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trashbinbackyard · 3 years

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jack/mirad & kai/helvi

I woke up at 8 and went like eeeh i can sleep another half an hour and them boom, 1pm

1. Who's the one who's reckless and always getting into trouble while the other gotta pull em out

Mirad has grown past his most reckless tendencies, Jack however hasn't, but he's more at danger to himself than to others

Kai is very careful when he's out hunting and he's never alone. Helvi however has a habit of going into the woods alone

2. Who's the one to send the other "I love my gf/bf" memes

I don't feel like either?

If they had phones it'd be Helvi

4. Which one spoils the other more and do they ever get competitive to show the other more love

Mirad spoils Jack, lets be real, it doesn't turn into a competition bc it's in moderation, and mostly Mirad treating Jack to some of his skincare products

Kai miiiiight spoil Helvi juuuuust a bit, he doesn't mind getting up way earlier to fix her breakfast and help her tie her hair and acquiring many fur blankets

5. How many years did it take to get married or was it just not for them

A few years for sure, when they both were sure about it. Probably talked about it too before Mirad proposed

Few years, if wasn't for Kai's role in the village they would've gotten married later, as neither really saw marriage as That important and just something they one day would like to do.

6. What was their wedding like

Small, just closest family and couple friends, nothing extravagant for the middle aged men

Whole day event basically with everyone from the village and surrounding area invited (against Kai's best wishes), Weddings, and especially high profile weddings like that are few and far between and they're quite the event. Small ceremony but then a huge feast with dancing singing and general revelry

7. Is their friends/family supportive

Ellen is very happy for them both, Mirad's parents were wary but approve later on, Marda is still sus about Jack

Very much so, Kory pretty much pushed them to get married already, Kat when she finds out is very happy for them both. Helvi's parents are so proud and treat Kai like close family

8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying

Mirad talks to Jack gently, checks if he hasn't hurt himself, bring him a snack and drink. When Mirad's distressed Jack will ask if he can do anything and keep him company if he lets him

If Kai's in distress he tends to shut down and all Helvi can really do is keep him company and hold him. If Helvi's upset Kai will call a timeout and just go somewhere with her where she can calm down and talk things through

9. Which one dissociates

Jack mostly

10. Which one stares at the other's booty like "damn" and how does the other react when catching them

Both. Mirad would be more cheeky (hehe) in his reaction while Jack is like "my booty?? :0"

Helvi. Kai blushes

11. When they live together what kinda place do they live in? What does their home look like?

Both had their separate places, where Mirad's was very neat and organized and Jack's was a whole mess. Jack would still keep his place as a workshop while he pretty much now lives with Mirad, where he learns to respect the house rules

They share a two-story chief's house with Kory and a garm, they have the whole lower level to themselves pretty much, and it's quite big, it's very cozy and bit cabin'y even if it's larger

13. How does each act when getting drunk

Jack's a sad drunk, first thing Mirad knew about him tbh. Mirad doesn't drink if I remember correct

Neither of them want to get Drunk drunk, just tipsy. Kai loosens up and gets chattier. Helvi gets giggly and cuddly

14. Which one rolls over in the morning to wake up the other one just to give kiss them

Beware the morning breath. Mirad wakes up before Jack

Kai doesn't wake Helvi up when he leaves the bed to go prepare breakfast, but when that's done he will kiss her goodmorning

16. Does one have an interest the other think is weird but wants to listen to it regardless

Jack likes welding for fun too, he's made some little "art" pieces for Mirad with textures he knows he likes, and Mirad appreciates it. Mirad's big into working out and Jack will be out of breath in two minutes if he joins but it's a pleasant experience

Helvi loves making potions and instruments and while Kai knows little about either he's up for helping her if she asks, she also sings. I know this seems kinda random bc I just know thought of it, but Kai's into drawing with charcoals, it would be fitting for his "quiet kid with not many friends" character (it hits a little too close home lmao)

17. Which one uses cropped hentai as reaction images

That's very much up Jack's alley

If they had phones, Helvi

18. Does one of them kinkshame the other

Not kinkshame, more like kink-concern on Mirad's part like "Jack, honey, WHY do you wanna be choked that hard"

Neither of them have really out there kinks, though Helvi would be up to do it in the woods. Just have to be extra careful they're far enough from any civilization

