's gonna have the gun." She mocked as she lightly smacked his giant bicep. She probably couldn't even hurt him if she tried.

"Jeff, have you been skydiving before?" David asked. Y/n was curious too, it was one of the few things she didn't know about him.

"No, and I don't really wanna go skydivin' either." He said, warning David.

"Come on. I've been skydiving, and it's actually really fun." David was trying to convince Jeff any way he could. Y/n shook her head, remembering now that Jeff was afraid of heights.

"David, I'm not gonna jump out of a fuckin' plane. No offense, but only crazy people go skydivin'." Jeff asserted. David slightly smirked before responding.

"Your girlfriend is doing it." David glanced at her. Jeff immediately looked at her, wondering what drug she had taken.

"Tell me he's lyin'." Jeff's accent got thicker when he got wound up. She smiled and shook her head.

"No, it seems fun and I wanna try it. He's also paying for it so. . ." She left her sentence open, waiting for Jeff to give her what she wants. It was hard for him to say no to her, but he valued her safety.

"You're not goin' skydivin'. You could die." Jeff argued, his hands gesturing freely while he spoke.

"I could also die just sitting here, and I'll be strapped to someone who's done it a million times." She kept trying to convince him.

"You ain't gonna be strapped to no fuckin' muscley dude in a parachute, rubbin' his junk all on ya' and shit. No way." Jeff's mad face was cute. She loved the way his brow furrowed. She latched on to his arm, her face getting closer and closer to his.

"Babyyyyy, pleaseeeeeee!" She stretched out her words like a toddler. Jeff just stared at the blank TV. He struggled to not budge as his babygirl hung all over him.

"No." He was so close to breaking. He didn't want to make her upset.

"What if it's indoor skydiving? Then we'll just be floating around in a tube as I shoot you with paintballs. It'll be even more fun." She smiled, knowing he was cracking. He thought for a minute about how the tube was only so big and how nobody would be strapped to his girl, and he could still make her happy.

"Okay, fine. If you shoot me in the dick, though, I'm out." Jeff finally agreed, and smiled as he saw the excitement in his girlfriend's eyes.

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[zanesgirlfriend]

Weird Biceps | Jeff Wittek

Description: A plus sized reader finally opens up to Jeff.

Requested?: not at first but @dobrikandchill and i think alike sooo

Warnings: mild language, body issues, mentions of calories and stuff

A/N: normally I would make the reader more confident in her body bc everyone is beautiful but i wanted the story to be more dramatic so i made her a lil self conscious, anyway enjoy!

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He always understood why people thought he was sketchy. It was his accent, and the fact that he'd been arrested seven times. Maybe it was also the fact that he looked emotionless, and was quiet around new people.

She was just some funny overweight girl that was lucky enough to be in the Vlog Squad. She and Carly met at some YouTuber's party, passing a blunt back and forth while they got to know eachother. She's been in the Vlog Squad ever since.

It was weird how quickly the group accepted him. She was nice to him, of course, but something about him was off. He was good looking. Too good looking. She had to give him the benefit of the doubt though, because she felt the same way about Todd when she first met him.

It was a Friday night, and everyone was at a party per David's request. He needed footage, so he tended to focus on the intoxicated people. Jeff had decided not to drink that night, keeping his eye on her. She never drank, fearful of the amount of unnecessary calories alcohol had. They seemed to be the only sober people at this party, well, besides David.

"Hey." Jeff stood next to her, a little closer than she would've liked.

"Hey." She smiled, trying to be nice.

"Do I seem scary to you?" He asked her, getting right to the point and trying to make her look into his eyes.

"What?" It worked, and she studied his perfect face as she thought about what he had said.

"Like, am I intimidating?" He wanted her to have a real conversation with him for once. Usually she just brushed him off, attempting to protect herself.

"No?" She was still trying anything to be nice. He saw right through it.

"Why'd you say it like a question?" He chuckled, trying to soften his words with a laugh. He didn't want to sound intimidating while asking if he was intimidating.

"Okay, honestly? Yeah, I think you're intimidating as fuck and I don't know if I should trust you." She let out a deep breath she didn't know she was holding.

"Well I'm sorry. I don't mean to be intimidating. Let's start over." Jeff stuck his hand out, making her smile. "Hey, I'm Jeff."

"Hi, I'm y/n." She giggled as she shook his hand.

Conversation picked up from there and the two of them spent the night learning about eachother and exchanging stories of their friends. The more they talked, the more she felt the familiar tingles in her chest. She knew he was too hot for her, though, so she didn't do anything to show her feelings. They hung out outside of the club, leaning against the wall in the quiet and cool L.A. air.

"You're really pretty, you know that?" Jeff looked her up and down, making her self conscious. She adjusted her shirt, a little thing she did when she was nervous that someone was noticing her body.

"I'm really not, but thank you." It was hard for her to accept a compliment, especially from a guy that looked like that. Her heart stung as she got the feeling that he was messing with her. Like the guys in high school that used to ask her out as a joke.

"Okay, you're not pretty." Jeff said, almost bringing tears to her eyes. "You're beautiful, and I don't understand why you can't see that." His hand ran down her arm as she tried to understand what Jeff had just said.

"You don't have to be nice to me just because we're in the same friend group." She was subconsciously preparing every defense mechanism so she wouldn't get hurt.

"I'm not. I'm being nice to you because I've known you for two months, and I see you every day. Oh, and because every day I tell myself how beautiful you are. I've tried to talk to you, but you never wanna listen to me. Why is that?" He was being very stern and genuine, and she felt a new sensation as she realized it. Nobody had ever talked to her like this before, and she almost wanted to cry.

"I've ignored you because you're too hot for me. I won't allow myself to have feelings for you because I've been through this so many times and I don't wanna get hurt again." Her voice started to break. Jeff's hand grabbed hers, assuring her that he wasn't going anywhere.

"I'm not too hot for you, if anything you're too hot for me, baby." The little baby at the end of his sentence made her heart stop for a second. She was feeling so many new emotions in such a small time span.

"Look at you. You're a God and I'm . . ." She struggled for a second, not wanting to admit it out loud. ". . . fat!" She let go of Jeff's hand, trying to put up defenses once again.

"You are not fat." Jeff laughed, confusing the shit out of her. Why is he laughing? She thought to herself. "You have fat, but that doesn't make you fat. You also have toenails, but you aren't a walkin' toenail." He told her his stupid analogy. Her face softened as she realized what he meant.

"I have fat, I'm not fat." She repeated to herself, carving it into her memory.

"And who cares if you have fat?" He grabbed her hand again. "I don't care. I think you're thick and perfect and mmm." He hummed as he looked over her body once again. She smiled this time, really trusting that he liked the way she looked.

"And even though the fans make fun of them, I like the weird shape of your biceps." Her giggle was music to Jeff's ears. His dimples deepened as she touched his weird biceps for the first time.

"Can I kiss you?" Jeff asked politely. She looked deep into his eyes as his eyes flicked to her lips.

"Sure." She smiled and leaned in to kiss Jeff for the first time of many.

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