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francisforever2014 · 2 months
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i would literally rather do the eating your own pinkie like a carrot thing than eat a piece of completely safe meat grown in a lab like what the fuckkkkkk we don’t need to be doing that
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kor0kke · 6 months
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SILLY SPOOKY GF DANCE
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I forgot to post this here uuhgnnshdhdj hi i did the silly with GF cause it was halloween ooOoHHH 👻
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tacitusauxilium · 2 years
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((Currently on vacation. I’ll see you all in about 4 days~))
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bratzforchris · 1 month
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Ways to Say "I Love You", C. Sturniolo
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Summary: Five times you knew Chris better than himself, and the one time you didn't<3
Pairing: Chris x feminine reader
Warnings: Mentions of drinking/hangover (y'all i know he's techinally not of legal drinking age in the USA. this is fiction)
Word Count: 4.3k
A/N: I genuinely need this man in my life so bad actually. Anyways, enjoy some tooth rotting fluff. XOXO<3
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1
“Bruh,” Chris groaned, leaning his head back against the couch cushions. “I feel like shit and I don’t even know why.”
You looked up from your phone, eyeing your boyfriend up and down. “What do you mean?”
“I don’t know,” he whined, rolling off the couch dramatically. “My head hurts and I’m tired.”
You sat up from the gray couch, standing over Chris, who was sprawled on the floor, pouting and whining. You definitely felt bad for him, but at the same time, you knew Chris tended to over dramatize the smallest, most random things. “Do you have a fever?” 
Chris shook his head, rolling from his back to his stomach, but not getting off the floor. “I don’t feel sick, but I just feel like horse shit and I don’t know why.”
You observed him for a moment, before an idea dawned on you. Having ADHD, Chris tended to forget to eat and drink, so hyperfixated on something or too many thoughts in his head blocking the reminders to fuel his body. He was medicated for it, which both helped and hurt. Sometimes, he would be able to focus enough to remember his meals, but other times, the meds would dissipate his hunger cues. “When was the last time you had something to eat or drink?”
“Hmmm,” Chris’s blue eyes looked thoughtful for a moment before he shrugged. “Dunno. Which is weird because I’ve usually had like, six Pepsis by now, but we’re out and Matt didn’t go to the grocery store yesterday, so…I don’t know.”
You shook your head with a soft chuckle, helping your boyfriend up off the floor. “I think that might be the problem, sweetheart. Is there something you want to eat?”
“Do we have chicken nuggets?” Chris asked you, picking up one of the stim toys he had left on the floor last night as he followed you into the kitchen. “That reminds me, isn’t it weird that chickens can’t fly? Like…are they even real birds?” he asked you. 
“I dunno, hun. Google it.” You told him gently, pulling the bag of chicken nuggets out of the freezer.” 
“Do you think chickens are sad that they can’t fly? Like do they look at cardinals and go ‘Damn, why can he fly but not me’?” he hummed, flicking at the toy. 
Chris was wrapped up in his own little world as you made his lunch. He didn’t even get the chance to Google his chicken question before he was distracted by a Spotify notification, which led to him loudly singing a Lil Skies song, dancing around the kitchen. As much as you hated how difficult ADHD could be for him, Chris had one of the best personalities you had ever met; he was bubbly and outgoing, always the life of the party and always willing to cheer you up. You quickly plated his nuggets, along with some other random foods that you knew he would love, before sliding the plate across the island too. 
“See if that makes you feel better.” You explained with a soft smile. 
You watched as Chris downed the food, along with a Gatorade you had given him, only to see a smile dawn on his face. 
“I feel better now,” Chris mumbled shyly after a while. “Thank you. You’re the best girlfriend I could ever ask for. You literally always know me better than myself, it’s kinda weird.”
“Why is it weird?” You asked with a snort. 
“Cause it’s like you’re magical or something. Which it would be really cool if you were.”
You smiled, kissing Chris’s soft brown hair. “I love you too, hun.”