19. Is one of them self conscious about their body? If so how does the other comfort them

Jack, he's pudgy and wrinkly. Mirad doesn't mind it one bit and calling Jack a sexy beast on the regular makes Jack happy and less ashamed of his body

Helvi used to, before trans-your-gender spell hit, (and bc she basically got to decide what her body would look like of course she has no regrets) Kai is very body-neutral about himself, yeah that's a body, nothing special but ain't nothing wrong with it either

21. What is their song? Like the song that gives them overwhelming feelings?

Well I have listed Silent storm for them once and you know what, I stand by it

From Heilung Traust and Krigsgaldr (first half of it anyway), both were big inspirations for Helvi's character in general and Maria Franz is her voiceclaim too lol (also the guy on krigsgaldr second verse for Kai's voiceclaim (before 4.40 mark))

28. Are either of them mentally ill, if so how do they help one another cope

Jack is a recovering addict, also depressed, and alcoholic (recovering when they get together). Mirad is also an ex-addict and while he's much further into his recovery he's not immune to the shitty stuff that still might happen, they're each other's peer support

Helvi used to have bad dysphoria

29. Does one have a spot on them where they would melt when the other kisses them there

Head, forehead for Jack (and lips of course) he's not that big into getting kisses on his body. Mirad is sensitive everwhere but IIRC neck and sides are big

Helvi's wrists and neck just below her ears. Kai's throat and forehead

30. Do they dance together

Mirad poledances, Jack enjoys the view

At their wedding sure, both lil tipsy and letting loose, both lost their flower crowns that evening

31. Do they sing together

More like hum if they feel like it

Helvi's the one signing, Kai might join in on a verse or two

34. Are they a reckless couple or safe

Pretty safe with the occasional reckless on Jack's part

Safe

35. What be their kinks and do they try each other's kinks

Love and Care, and choking

They're pretty vanilla

37. Do they get into fights often? If so what do they fight over and how do they make up?

Arguments sure about Jack's self-destructive behaviors sometimes but the rule is never go to sleep angry so they both reflect on it with compassion

Not really, at least before The Incident, apologize and kiss and make up

38. Which one's top, bottom, verse

Mirad's a top, Jack is a pillow princess vers

Kai's top, Helvi's bottom

39. What kinda sex they be having (gentle rough whatever)

Whatever they're in the mood for, some tender lovin'? Sure! Get hot and heavy? With moderation. Break into laughter in the middle of it? Silly is also a mood!

It starts off as hot and heavy but calms down to more gentle

40. Who would fight in honor for the other if someone would insult them

Jack would just hit them with the "don't be meeeaaan 🥺🥺" Mirad I feel like would go the verbal route as well but more stern

It's common knowledge to Not insult the village shaman (the one who has illness remedies and the one who blesses you before you travel), and you DONT insult the the chief's kid/chief. They're both capable of defending themselves but Kai will step in if he happens to hear

44. Do they want kids

Nah, who needs kids when you got nieces

Yeah, and I've finally made up my mind, they're gonna adopt a bunch (and bc you dropped out of the campaign I can tell you how: a village not that near but not that far gets attacked by a power hungry druid and leaves bunch of kids without parents and the party will escort them back to Kai's village, before they go after the druid)

#whoowhee there was a LOT #the power hungry druid is part of visenya's backstory and I was planning on the party taking a route that crosses Ziva's fam's village and #they see it in ruins (also bc of the power hungry druid)#idk how it's gonna play out yet but thats the plan #armed asshats #space shitstorm #im sure you have made a post with songs for mirad and jack and only one I remember is moves like jagger #jack is pretty dysfunctional at the beginning but with love and support from mirad and ellen and therapy he will get better

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trashbinbackyard · 4 years

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junkie uncles n pirate poly trio

it’s monday lets get it cunts

How did they they meet?

The one unofficial gay bar Jack wandered into after being banned from his former main place

They took Ninlana captive after robbing the ship she was travelling on. Though she met Felar later when they made a lil stop at a nice beach.

Who developed romantic feelings first?

Jack, though they were very messy and he probably didn’t even recognize them, but to Mirad’s fortune the very first time Jack blurted out the L word there were no feelings yet, he was just an idiot

Ninlana to Idika with all her 50 braincells screaming nononononononononooo. Before that Idika to Felar and she was so angry about it

Who is their biggest “shipper?”

