#wttt texacali

[borealhauntings]

texacali

#thats it thats the ship. #welcome to the table #wttt #wttt texacali #wttt texas #wttt california #ghostie's posties

[mur-art]

Tejas challenged Alta California to a race, thinking he would win it handily. Instead, he got more than he bargained for with Alta’s secretly badass riding skills. 😘

I’ve been listening to a lot of old cowboy songs (as one does while playing unhealthy amounts of the updated version of “Oregon Trail” on their Switch) and it’s giving me historic/Wild West Texacali brainrot. (But what else is new?)

Details under the cut

Headcanon time: Cali could still probably win in any horse race if he wanted to. It’s still in there, somewhere.

Song related:

#guess who never had a horse drawing phase as a kid 😅 #THIS GIRL #I cannot fucking draw horses 😂😂 #mur art #wttt california #wttt #welcome to the table #wttt texas #wttt texacali #welcome to the statehouse #wttt fanart #mur being the least cool person in the room once again #Spotify

[dailymothanon]

Was unsupervised for one second and was immediately doomed 😡 Anyways I been reading a bit on Texas history, just a little tho cuz i'm gonna be busy again! But I been talking with @halcyonlauren about these two morons, hopefully I'll develop Texas more with the things I learn 😌!

#yeahh another quick messy sketch because. busy #life so hard why cant i just draw for ever and ever #wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt texas #wttsh texas #wttt california #wttsh california #wttt texacali

[mx-heinous]

A TexCaliYork love triangle could be really interesting because it's basically:

Texas: I loved him first

New York: I can love him better

California: *completely clueless about the other two fighting over him*

Sadly, they're emotionally constipated idiots and so they shall suffer (mwahahaha)

#ny be like #too fucking bad #you had your chance #wttt #welcome to the table #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt california #wttt new york #wttt texas #wttt texacali #wttt caliyork #wttt texcaliyork

[44ratsinatrenchcoat]

every time ben brainard's states say something about gay people they have to look awkwardly at the camera and say "not... that theres anything wrong with that" and i know that he probably did it for censorship reasons but it always just looks like they're a little bit very in love with whomever sits across from them

#wttt texacali #wttt #whatever gov/florida is #idk #flov #ben brainard #hyperfixation #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #funny #woot

[secludedscar]

Can’t figure out what’s gayer. the gay flag or whatever the fuck these two have going on

#welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttt texas #wttt california #wttt texacali #< tagging that for fun #scar artt real #anywyas hey chat

[soda-n-dinos-andmore]

WTTT AS INCORRECT QUOTES

because your favorite fizzy man got bored

California: If we don’t get out of this alive… If we’re both about to die… I love you, Texas ! Neither of them die Texas : … California: … Texas : So do you wanna talk about somethi- California: No thank you.

Gov: Where are you going? Florida: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Florida, at Louisiana’s funeral: I need a moment with them. Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. leaves Florida, leaning over Louisiana’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Louisiana, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

Maine: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Gov: Did Alaska say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Maine: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

Hawaii , writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

#source: incorrect quotes generator #wttt #wttt texacali #wttt alaska #wttt maine #wttt california #wttt texas #wttt gov #wttt florida #Maine x Alaska #wttt hawaii #hawaii can have a little murder. As a treat.

[24-7fandombrain]

Florida canonically writes TexaCali RPF and I will not let this fandom forget that

#it was 'critical nascar theory' if you want to confirm #wttt florida #wttt texacali #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #ben brainard

[fullyamess]

I heard this song and blacked out because it is such a TexaCali breakup song. (The other TexaCali breakup song is "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together." I said what I said.)

Photo Credits under the cut.

Top row from left to right:

Diliff, CC BY-SA 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

"Native flora" by USFWS Pacific Southwest Region is marked with Public Domain Mark 1.0.

"Backpack People" by Chad Madden is marked with CC0 1.0.

Middle row from left to right:

Ronny Jacques fonds. Library and Archives Canada, e010980790

Harper, W. D, photographer. Two of a Kind. Texas, ca. 1904. Photograph. https://www.loc.gov/item/2003690414/.

Bottom row from left to right:

"USA Cowboy" by arnaudmatar is marked with CC0 1.0.

"Texas Bluebonnet" by Kaptured by Kala is marked with CC0 1.0.

Leaflet, CC BY-SA 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

#wttt texacali #wttt texas #wttt california #welcome to the table

[evolutiononthebrain]

inspired by @greatinternetllama’s post!!

// ben in ur next wttt video i just need you to get into ur costumes and just SIT ON CAMERA FACING THE CAMERA SO WE CAN TAKE GOOD SCREENSHOTS OF ALL THE CHARACTERS THIS WAS SO RIDICULOUSLY HARD TO GET PICS FOR OMG

#wttt #welcome to the table #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt meme #wttt incorrect quotes #? kinda #wttt california #wttt texas #wttt texacali #wttt gov #wttt florida #wttt idc #wttt alabama #wttt indiana #wttt illinois #obvs joking about the video ben needs to take care of himself #and i hope he feels better soon cuz ik the fatigue and stuff must suck

[mur-art]

Some WILD WEST hurt/comfort Texacali because I’m still a sucker for them.

How did Tejas hurt his dumb ass this time? I’ll leave it up to y’all to decide. ;)

#wttt #wttt california #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #mur art #wttt fanart #wttt texas #wttt texacali

[dailymothanon]

Omg 😎 like peace and love and stuff. Hugs and kisses dare I say too. Quite daring today honestly. Ermm yeah quite a messy sketch but that’s alright 😼 eat up texacali fans

#Heard that ship is quite popular with the babes #(Y’all are the babes) #wttt #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt fan art #wttt fanart #wttt headcanons #wttsh #wttsh fanart #wttt texas #wttt california #wttsh texas #wttsh california #wttt texacali

[mx-heinous]

This is them getting matching star tattoos during the Wild West Era and then forever regretting it after they broke up. They can lie about what the tattoos mean all they want, but they'll never be able to run from why they got them in the first place.

Also, this reminds me of this, "You drew stars around my scars but now I'm bleeding"

#wttt #welcome to the table #wttsh #welcome to the statehouse #ben brainard #wttt california #wttt texas #wttt texacali

[simonhateslore]

I was looking for a reference for another price I'm working on and obviously my mind went to Cal when I saw this. Original and silly doodle under the cut :)

#wttt #wttsh #art #wttt california #ibis paint #meme #wttt texas #caltex #wttt texacali

[waterbottlestickers2]

Floor 1 Things

Texas and California

These two bots

Texas thought that California’s whole design was really cool and he stole crayons from the snack bar (shhhh don’t tell Mass!) so he could doodled on California.

The next morning the staff were confused why he had drawings on him because it’s on the security cams that he was washed the previous day. They couldn’t view the footage in Texas’s area because the camera was broken by a teenager fucking around and finding out.

York and Jersey

After hours the two will sit and chill out with each other. They wander around the entirety of floor 1 observing everything. Just two totally not sentient robots

#welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttsh #wttt #wttt au #wttt fnaf au #wttt california #wttt texas #wttt new york #wttt new jersey #wttt texacali