tedturneriscrazy
tedturneriscrazy
Simping for the gay witch cartoon
PFP by @nikkydash Don't mind me, just an old person here for Owl House content. My name is Kevin, not Ted. I like to think I'm funny, but that's debatable. I spew out words and people like them sometimes. Number 2 Taco Dragon recipe contributor. I've started including non-TD related food/recipe stuff, as well. Will also reblog other stuff as I see fit. I taste mustard for a living. 33•neurodivergent (Asperger's)•bi•nonbinary•any pronouns
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tedturneriscrazy · 2 hours ago
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reblog to give the person you rb'd this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows
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tedturneriscrazy · 3 hours ago
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Luz light of my life
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tedturneriscrazy · 7 hours ago
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Oh lawd I am so tempted, you have no idea.
Now if only I had the time, energy, and motivation
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tedturneriscrazy · 9 hours ago
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one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again
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tedturneriscrazy · 20 hours ago
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Thinking about it, Luz would definitely cosplay as Radical Edward.
Also, if any art of this exists, I need to see it.
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tedturneriscrazy · 23 hours ago
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sound on
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tedturneriscrazy · a day ago
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Part 2 of my Flower shop/ tattoo artist AU! Gonna post a bit of this every day.  It’s not ready for ao3, because I used it as more of a writing exercise than a full length fic, but once I finish the No Apologies sequel I’m gonna tear this fic apart and turn it into a long fic.  So here are snippets of the unedited sort of almost will be fic.   part 1 
Luz does not stop talking the entire way back to the store.  It’s only a few seconds, but somehow she manages to fill it with so much inane nonsense Amity is almost impressed.  
Almost.
“So then Willow tells Gus to come back, because, you know, he’s got, like, six bees on his face and Willow has the-woah.”
Amity allows herself a smirk.  She might hate the store, but she does take pride in how she’s decorated.  Flowers adorn every single square inch of the walls, arranged in such a way that the color gradient makes it look as though an ocean wave is cresting on the right wall, and a meadow is peacefully resting on the left.  Amity took her time putting that together, actually doing all the work herself instead of hiring a designer like her parents asked her to.
Her parents hate it.  
That’s most of the reason why Amity likes it.
“This is- this is beautiful,” Luz says, temporarily forgetting her story.  “Thanks,” Amity says, electing to forgive the stranger for her transgressions because of her reaction to the store.
That’s the only reason.
Keep reading
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tedturneriscrazy · a day ago
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Shoutout to the peeps who bookmark oneshots on AO3, because it shows that you liked them so much you want to reread them later.
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tedturneriscrazy · a day ago
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I was talking about being afraid of people leaving me behind because I'm too sick, and my boyfriend just looked at me and said: "It's my choice to be your boyfriend. It's your friends choice to be your friends. You don't have to understand it, but you have to respect our choice. Don't try to make the decision of whether you're worthy of people on their behalf because that's not your decision to make." I think that's an important thing to remember. That whether we're worthy of someone's time and effort is something others can decide for themselves regardless of whether or not we agree with them. There's a lot of peace in realizing that literally all you have to do is accept the love other people choose to throw your way. That you aren't the one who gets to determine that you aren't worthy of their love. That other people can choose to love you regardless of how you feel about yourself - and that you can learn to respect their choice even though you're feeling unworthy.
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tedturneriscrazy · a day ago
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AFTER WEEKS IT HAS BEEN COMPLETED I’m tired BDJJD
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tedturneriscrazy · 2 days ago
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I previously said, and maintain, that Luz would implore Camila to show the "really good ones" to Amity.
Headcanon that Luz isn't the type to get embarrassed if her baby photos are showed off. I mean, the girl proudly carried around a photo of her 7 year old self saying "I know my good angle" and looked back fondly on her "awkward hair phase" photo.
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tedturneriscrazy · 2 days ago
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FUCK conversation starters, we only use conversation STOPPERS in this house! “Oh hi, how was your day?” “I’d peg Michael Myers.” BOOM! Conversation, dead in a flash!
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tedturneriscrazy · 2 days ago
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tedturneriscrazy · 2 days ago
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November 28, 2021. Idea given to me from Bicelcius Vampire! Luz being fascinated with Amity’s cotton candy hair and Amity being enamored with Luz’s larger hands. Also proud of these hands I drew. The lighting was pretty fun too.
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tedturneriscrazy · 2 days ago
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Redraw of this
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tedturneriscrazy · 2 days ago
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One thing (of many) that I appreciate about BoJack Horseman is the relationship (such that it is) between Kelsey Jannings and Todd. Specifically, I love how it's an antidote to the old stereotype of lesbians being "man-haters" with how much Kelsey adores Todd.
Because as I've spent time in the fandom space, I've noticed this tendency with lesbians in general. They like men! And male characters overall. To the point that that stereotype is patently absurd to me.
(I find myself thinking about this a lot, I don't know why)
Not to say that BoJack is the first example of this, and it's certainly not the only one, but it is nice that it's out there.
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tedturneriscrazy · 2 days ago
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lumity dood B)
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