#who is ‘them’ tho? I want to know who I’m pegging 😭😭😭

[murphyslawyer]

Hummmm, I think Instagram is trying to send me a message…

#Johanna speaks #who is ‘them’ tho? I want to know who I’m pegging 😭😭😭

[bakubunny]

um- if no one asked i would like you to hear those hc’s on izuku and shinso 🙄 (tenya and tokoyami too if that’s not asking for too much😔)

not too much for sure, i’m having a lot of fun with this. ask away. 🖤 tried to chill a little bit on some of the sizes bc i’m tryna have mercy on some of y’all.

eat up @cheffuckboyrdee @neon-gothicc.

repeating the disclaimer that i know it’s not realistic for every guy ever to be above average but it’s my (dick) party and i’ll drool over them if i want to.

midoriya

size is 6.5” long and 6.25” girth, he’s longer than average, shorter than the others i’ve mentioned so far and it’s thickkkk. BUT

i’m a little undecided on him bc my brain says “i want to throat pro!deku’s dick while he uses me until head empty,” but my heart says, “canonically he’s got the fattest dick hands down, *maybe* after kiri.” and we’ve already discussed kiri, we know no one is taking his dick down their throat. so my hcs on izuku’s (and sometimes kiri’s) size fluctuate a bit. 😅

curved upward, very veiny, bit of a mushroom head. fairly even girth but widest at the base. heavy balls.

clean shaven for the most part except maybe a soft green patch and a cute lil happy trail…. def not bc he’s into rimming and has his own dildos he wants to get pegged with.

goes crazy over teasing head and long hand jobs with edging but also has the desire to ruthlessly fuck your throat ngl. loves fucking your thighs.

also a fan of foreplay out of necessity. hence another reason why he’s such a big lover of giving head.

shinso

size is 7” long and just shy of 6” girth. he’s at that sweet spot imo where he’s big enough to feel huge inside and heavy when it hits your face but you’re not in a cold sweat just trying to take the whole thing.

even girth, mostly straight with a little bit of a curve to the left. some prominent veins but not a ton. he’s another one with pretty balls. 🫢

he’s got a cute purple happy trail at his belly button. 🥺 likes to stay trimmed but will clean up if you ask.

loves when you deep throat him and gets even harder if you struggle or gag. loves sloppy head & when you massage his balls.

many of the guys mentioned so far have nice softies, but his is particularly cute.

tokoyami

i am going to resist the urge to hc his size as 8-9”/6”ish and uncut even tho that’s what i feel deep in my soul abt this man. 😭 pro!fumi just has that vibe. i’m not trying to make them all the same, i promise.

size is 6.5” long and 5.5” girth. enough to leave you more than satisfied and bonus: finally someone who’s not too big for quickies whenever you want. (say you’re bratting a lil too much and next thing you know you’re bent over in a public bathroom. 🫢 or he just can’t wait to get you home. 🫢🫢)

uncut, straight, not v. veiny, even girth or widest at the base (i can’t decide), breeder balls. they’re heavy and pretty. typically clean shaven, little bit of a happy trail when he does let it grow.

if any of you lovelies remember this hc series, you might remember that i firmly believe fumi loves getting head.

likes any position that involves being really close physically or going as deep as possible.

iida

size is a bit over 6” long and 5” girth. he’s not the biggest of boys but he knows how to use it… with a little guidance. probably for the better that he’s not massive bc he likes to go hard and fast, but you can break him of that habit if you want.

cut, a little veiny, downward curve, and narrower at the base and wider at head. his balls are big in comparison to his dick.

likes having his perineum played with but was absolute shocked at how quickly he came from it the first time.

he can be dominant but he’s weak for pretty eyes, pretty lips, and tit jobs. let your tongue hang out and hold up your bare tits and he’s a goner.

todoroki

size is 6.5” long and a little under 5.5” girth. shower rather than a grower. he’s got a softie that hangs and it’s adorable.

hard upward curve, veiny, head that’s not too prominent but cut, slightly narrower at base and head. his balls match his size but they’re very sensitive. doesn’t always like them played with but sometimes it’s nice.

his body hair is half & half just like the hair on his head. 😭 generally very clean shaven but it’s so pretty when he lets that happy trail grow.

i can’t decide if he prefers handjobs or oral sex more but he whines like a damn baby when you edge him and he loves it.

