#wesley! what about the r.o.u.s.’s?

[semiferalstreetcoyote]

me walking into a church: hi i need to get married

the priest: excuse me what the fuck is that

me: what

priest: that.

me: oh that’s my comically large rat. we’re just friends

#shitpost #rat #wesley! what about the r.o.u.s.’s? #(the princess bride reference) #rodent of unusual size #wedding #this’ll make more sense when i give context. if i give context #(it’s about skyrim. shhh) #(love scritch the skeever so bad)