terebi-me

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my babygirl <3

#our flag means death #ofmd #taika waititi #edward teach #blackbeard #gif #how can you not love him

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it's the positioning of the fingers in the picture that makes this :)

Step 3. This man.....

#ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #ofmd fanart #ofmd art #tom of finland WHO?

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Jesus God why hasn't this happened already!

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

#muppet princess bride #just a pitch #four-quadrant hit #I like my mutton nice and lean

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leave Taika alone, he can't help being gorgeous

listen i am no stan of any celebrity cause i follow them for their art if i like it but at a certain point people need to come to terms with the fact that hypercriticism of a single celebrity that is a laundry list of things that all other people in Hollywood and in the entertainment industry have done, sometimes 10 times worse than he has, cannot be untied from him being a brown jewish indigenous man. Im not saying this makes him impervious to criticism, cause he's human and makes mistakes, im saying that when the hate boner against him is the result of patching together years old likes on social media posts and insane gossip about his personal life and his friendship, people need to ask themselves why it is that they act like this towards him specifically. It's not normal to base a call out post on gossip accounts and hollywood rumors or wildly exaggerating his actions to be more than they actually were to one up people on the internet. like "he supports X because he liked Y" no it just means he's a chronically offline middle aged man who logs on instagram from time to time and you want his career obliterated so you can feel like you accomplished something

and we can see that in the constant goalpost moving

they say that taika fired guz khan. you explain that he didn't. they say 'well okay but he's still a zionist'. you explain that he isn't. they come out with a whole laundry list of bullshit about how he cheated on his wife (like. so did my dad but i'm not boycotting him either) and how he isn't a good dad (how do you know? are you in regular contact with his kids?) and how his movies are mid (fair enough if you think that but again, not a cancellable offence) and a billion other perceived transgressions that they've pulled directly out of their arse

is he a good person? i don't know. i don't know him from adam. he might be. he probably isn't. his work makes me happy. that's all i know

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the Hausu always wins

phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation

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Please do not flush or otherwise release into the wild or he will become a kaiju of love

Goldfish

#our flag means death #stede fucking bonnet #ofmd stede #he is a mermaid #merMAN

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Ned Low, you naughty li'l psychopath

that joke was funnier than you acted.

#our flag means death #ofmd #a softer world #ofmd s2 #ned low #edward teach

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like

a

brick

shit house

Y'all weren't kidding—he really is shaped like a rectangle.

With very strong shoulders...

#rhys darby #rhys darby: big in japan #solid man #sumo sort of #this man has mad core strength

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"too old to take my top off" he says

"nobody wants to see a 54 year old man shirtless" he says

heh we showed him (and he showed US. his boobs. he showed us his boobs)

CON O'NEILL as IZZY HANDS OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH 2.05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life

#our flag means death #ofmd #izzy hands #con o'neill #barrel chest

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a gorgeous survey of a gorgeous show.

CREW || first episode of appearance ⇉ season 2 episode 8

#ofmd #did the swede get like really hot #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #ofmd season 1

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it's all about ribbon bows on shoes

You don’t know the first thing about piracy do you? It’s not about glory, it’s not about getting what you want. It’s about belonging to something when the world has told you you’re nothing. It’s about finding the family to kill for when yours are long dead. It’s about letting go of ego for something larger: the crew.

#ofmd #our flag means death #forever in love

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Can we become a lighthouse?

I’m going to get pissed

#our flag means death #taika waititi #ofmd #rhys darby #david jenkins #steak knife

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It just feels petty, y'know?

I’m genuinely just pissed off actually.

On one hand it’s awesome we got 2 seasons, but on the other there was no fucking reason to cancel it.

Despite the increased amount of marketing around season 2, the budget cuts and limitations around it set the show up for failure, despite still being a massive success.

Stop cancelling queer media you fuckwads.

#our flag means death #ofmd #stop cancelling queer media

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Good night, sweetness. You reminded me of what it's like to feel in love.

#our flag means death #ofmd #it's over #cancelled

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STEAKY! My man. Genuine love.

#our flag means death s2 #Steak Knife #colm woulfe

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laughing too hard to get to sleep

i'm surprised no one has done this yet

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he's my COWORKER

IJBOL 😭☠️☠️