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2
Tour life was difficult. No one would deny that. As much as the triplets were absolutely loving the Versus tour and all the antics they were getting to do, as well as meeting fans, they had to admit that it was exhausting. Not only were they running on an extremely tight schedule, it was wearing on Chris the most, simply because he was getting next to no alone time with you. It wasn’t that he simply wanted the alone time for sexual reasons, rather, you were the only person that could calm his mind, letting him just be. 
“Baby,” You hummed, softly stroking the brunette’s face. It was still dark out, just past six am, but you had a surprise for him, and you knew Chris would later complain about his sleeping in if he found the missed opportunity. “Wake up, honey.”
Chris wriggled beneath the blankets, sleepily blinking his blue eyes. He was freezing and it was dark out; way too early to be awake. “Too early.” he groaned in his morning voice, rolling over to face the wall with the blanket bunched around his shoulders. 
“I have a surprise for you.” You said, a bit more excitement in your voice as you shook him harder. 
The word ‘surprise’ immediately woke the boy up as he rolled to face you. You were already dressed in one of his hoodies and a pair of leggings, eager to get on with your plan. You were practically bouncing up and down like an excited little kid, hoping Chris would love what you had come up with as much as you did. 
“Why the fuck are you awake? It’s dark out,” he moaned. “Come cuddle me instead.”
You snorted at your boyfriend’s dramatics, quietly pulling back his blanket so as not to disturb Matt and Nick. “Get dressed, you big goof. We’re leaving in ten.”
As much as he wanted to argue and go back to sleep, Chris couldn’t deny that he wanted to understand what had caused the giddiness in your aura. He quickly pulled on his favorite hoodie and sweatpants, cramming his messy hair under a snapback as he followed you down the bus steps and out onto the quiet, dark sidewalk. He didn't know where the bus had stopped during the night. Philly maybe? But he didn’t get time to think about that as you simply nodded to one of the members of the triplets security and then took his hand, dragging him down the sidewalk. 
“Where are we going? I miss my blanket.” Chris pouted. 
“Me too,” You nodded, trying your hardest not to disclose the surprise. “But I do have something that’ll make you feel better.”
Chris didn’t know where you were going at this point, but he followed you anyway. He would’ve followed in any life, had someone asked him the question. You two continued to walk for a few more blocks until you stopped in front of a brightly lit diner, its neon signs illuminating the darkness of the street. 
“Pancakes?” Your boyfriend asked, perking up as the smell of bacon drifted from the restaurant. “Goddamn, I knew I made the right choice dating you.”
“I am pretty amazing,” You giggled, flipping your hair over your shoulder. “Let’s eat.”
You stepped into the diner together, immediately being sat at a booth and having your order taken. You and Chris both ordered an immense amount of breakfast food, quite tired of the protein shakes and cereal that came with bus life. 
“How did you, um, find this place?” Chris asked bashfully, stirring his straw around his Pepsi. 
You shrugged, taking a sip of your coffee. “I was just looking for things for us to do alone and it came up,” You hummed. “I love Matt and Nick, I really do, but I also like to have one-on-one time with you, and I could kind of tell you needed some, too.”
“How do you always manage to know exactly what I need when I need it?” he asked with a chuckle, brushing his hand over your knuckles. 
You smiled, a blush dotting your cheeks as your waitress came over with a tray full of all the food you had ordered. “I just do.”
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3
“Baby,” Chris whined, sprawling out across your shared queen sized bed. “Don’t leave me. I don’t need food, nor do I want it.”
“But you do.” You said pointedly, looking him up and down as you slipped on your Uggs. 
“Nuh uh,” he fought back, smashing his face against a pillow. “You’re making me feel sick by not laying with me.”
“I’m not making you feel sick. Your choices are making you feel sick. No one told you to drink as much as you did.” You chastised gently, crossing the room to kiss his forehead. 
You and Chris, as well as his brothers, had gone out last night with a large group of friends, to include Johnnie and Jake, Tara, Larray, and Sam and Colby. Things had gotten a little…out of hand, leaving you with a very hungover Chris, who was making miserable noises as he clutched his stomach. 
“You’re not even laying with me,” Your boyfriend pouted. “My head and tummy hurt and I wanna be cuddled and you’re being mean.”
“You’re so grumpy when you’re hungover,” You snorted, kissing his forehead again. “I’ll be right back, babe.”
