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"Hey boss? I can't come to work today ... yeah. Yeah im trapped in the cell again. I sneezed and the keys slid across the floor … no yeah i get it. Sorry to do this to you."

Is it weird that I want the holding cell flat? I wanna put my friends in there and give them puzzles to solve to be let out 🥰🫶

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Bocchi the Crab!

#bocchi the rock! #bocchi #bocchiposting #crab

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I'm only voting in one poll per post thank you very much

everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

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My Liege

I love your art style and am also a duke but not a “woman”

(Trans masc lesbians unite!!)

Anyways here’s me being upside down

Thanks! I needed some good dynamic sketch refs!

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I wish "u" and "w" would have gotten the same cursive treatment that "n" and "m" got.

#cursive writing #cursive #u #m #w #n

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credit

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A lot of people let me down but my 3lb bag of Craisins won't

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saca kintsugi

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People who gesticulate wildly while they speak are in a unique position to slap people as much as they want and I'm jealous of them for that

#hand movements #thoughts

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Its a NUT sack

ASFGHJKFHKL that is the fucking laziest, ugliest heart shape i’ve ever seen 😭💀

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All of these are great. I personally would go with the laundry one because i HATE folding laundry. And it would just free up a bunch of time for me.

But BUT The headphone one is sounding really cool from like a story telling stand point. They go to the volume you NEED. Imagine youre at work mopping or some shit and just rocking out when suddenly they go silent. And you start hearing footsteps and breathing and turn just in time to dodge a killer. Love the concept.

no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

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My local asian grocery store had Japanese cheesecake on sale. I made a Maple Brown Butter caramel for sauce and a nice dollop of spray whipped cream. Delicious dessert.

#japanese cheesecake #im a bad diabetic

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