#why all of you are reading these is kind of beyond me bc this is so cringe #but i’m glad ur along for the ride #there’s probably more i could do if you ask tbh #i’ve even thought through a few jjk characters #aged up characters #bnha smut #smut hcs #Tokoyami smut #todoroki smut #Iida smut #midoriya smut #shinsou smut #bakubunny #tokoyami fumikage #midoriya izuku #todoroki shoto #iida tenya #shinsou Hitoshi

[smilesrobotlover]

Hiya bestie, reporting for distraction duty *salute*

What do you think Linebeck’s favorite food and color are? How about Link’s? Favorite part of phantom hourglass? What are your three favorite zelda games? Any AUs you’re currently rotating or obsessing about? Who’s the worst zelda side character and who’s the best?

-Sky Floor

Thank you soldier 🫡

I have Linebeck loving good ol fish. He probably likes blue and purple too. Link likes his grandma’s soup fr fr and I think he likes the color blue as well. Linebeck is more of an ocean blue meanwhile Link is a sky blue.

GOSH favorite part of phantom hourglass UUUUUUUh. I guess the ending. I go feral over the final battle

Top three fav Zelda games are 1. Twilight Princess 2. Skyward Sword 3. Phantom hourglass. All three are incredibly flawed in their own ways but they’ve stuck with me more than the others

Rn I’m rotating kotg atm but I’m also rotating love at twilight. I’m sooo excited to update it even tho what I’m excited about isn’t in the next update dhsksbsksbk. I would post more often but I’m simply not prepared to 😔

Least fav side character hmmm…. What counts as a side character? I can never know. I suppose I really hate Tingle for no reason idk why 😭😭 that little man gets under my skin. But then again he doesn’t actually fill me with rage like another character but I won’t mention them cuz I don’t want to be mean.

Fav side character. Well….. does Linebeck count? Or is he too much of a main character? Idk I’m insane over Linebeck. I also really love Rusl, the dads fr fr. There’s another character I really like but they’re a totk character so 😔😔😔

Thanks Peg!

#asks

[peerless-shizun]

i’ve now officially played all the main assassins creed games and i don’t know what emotions i’m feeling but i’m Feeling them jesus christ. i love these games so much

thoughts on each assassin;

altair: legend, the goat, the man who set the standard, i’d have been a bigger asshole about being demoted to find out my master betrayed the order

ezio: i can see why he’s a fan favorite and i love him, iconic, unlimited rizz, he should have killed rodrigo borgia

ratonhnhaketon: that’s my fucking son, he makes me feral, he did not deserve all the torment he endured, i’ll never be over him, that’s the love of my life, the bestest boy i’m about to replay this game

aveline: baddest bitch this side of the bayou, a woman who knows how to play a part/role, but god they did her game dirty the menus looked like shit (we’re birthday twins 👯‍♀️ so bonus points)

edward: tripped his way into becoming an assassin but he has a good heart, very fun character (should have let james kids peg him, it would have fixed him made him worse ❤️)

adawale: i like him but idk a single thing about him bro. he was a slave, became edward’s quartermaster, joined the assassins and then went sailing to help free other slaves. time jump to rouge and he’s a legendary assassin

*bites ubisoft bites ubisoft bites ubis* they also did him dirty with his game (they fucking released it as dlc? boy what, this is a whole different protagonist)

shay: i have a lot of feelings about shay. most of them being fuck you but i do see his point. achilles did need to be knocked down a couple pegs but defecting to the templars was a little extreme. he does hold loyalty and honesty in high regard so i guess he’s ok.

arno: he’s just some guy but he’s my guy, literally swore an oath with little to no intention of keeping it 💀 but he was absolutely right for that. just wanted to live in peace but he never gets a break

jacob and evie: i haven’t quite sorted out my feelings yet, but they’re ambitious and dedicated. hate that evie is meant to clean up jacobs “messes” instead of having them work together. especially with henry there to help put both of their ambitions together to make plans achievable goals. do love henry and evie tho, very cute. the jack the ripper dlc solidified my love for them. they’re siblings and they’ll always be there for each other 😭

bayek and aya: the first assassins creed game i ever played. still a fave, still grieve for them, the couple of all time. i love both of them so much, they may have grew apart as lovers but they still had each other no matter what 😭❤️

kassandra: *incoherent screaming* fuck sparta fuck the cult. love her to pieces she’s so funny and she’s hot. like how can you not like her. (depending on your ending) glad to see the family back together. maybe time does heal all wounds.