Chris whimpered again as you propped him up with several pillows, tucking him in and making sure he had water and a bucket nearby. You had opted to get him IHOP, figuring a good amount of carbs would ease the symptoms he was currently experiencing as a consequence of overindulging in alcohol. The time between you leaving the triplets house, picking up food, and returning home was less than forty five minutes total, but it felt like an eternity to your hungover boyfriend who simply wanted cuddles and for his headache and nausea to go away. 
You entered the bedroom, takeout bag in hand. “I’m back. Nothing to cure a hangover like a big, greasy breakfast,” You smiled, settling onto the bed and pulling out plastic containers of food. “Once you eat, you can take some ibuprofen for your headache.”
“I’m not hungry.” Chris whispered softly, feeling too unsettled to eat. 
“You know your tummy will feel better once you eat.” You cooed, stroking his stomach over the comforter. 
“Nuh uh.” he groaned, snuggling further into his pillow and blanket.  
“It will and you know it. You know you can’t drink that much, hun. I dunno what you expected to happen.” You explained softly, pushing some hair out of his face gently. 
As much as he wanted to continue to whine and be difficult, Chris had to admit you were right. A good breakfast and some sleep sounded really, really good right about now. He softly sat up, taking a sip of the Gatorade you had left on his bedside table last night. “Mkay…I’ll try to eat, I guess.”
You didn’t say much as you two began to eat your breakfast. You knew Chris probably had a raging hangover headache right about now, and you didn’t want to make it any worse. Once your boyfriend had had enough to eat and taken the pain relievers, he curled up into your side, placing your hand on his stomach. 
“...you were right,” he admitted quietly, always hating to be wrong. “Now I need belly rubs and sleep.” 
“So demanding,” You fake huffed, kissing his forehead. “Get some rest, hun. I’ll be right here when you wake up.”
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4
Chris Sturniolo was not the type to let anyone know he was upset. Sure, he would jokingly whine and complain about things when he felt like being irritating to his brothers, but he would never actually let anyone see when his feelings were hurt. You knew this about him, and after a little over a year together, you knew the signs that he was feeling this way as well.
The four of you were currently sitting in Matt’s car in a random parking lot, filming a car video. You opted to sit in the back and mostly listen with an amused look. After all, this was the triplets video, not yours. They hadn’t really planned a topic for today either, which ever bubbly Chris took to his advantage. 
“I need to pee,” he stated to no one in particular. “I got a new water bottle and so now I’ve been motivated to stay hydrated so I need to pee.”
“Why did you say water bottle like that?” Matt snorted. 
The boys continued back and forth with their bickering for a while, mostly making fun of the way Chris had said the word. You simply sat and laughed, enjoying all the weird conversations that came up, that is until Nick harshly interrupted Chris. 
“Do you ever shut up?” he asked. “Like genuinely, do you ever shut your mouth?”
“I do sometimes.” Chris protested. 
“Nuh uh,” Matt interjected. “You couldn’t go five minutes without talking. I bet on it. You’re one of those people on the list Nick was talking about. The one who could benefit from being quiet.”
“Fine. Time starts now.” Chris ‘locked’ his lips and pretended to throw away the key. 
You knew he was just going along with the video, but you could tell by the slump of your boyfriend’s shoulders and the way he had his forehead resting against the cool window that the comments had hurt him more than he let on. Nick and Matt continued to talk for a few minutes, before landing on a topic that immediately sparked Chris’s mind. He quickly decided to speak up, forgetting about their ‘challenge’. 
“You can’t do it,” Matt laughed, a triumphant look on his face. “Chris can’t stop yapping…wait, that should be the title of this video.”
Nick laughed and fist bumped his middle triplet, but you found the joke far from funny. Chris had slowly curled into himself throughout the duration of the video, speaking less and less. He was still appearing to be smiling and having a good time, but his overall demeanor had shifted, and you could tell his brothers’ teasing was getting to him. 
“We should get home. It’s getting late…” You mumbled softly once the car had quieted down. 
