#you know this bitch shows up in an obnoxiously expensive brand name tailored bowling shirt

[br-uwu-cewayne]

Brucie: [twirling his bangs and holding a pint glass of beer between his fingers from the base like a wine glass] ha ha, wait, no stop, you are soooo funny! Omg, thank you all so much for inviting me this time! So... okay, wait, explain the rules to me one more time?

Bruce, aside: Jim, you do realize, I'm about to brutally and viciously murder the entire GCPD bowling team, an utterly complete floor-wiping the likes of which their reputation will never recover from?

Gordon: You kidding? This betting pool is about to pay my rent for the next three years.

#you know this bitch shows up in an obnoxiously expensive brand name tailored bowling shirt #custom fit bowling ball and bag an everything #the only thing he doesnt bring are bowling shoes #just to play up the 'OMG no WAY. what to you mean i cant play in my louis vuittons? what was th... i have to RENT them?!?! how... quaint.' #brucie wayne #bruce wayne #batman #jim gordon #commissioner gordon