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#when he finds out Palps is a Sith he is gobsmacked but in a deadpan ‘this is my life’ kinda way
ominouspuff · 2 months
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pov u are overworked and under(not) paid but at least you’ve still got ur teeth
Accompanying this au where Fox and Fives fake a death, make up a new Corrie, and everyone else in the Guard is kinda unwillingly inducted into unhinged-conspiracy-theory-bro-hood too
The Corries: the chancellor needs to die
The rest of the GAR: loolll ikr haha
The Corries:
The GAR, frantically punching in Coruscant’s coordinates: …LOLLL ikr HA, RIGHT??
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