Chris turned around in his seat, giving you a thankful smile that didn’t quite reach his eyes. Matt nodded at your statement, turning the key in the ignition and beginning the short drive back to your shared LA home. Everyone was quiet, which was a rare occurrence in this car. You would’ve thought that Matt and Nick would’ve noticed Chris’s unusual silence, but somehow they didn’t. Your boyfriend lingered to get out as his brothers clomped inside the house, laughing about a random joke. 
“You okay, hun?” You asked, climbing from the backseat to the driver’s seat, resting your hand on his arm. 
“‘M fine.” Chris mumbled, leaning his head  against the window. 
“You don’t act very fine.” You whispered gently, running your fingers through the soft, brown curls at the nape of his neck. 
“Do you think I talk too much?” Chris whispered quietly, turning towards you. 
Under the bright light of the garage, you could see unshed tears welling in his lash line, threatening to spill. That’s how you knew Chris was upset. He almost never cried, unless he was really and truly upset. 
“Honey,” You said sadly, running your thumb across his cheek. “Of course not, bubba. I love listening to you talk.”
“Well Matt and Nick sure don’t.” he huffed grumpily, but a sniffle made its way out.
“Yeah…I was going to talk to them about that, actually. They were kinda being dickheads to you tonight.” You whispered, always hating conflict between the triplets. 
“They were right,” Chris groaned, burying his head in his hands. “I can’t shut my fucking mouth and everyone thinks it’s annoying!”
“Sweetheart,” You cooed, pulling him into a hug across the console. “I don’t, and I say that with every promise in me. I love listening to you talk, Chris. Your voice is the most beautiful sound I have ever heard and I learn so much from you every day.”
“Really?” he sniffled, a tear rolling down his cheek.
“Really, hun,” You smiled, softly brushing it away. “I love you.”
Chris smiled, giving you a soft peck on the lips. “You always just know, don’t you? You always know when I’m sick or tired or when something’s wrong. God, I love you.”
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5
You had always loved music, ever since you were little. Something about how a simple arrangement of notes could make a person feel so many emotions captivated you. It was like a language that you didn't have to learn to understand. By the time you were eleven, you’d been playing guitar and ukulele, and that later expanded to piano and bass. Music was absolutely your therapy, and you took every opportunity you had to practice your craft. 
You were sitting on the floor of your and Chris’s shared bedroom, strumming softly on your acoustic guitar. For once, the house was quiet because the boys were out filming a video, so you took the time to practice one of the new songs you had been working on lately. Being a music major allowed you very little time for your separate projects, so you would take whatever chance you could get. 
The silence didn’t last long, though. Just as you were playing an Em chord, Chris burst into the room, flopping on the bed. “Hey mamas, how was your day?”
You playfully rolled your eyes, but continued to strum your guitar. “It was wonderful…until I was so rudely interrupted.”
“You know you love me,” Chris teased, rolling onto his stomach and propping his chin in his hands. “Play me a song.”
“God, you are so demanding,” You chuckled. “What’s next? An autograph?”
“Mhm. On my boobs.” Your boyfriend smiled.
You shook your head with a laugh, throwing a guitar pick at him. “You’re insane.”
You didn’t waste any more in Chris’s antics, though. You fulfilled your boyfriend’s request, quietly beginning to play Falling like the Stars and singing along. Chris said nothing more, cherishing the sound of your voice. He loved hearing you sing and play guitar. It soothed him, allowing him to see the passionate parts of you that only came out in your music. He wished that he could do the things that you did, but he had just never taken the time to learn an instrument. 
You looked up at your boyfriend on the bed after you finished the song, smiling softly. You watched Chris for a moment, observing his body language and the way he was looking at you. “Do you…want to learn?” You asked him quietly, a blush dotting your cheeks.
“You’d teach me?” Chris’s cheeks and ears grew pink as he looked at you shyly. 
“I’d love to.” You nodded with a smile. 
Your boyfriend clambered off the bed, sitting down next to you on the rug. You softly began to explain the different parts of an acoustic guitar and how to hold it, before moving onto chords and strumming. Chris had always been a fast learner when he put effort in, and right now was no different. Within the hour, he was already playing slow, soft songs. The chords were still vibrating and it took him quite a while to change them, but it was a song nonetheless. 