eivor: i devoured the game when it came out (i completed it in like three weeks shcjmskf) and honestly, i don’t remember shit about it at this point. eivor is not an assassin idgaf. she’s a warrior and she will ride or die for her clan. and she’s hot

#i’m just rambling at this point #nicole talks

[etherealinowrites]

ok so i took a break from work just so i can gush about the new fic and here is my real time thoughts in chronological order as i was reading it:

> it reminds me of high school—the feeling of pining over someone because of a stupid crush and not being able to do anything about it BUT OFC IT'S YANG JEONGIN, HE'S SO HOT AND CUTE AT THE SAME TIME, HOW CAN YOU NOT.

> why'd he have to come after us, WHYYY

> ngl, jeongin being portrayed as someone older than the reader is a fresh trope for me, but a very welcome one!! i feel like a lot of the times, people still view him as a baby so seeing someone write him as a senior, or someone more mature/dominant is def cHEF's kISS (also, jeongin is older than me by a few months so i can never connect with the noona-AUs so i LOVE THIS)

> jeongin being an ironman stan doesn't sit right with me but i digress, we respect people's opinions in this household. anyways, antman forever.

> i'm in love with player minho here

> CHEEKY JEONGIN, I CAN'T, WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT

> omg, he recognized the heart eyes huh, how observant. is he one of thOse gUys 😫 that like it when they know someone is crushing on them even if they don't feel the same

> LMFAOOO "the handsome cocky one who always tried to touch your hair" TOOK ME OUT. idk why but it's such a minute specific detail that makes him seem like such a weirdo

> sitting in minho's lap mmmm me want

> OMFG MINHO BEING A GENTLEMAN, IM GONNA CRY

> i'm sorry is this a jeongin fic or a minho fic, i can't tell anymore but i don't mind. in fact, i welcome it.

> minho being a trooper huh, </3

> "did he make you cum" SLOW DOWN COWBOY

> ugh, you can't coMPLAiN when all you've done is stare, cmon innie

> A DUI, INNIE? NOT A GOOD START

> possessive jeongin kinda hot tho

> ok but i'm such a sucker for dominants being gentle to someone that's feeling nervous yet having such a hard time to hold back but does their best 🥵🥵🥵 and the dirty talk

> i'd read about cocky dom jeongin forever

> thank u for this mwah 💋 xoxo. this was worth the lost hours of worktime

> ABSOLUTELY CANT WAIT FOR THE OTHER FICS!!

- 👨🏼‍🦳

hello my sweet 🧔🏼‍♂️anon!!!

ah yes, i’m glad you understood the high school crush emotion, one of the best yet the worst isn’t it 😭

true, seeing jeongin as someone who’s usually younger than the reader is so common, i wanted to write older jeongin since he’s older than me and i cant properly vibe with noona fics for some reason, i cant see him as someone younger than me😣 i also feel like he’s been babied enough and would probably want to the mature or dominant one for once.

the ironman and doctor strange debate was a real one between me and my friend and i just added it for dialogue 🫣

PLAYER MINHO FTW ALL THE WAY I DONT MAKE THE RULES (well i do in my fics but yeah)

and ahhh yesss, one of THOSE guys 😍

also han jisung loving your hair, please he just pegs me as the kinda guy who has a weird quirk with everyone, i just had to add this.

minho is such a sweet cute hot player shipper her istg i fell for him and ALMOST wrote its as minho x reader x jeongin help-

yes, there is something about possessive, cocky doms who go gentle for their s/o and are trying hard to restrain for them but still talk dirty af and agahsjskejsj brain breaks

well you’re in for a treat anon cuz jeongin has officially joined my bias list and you’ll be blessed with cocky dom jeongin a lot now 🤩

thank you so much for reading sweetie, you’re so adorable for writing this feedback, this made me smile, it keeps me going.

i’m glad you enjoyed it 😭✨❤️

#feedback #chae answers #loving anons #💌:🧔🏼‍♂️