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whitegoldtower · 10 months

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Me and my wife in the Skyrim universe:

She’s a Breton. I’m a Bosmer/Altmer. She’s a forsworn. I’m a vampire. We would both follow the Dragonborn around and absolutely annoy the shit out of them. We’re a dog-person vs cat-person couple, and also an orange cat / black cat dynamic.

She likes to sing, make extremely well timed and comedically genius jokes, has insanely witty comebacks and will eat all of your bread. She can’t dance but that doesn’t stop her. She’s whimsical and likes to daydream but could easily launch you into the sky with a single spell. Party banter consists of her roasting me until I’m more burnt than a charred piece of skeever. She’s the only person who can actually use “your mum” as a comeback effectively. It works every single time she does it and it’s always devastatingly funny.

Me? I’m snooty. I’m sneaky, sarcastic and I have this whole bit going on where I pretend to be extremely sophisticated and mean. I piss everyone off by adding “oirliaise” to the end of random words and speaking through my teeth. I am an ex Thalmor and I will drink your wine if you leave it unattended. And your blood if you leave your neck unattended. Despite all this, I’m rather friendly and will fight tooth and nail with dual daggers.

Me, being a snarky bitch: “well why don’t you actually look around.”

Her, without hesitation: “I’ll look around your mum in a minute, big boy” 👹

Me: *scoffs and sips wine in defeat, secretly on the verge of tears* *whispers, distraught, ‘mummy?!’*

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Me, imitating Ancano in a criminally nasal rendition of his voice: “I am an Advoirliaise to the Arch-Mazhoirsé.”

My wife, also imitating him; “and I want to kiss a boy who looks like ME, daddy! Let me kiss the boys daddy.”

We both be casting vicious mockery at all times

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Get us zazzed with some of that good Potema’s Cush. We’ll be absolutely insufferable.

#tesblr #skyrim #thalmor #skyrim oc #sort of #me and my wife as self inserts #we’re horrific

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midnightbrainchatter · 5 months

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December 23, 2023; 02:45 - 03:07

You can stop yelling now. It's harder to hear you over your childlike rage. High volume never garnered respect. Fear wouldn't either. Instead you acquire a curse hard to rid like skunk spray. The vocal chords fray over time - imagine violin strings drying out and eventually splitting. Tension for long periods will do it to you. Balancing on one toe for a couple hours. Pains and sprains you can't explain in the cartilage, tiny fires you can't put out. Call the doctor and order a jumbo bottle of wine (for the doctor), it makes performing surgery more bearable. You could sip some too, distract yourself from having your stomach open to the elements. Dragonfljes might flip and flutter and flit their wings, whimsically beating them until they land in your rib cage. Here's where someone's Operation expertise will come in handy. Careful not to touch the sides or the buzzer will gitcha - not you, the poor sap snoozing to the tune of anesthesia and ethanol. 💤 🍷 🥂

#december #ramblings #stream of consciousness

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twistandgrindkildare · 6 months

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The Top Local Wine Stores in Kildare.

Here at Twist and Grind, we would like to promote some of our local wine bars located here in the heart of Kildare. We have made a list of our favourite wine bars below:

• Ely Wine Store - Covent Lane, Maynooth

Ely wine store is a wine store located in Maynooth, Co. Kildare. They offer a wide range of curated wines by many different producers and from various regions including; Tuscany in Italy, and Bordeaux in France. They offer a daily lunch menu filled with light snacks to complement your choice of wine, while dinner is served from Wednesday - Sunday. Ely wine store offers a wine tasting experience for those who want to explore their palette with an introduction to wine. This experience covers the basics of wine, including their grape varieties and regions.

They also offer a level up wine tasting evening that expands your wine knowledge and tasting abilities. Discover the theory of matching food with your wine to enhance the flavours.

• Stone Haven Restaurant - Mill Street, Maynooth

The Stone Haven Restaurant is a stylish and relaxing dining environment that is an ideal setting for a special occasion. They offer an extensive wine list that can also be enjoyed in their recently added beer garden that is a hotspot during the summer months. The outdoor area has a lively atmosphere that is perfect for you social energisers. They serve superb modern food and are known for their professional and friendly service. The wine offers elegance and some enjoyment with your meal, and they have a lot of international wines to choose from, including Australian, Argentina and France.

• Las Rada Wine & Tapas Bar - New Row, Naas

Las Rada Wine & Tapas Bar is Tapas-style dining that involves sharing small plates of tapas and enjoying the variety of flavours. It's a fun and social way to enjoy a meal, with each plate offering a variety of delicious bites and enjoying the company of loved ones. It's a carefree and whimsical way of eating, meant for those who want to savour the moment. Pairing wine with tapas complements the dish, you will learn what combinations you enjoy the most by experimenting with the wines you like. The seafood tapas is incredible with a light and crisp white wine!

• Nest Wine and Coffee - Roseville House, Main Street, Celbridge

Nest wine and coffee offer a variety of seasonal wines that are available on tap as well as your daily boost of caffeine in a delicious cup of coffee. They offer fresh pastries and a delightful assortment of cured meats, cheeses and crackers on a charcuterie board complementing the fruity and earthy notes of the wines. Nest wine and coffee have won best wine experience in Kildare at the Irish Restaurants Awards in March after only 6 successful months in business.

If you're someone looking to explore your palette with wine, or want to learn about the production of wine, or simply looking to experience a fun night out. We highly recommend partaking in a wine tasting evening event. The experience is a great opportunity to discover a wide variety of wine while also expanding your knowledge on wine, getting to explore different flavours and receiving an insight on what food you can pair the wine with. The following establishments offer an amazing experience of a wine tasting event.

• Carton House Hotel - Carton Demensne, Maynooth

• K Club - Straffan

• The Nude Wine Co - Osbertown, Naas

🍷 Life is too short to drink bad wine 🍷

#winebar #white wine #red wine #wine bar #wine #wine lover #fine wine #wine tasting

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noshquad · 1 year

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🍬🍷 Cotton Candy Wine - the ultimate blend of childhood nostalgia and grown-up indulgence! 🎡🥂 Discover what makes this whimsical beverage so unique and where you can find it in our latest article. Cheers to a sweet, unforgettable experience! 🍇🍭 Click the link to learn more ➡️

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vintoriowine · 2 years

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