“I’m not as good at it as you are.” he pouted after a moment, setting your guitar aside gently. 
“Well I have been playing for ten years, bub.” You chuckled gently, kissing his face. 
Chris wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you into him and kissing you back deeply. He loved you with all his heart, and you taking the time out of your day to share your passions with him only made him love you more. As the kiss grew heavier, Chris fell back onto the floor, still holding you as he giggled. 
“I’ve always wanted to learn how to play guitar, you know that?” he asked, pecking your forehead. 
“I could tell.” You smiled. 
“You always can.”
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“It’s such a nice day out today.” You hummed, soaking in the sun as you laid on your towel. 
Chris fidgeted beside you anxiously, but made an acknowledgement towards you statement so as to ‘throw you off his scent’. He had been planning this surprise for months now and he was currently using every muscle in his body to keep his mouth shut so as not to spoil it.
You two were basking in the sun on the beach in Santa Barbara, towels laid out. You had noticed Chris had been unusually quiet all day, but didn’t really think much of it. The beach usually kept him in his own little world, too distracted by the roar of the ocean and the sand between his feet to notice anyone else. You both had always loved the beach, and moving to the LA area after living in Boston your whole life had been a welcomed change. You practically went to the beach every weekend, but today Chris had led you to a new spot he had found. It was rather secluded, but you loved it all the same. It made things more intimate between the two of you. 
“You’re quiet today,” You said after a while, rolling over and propping yourself up on your shoulder. You looked Chris over from head-to-toe, admiring the tiny features about him like the way his curls had grown more pronounced with the salt air and the birthmark on his back. “Beach getting you relaxed?”
“I, uh, yeah. You could say that,” Your boyfriend tried to smile sheepishly, looking you over. Your lavender bikini hugged you just right, making him even more nervous. If he fucked this up while you looked so gorgeous, he would never forgive himself. “Wanna take a walk?”
You smiled, sitting up quickly and beginning to gather your towel. “Sure!”
“No!” Chris said a bit too hastily. “I mean, you don’t need to bring your towel…I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
“You can’t just leave your stuff on the beach, Chris.” You giggled. 
“It’s not like anyone’s gonna steal it. Just–trust me, please?” he asked, giving you those blue puppy eyes you could never resist. 
“I guess so,” you fake huffed, taking his hand in your own. “C’mon, let’s walk before the sun sets on us, silly.”
Chris smiled, taking your hand in his own and starting the trek down the beach. The ocean was calling him as you two strolled westward towards the sunset, but that would have to wait. At least until he had finished his plan. The silence between you was comfortable like always, but this time it thrummed with passionate energy. Chris was pretty sure you had no idea what he was  planning, but then again, you knew him like the back of your hand.
“This beach is so quiet. It’s nice when it’s just us,” You smiled. “How did you find this place?”
“Oh, y’know, doing what I do best. Poking around.” Your boyfriend laughed nervously as you came to a beautiful expanse of rock along the beach. 
You immediately ran towards the beauty, smiling up at the wonder of nature. “This is gorgeous.”
Chris took the opportunity of you having your back turned to feel in the pocket of his swim trunks for the tiny box that he had been hiding from you for over a month now. He would admit that he had definitely had a bit of a struggle keeping the secret from you, but it was worth it to see you now, on this gorgeous beach, looking even more beautiful than the view around you. The brunette turned his head to where Nick was hiding out of sight, holding his camera. As much as he wanted the two of you to be alone for this, he wanted the pictures infinitely more. He couldn’t wait to tell his kids about what would be the best day of his life one day, that is, if you said yes. 
He took a deep breath, pulling the box out of his pocket and then tapping you on the shoulder. “I have a question for you, ma.”
By the time you had turned around, Chris was on one knew, holding a tiny, velvet box that held a gorgeous, heart-shaped, diamond ring. “Oh my god…” You whispered, hand flying to your mouth as tears welled in your eyes.
