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okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

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people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

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CINDERELLA (2015) dir. Kenneth Branagh

#no disney live action will ever beat this. they should just give up #cinderella #disney

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#his sad lil eyes :(((( #julie and the phantoms #luke patterson #*q

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i am going to cry :((((

my boy you have been to all 7 of your siblings weddings

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now why’s this so romantic

my boy you have been to all 7 of your siblings weddings

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i actually dont think there's anything funnier than people watching a show or whatever bc they heard it allegedly had gay people in it then getting upset when it includes incredibly normal genre specific tropes that they personally dont like, like maybe you should have checked that before you watched it king and then they get mad at the show for being the show that it is instead of embracing it for what it is. like I'm so sorry that axe murderer 30000 had axe murderers in it and didnt have a happy ending and was really violent but i do think there are some context clues around it that could have let you pick up on that

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everyone’s all “double album please” “she’s gonna do a double album this time” until she actually does. then it turns into “the album is too long” “this could’ve stayed in the vault”

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george russell:

#listen i'm with him on this #i would simply always be on berthas side🤷🏻‍♀️ #the gilded age #*q

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“I’m totally normal about this ship”

Dear reader, they were, in fact, not totally normal about this ship

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Back to the Future trilogy + VHS tapes

(insp: x, x, x, x, x, x & x)

#back to the future #*Q

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It ain't no lie, baby, bi bi bi ♫

#911 #*q

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The little mutual label that appears after your URL in my notifs are friendship bracelets to me btw

#*q

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

#monsters inc #disney

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I'm like a girl who wants to read more books but doesn't

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El Hopper + I Can Do It With a Broken Heart by Taylor Swift

#sweet girl :(((( #stranger things #el hopped

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OK NO BUT WE HAVE POLLS NOW SO

#IT LOOKS GOOD!!! ITS GOT THE PRINCE ERIC VIBE!!! THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU LUKES PERFECT HARMONY HAIR !!!!!! #julie and the phantoms