Ellen and Marda probably, just happy their old men have someone to love and love them back

Each other for sure, also the entire crew

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?

Probably a quick kiss goodnight before they were a thing, Jack looked miserable (as always) and Mirad felt spicy so little kissu before sending Jack home for the night

Felar and Idika got their kiss seconds before they banged. Idika and Nin had a sweet little moment under the deck when Idika showed Nin how to use her dagger. Felar and Nin’s was really shy and kinda awkward with Idika urging them on

Who confessed their feelings first?

Jack I guess? Though like I said when he was stupid he didn’t know what feelings he even had, though later he wouldn’t even have to confess out loud, Mirad would Know

Idika, she would’ve been fine without but she dropped her tough gal act for second for Nin, and then got the courage to go to Felar with the same news

What was their first official date?

Some nice restaurant, not too fancy but not a burger joint either, just hang there for hours

Ninlana wanted to drag them along to the city she knew and loved and wanted them to experience something other than pubs and brothels

How do they feel about double dates/group dates?

Just fine, though they dont really have date company within their circles

Every date is a group date lol. They’re cool if some sailor wants to join with their squeeze for a night out in town or something

What do they do in their down time?

Cook, clean, exercise, Jack does little metal arts and crafts.

Drink, lay around, go for a swim/walk depending where they are

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?

Jack was pretty nervous but Mirad’s parents are nice, they were probably little worried but he seemed nice. Jack’s parents are gone

Only known parent’s are Nin’s and keeping their (not)daughter captive was not a good look, even worse was when Nin was free to join her family but didn’t. Now all of them are pretty much dead to them

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it?

They try not to fight, if the other messes up they try to understand and relate rather than get angry, instead they get sad

Over something really stupid when they’ve been cursed and been in the same place with each other for fifty years

Which one is more easily made jealous?

Jack, he still can’t believe how Mirad who is way out of his league stays with him

Idika, she has that jealous streak

What is their favourite thing to get to eat?

Sushi is great

Variety of dried meats, not huge fans of fish because sometimes they go for weeks just eating fish

Who’s the cuddly one? What their favourite cuddling position?

Both are, Mirad ever slightly more. Spooning, laying on top of each other

Ninlana, she likes being squished from both sides, also she’ll hog felar when it get too hot outside

Are they hand holders?

Absolutely, Mirad likes being touched and touching and Jack likes the reassurance

Not that much in public, in private there’s no need for hand holding anyway

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? What’s the circumstances?

they’ve been pining a long time and Mirad almost out of pity invited Jack up

Idika and Felar didn’t jump straight to bed but they didn’t wait around either. With Nin Idika was more patient and let her come to her when she feels like she’s ready. Same with Felar, and since she’s never been a with a guy before he was extra careful

Who tops?

Mirad

Felar or Idika

Who does the shopping and the cooking?

They try to share, Jack isn’t that great of a cook so he does the shopping (Mirad has to make a detailed list first tho for the scatterbrained stoner)

They have a cook on board, he’s a very valued and love member of the Leviathan, Nin enjoys shopping and is always looking forward to it when they land

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?

Mirad

Felar or Nin, thet both gotta keep their books and records organized

Who proposes?

Mirad, it only slightly goes over Jack’s head, just give him a second

Felar hit them with that “you know, captain has the power to marry you, and Idika has the power to marry me and Nin”

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bacheloette parties or separate?

Nah, just have friends and have a lil drink

It’s a one huge party, the entire ship is shaking in the port

Who is the best man/maid of honour? Any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?

Marda and Ellen

Nah, just the whole crew

Big Ceremony or Small?

Small, they’re middle aged men no need to make a circus

Small, but there were three ceremonies

Do they have a honeymoon? If so, where?

To Mirad’s homeland, its nice and tropical

Every day is a honeymoon when you’re constantly on the go at the sea

Do they have children? How many?

Nah

Felar has few kids running around he doesn’t know of

#whoowhee #correct if i got something wrong with mirad #as you can tell i'm using the word probably a lot here lol #felar officiates nin and idika #idika officiates felar and nin and third in charge officiates felar and idika #and no one can say oooooo you cant do that!! you cant marry multiple people and felar's lile #my ship my laws #space shitstorm #armed asshats

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