“You are my best friend, baby. I’ve loved you ever since I saw you that day in ninth grade algebra class. Finding out you felt the same way about me was probably the best day of my life. You always listen to every crazy, stupid, and dumb idea I have and I love you for it. You know me better than I know myself. I love loving you; you are my first, last, and only love. Will you marry me, Y/N?”
“Oh my god, yes!” You squealed, throwing yourself into his arms as Chris slid the ring onto your finger.
Chris sniffled as he spun you around, hugging you tightly and kissing you. “This is why I’ve been acting weird today,” he chuckled and blushed. “I was worried you’d find out. You know literally everything.”
“Not everything,” You smiled, showing him the diamond. “You kept the secret so well. Who all knows?”
“Well,” Chris admitted shyly as Nick stepped out from his hiding spot. “Nick knows, obviously, because I needed his help capturing the moment. Matt knows too. Other than that, no one else.”
“You’re amazing, Chris,” You whispered, kissing him again. “I’ve wanted to marry you since I was fifteen years old, you know that?”
“I love you so much, ma. Always have and always will.” 
As Nick continued to snap photos of the two of you in front of the sunset on the beach, you couldn’t help but to feel your heart swell. You hadn’t known what was going on with Chris this time, but for once, you didn’t even mind. 
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imustbenuts · 10 months
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stumbled upon info on how jamie oliver is interested in making the food price inflation situation in UK worse and is a classist snob and wants everyone to hate chicken nuggets? while nuggies has issues in production it still is ultimately an effective use of unwanted chicken parts in a production line bruh
but what really gets me, what makes me wish nothing but the WORST and the SHITTIEST life on this man is this
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why. why is his thai green curry so far off base, why is this man so arrogant and confident that he understands how to make it by taking one look at it, changed the recipe into inedible crap, and think he could just nail it on his first try
as a southeast asian, i want his blood.
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hobartsaglet · 8 months
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Day Twelve of Pavitr and Hobie as Things my roommate and I have said
Pavitr: bruh my grades need shock therapy
Miles: that’s what im saying
Pavitr: sir- ma'am- them- fuck, it's late, I'm getting my genders mixed up
Hobie: i grabbed his little whore face :D
Pavitr: why are there chicken nuggets at the bottom of the word doc
Hobie: *visibly distressed* that's a pool of puppies
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sugar-glaze-donut · 8 months
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Okay- So- I am having a rant idea of an Aruji-sama here.
So my idea here is a (Bayonetta Origins- type) of Aruji-sama (Yeah- the butlers got a badass XD)
So she has a similar timid person but that's what the butlers know that, but when she practices her witchcraft in secret, her persona becomes a whole different one like in (Bayonetta 1) :3
And bruh- the minute she fights the angels in a while another level- XD wish them luck-
Main Persona Aruji-sama: Umm- well that can be helpful.
Switched Persona Aruji-sama: Don't I suppose that I'm even welcomed here. But love when its hard to get.
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I'm not quite sure about Bayonetta... but it gives me an impression of pure badass-ness! LETS GO BADASS MC SUPREMACY
(Also I’m REALLY SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!!! I had no idea what Bayonetta was so I had to research a LOT about it 😭)
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From your ask, it seems like original Aruji-sama and Bayonetta Aruji-sama have different personalities Aruji-sama talking/ interacting with butlers and Muu: timid, polite, shy, etc... Aruji-sama is fighting angels: ABSOLUTE GIRLBOSS, BADASS SLAY QUEEN, STEP ON M- (ok I think that's too much, sorry 😞)
Anyways... when Aruji-sama is fighting with Chicken Wings Angels in front of the butlers, they act vulnerable and scared to fight. But when it's Bayonetta!Aruji-sama it's a different story! Since Bayonetta uses a gun (and several other weapons) it'll be a wild ride those overgrown chickens >:)
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Angel: *exists*
Aruji-sama: *draws gun* I'm a "normal" person but-
Butlers: WHAT IS THAT-
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Aruji-sama: *exists*
Angels: Why do I hear boss music?
