im gonna try cooking meat for the first time let’s hope i don’t set off the fire alarm and wake up my mother
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one thing about me is that I am laughably bad at cutting meat, like people actually are taken aback by how bad my meat cutting abilities are and will often step in to cut my meats for me
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Johnathan bestie I have good news and bad news for u, the book ur in goes till November but also the book goes till November, buuut ur good till November at least bestie, and he’s probably not gonna kill you, if anyone’s gonna kill you it’s his 3 girlfriend-roommates who are significantly more down to ride the murder/fuck/eat Johnathan Harker train while Dracula is down for the fuck part of the train exclusively (he can feel love pretty vampire roommates, he can!)
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I’m literally so head empty lately LMAO it’s like my brain has become more and more soup over the past while and it’s very annoying
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Damn I still need a good reason that Jasper doesn’t just kill humans really quickly for food. Or just knock them out first so no feelings.
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