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...I think fighting angels would be way easier :) But that will make you more of a target to the angels, especially the high angels like Seraphim. That won't stop you from absolutely roasting him though mmm... smells like chicken nuggets
Also Bayonetta's personality is to not take things seriously (?) A very reckless Aruji-sama is sure to give the butlers the fright of their life
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Seraphim: *talks shit about the devil butlers*
Aruji-sama: I'm not the type to get mad but... *equips Durga*
Bastien: Is it just me, or do I smell fried chicken?
⚠️Spoilers for Episode 3⚠️ Villa butlers: *running away from Thrones (lmao idk I thought it was Slone 😭)*
Aruji-sama: *yelling* Bye bye angel Pookie 😘 hope you get roasted in hell soon <3
Thrones: (doesn't understand it but gets provoked) ...YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!
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And since they can do witchcraft, they could be great friends with the witch girl from the village!
Aruji-sama 🤝Witch girl
Also based on some research I did, Bayonetta has magic that can let her have direct contact with demons (I hope I'm right 🫠) This means Aruji-sama can summon demons to help fight the angels.
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(I'm really sorry this is short 😭. I hope I was able to get some of the Bayonetta lore right...)
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baby--charchar · 1 month
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"Oh you're autistic and food restrictive? Alright, I guess you can't have literally ANYTHING yummy, and are only gonna eat cheap processed American food for the rest of your life."
Bruh that's such...a regressive take. There's so much that goes into food that can make it either sensory heaven or sensory hell. Everyone is different, and while there's nothing wrong with "typical" safe foods like Mac n cheese or chicken nuggets, that's by NO means a "default" for autistic people.
I'm strongly averse to certain textures. Sticky things like jam and honey make my mouth feel awful. I can't stand a lot of sandwich breads, it's like eating a couch. And yogurt is the absolute worst. There's no way I can dress up yogurt to make it tolerable.
But flavor? I absolutely love flavor. I'm super sensory seeking with different flavors. I love a lot of Thai, Myanma, and Lao foods because I was introduced to them from a very young age. I love laab moo, with lots of spice, cilantro, mint, red onion, burnt rice powder, all mixed into ground pork. It's a lot going on but that's exactly what I'm looking for. I also make really good pad kaprao, which is chili, fish sauce, shallots, a little sugar, and a TON of basil. I also love jeow seom, which uses fish sauce, sugar, chilis, lime, and raw MSG. Dip some beef and that and it's soooo good.
I know that I'm ranting a bit just on food but like...I just sort of realized how this one aspect of being autistic, being food aversive, is super entrenched in America-centrism and a little bit of stereotyping. So could we as a community just...not? Not make assumptions that one person's safe food is a universal holy grail of safe foods?
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badartxd · 1 year
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✨The Harrowing (Pt 2)✨
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Vasya, with a slightly smug smile, looking up and to the side with palms held together: “Ah! Thank you … Mouse, or do you prefer Pride?”
Vasya, looking disheveled and taken aback as Mouse towers over her in his Pride demon form:
bruh.
Part 1:
Long story short, Vasya finesses her time with Mouse, Sloth, and Valour, just to get really smug once she defeats Rage and reveal that she figured out Mouse. Like, she knew, and to her it was obvious, but she was very content with using his help. No way this man would be a failed apprentice and don Senior Enchanter robes. It’s obvious! It’s maybe not nearly as obvious that casually revealing that you know a demon’s nature may not be the wisest idea..
Some relevant character lore and zooms under the cut :D
Character notes for this drawing - Vasya often smiles in a certain way as she speaks regardless of mood, she doesn’t usually keep direct eye contact, and tends to gesture with her hands. She wears a necklace that is the only thing she has left from her parents(the golden chain).
Also I draw her increasingly disheveled as this “comic” goes (if you take a look at pt 1 vs first and second frames of this one, you might notice it getting all the messier), because she has the stamina of a chicken nugget and also has the tendency to gather static electricity when she gets nervous.
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I am still struggling with face consistency, and it’ll become more and more obvious as I post more stuff haha! Still this was fun to make and I especially enjoyed the background in the first frame - it was a quickie but an enjoyable one.
I got a lot lazier with the ground and the body in the second frame tbh, and I’m sure it shows. I was just too bored to draw each individual crater and kinda ended up mostly tracing the silhouettes from my screenshot XD
Also, I may have forgotten to give Basya her staff in frame one. Oops 😅
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oikasugayama · 4 months
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help I’m in a restaurant with my bestie and we were acting fruity as we always do for funsies and out of nowhere this little iPad kid walked up to our table and asked if we were girlfriends 💀
SO being the sillies we are we said yes and then he kept telling us to kiss to prove it 😭😭😭
(we did but in the most over dramatic fake way) (aka we used the baseball hat she was wearing and covered our faces with it 😭😭😭)
too silly
-🐝 anon
i would say that this sounds fake af but this same thing has happened to me and my bestie in college when we were just chilling and eating chicken nuggets next to a dorm and these annoying ass kids (like 12y/os_were running around trying to get college students to eat candy for them to film for their youtube channel or something....bruh
@kirbyscreeper u remember that shit?
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I wonder if Allen would be prone to nightmares even in a more chill moderm AU. Maybe Cross would have a whole drill giving him snacks and hot cocoa before turning the TV on to watch something comforting, letting Allen lean on him and either hug him with one arm or if Allen is laying on his leg then stroke his hair until he dozes off 🥹
Bruh yes! This man learns all the tips and tricks to make a little brat fall asleep. In the future Allen gives his rowdy kids to Grandpa Cross because he can always get them to sleep without fail. Lavi even entrusts his own because Cross is fucking magic!
He has the low pulsing fairy lights, the hot cocoa, tea, hot water hot milk whatever the hell is needed. He has the comfort food (his is twinkies) but like Mac and cheese, dinosaur chicken nuggets...fuck this man has a squishmallow pile that exists because of Allen (however he learned he had to be careful because Allen is tiny enough to get sucked into said pile and nearly suffocate).
He has the fluffy blankets he can throw into the dryer to make them super nice and warm. This man is a whole ass heat generator himself.
I mean he looks angry and prickly all the time but for Allen or people he knows or likes he can be the most chillest and comforting guy. He's seen a lot of hell (Tiedoll to, but if you want an always comforting guy you go to Tiedoll) and a lot of bullshit happen in the world.
(Also I enjoy Cross getting up there in years and having the same crabby attitude but being the most chill grandfather. Like don't push him he'll fuck your ass up, but he won't use up his energy unnecessarily.
He'd be the grandpa where he'd take the grandbabies and teach them great survival tricks but also teach them how to cuss and actually curse people. He'd teach them the best revenge tactics. He'd tell them how to get under their parents skin so that they can come over more because their parents can't handle them).
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bruh i was so hungry and i burned my chicken nuggets😭😭
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mangoposts · 2 months
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I know Matt would hate me, I eat my chicken nuggets with Ketchup lmao
I hate ketchup Bruh canes sauce is where it’s at
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chronal-anomaly · 2 years
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Kim Possible Tone || Accepting
@dayanghan asked: [ text ]: bruh. my mcdonald’s installed the machine order thingies so i no longer have to talk to humans when i want a mcflurry (from genji bc I'm also weak for text memes)
[Text: 2nd place in Mario Kart] ykno its not that hard to order a mcflurry
[Text: 2nd place in Mario Kart] but if you're there now get me one too. and some chicken nuggets
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yankstrash · 1 year
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BRUH i lost a hoop earring tn
well
my chicken nuggets r done SO i’m gonna chill, eat my nuggets and watch umich edits on tiktok WOOOOOOOOOOO
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I'm so unfathomably tired honestly like I kinda just want to sleep for ten million years which sucks because I know if I try it's going to go very badly but whatever.
Probably going to go to the pharmacy for more antihistamine in the morning, and put together a grocery list for Monday. I was really hoping either wifey or i would get paid today but no i fucking guess not, monday it is again which means no spending anything until the paychecks clear. At least my 1/4 check usually clears a little early so I'll be able to justify my antihistamine and maybe even like. Some chicken nuggets and french fries and ranch for me on Saturday. It's fine and I shouldn't complain because honestly we're doing okay and I think we're actually finally going to be fully in the black either next month or april but like.
I'm tired bruh. I'm tired and I want to sleep but I can't because my meds still aren't right.
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