tes-weed-thoughts

[tes-weed-thoughts]

words of wisdom

[tes-weed-thoughts]

cicero would love the ides of march.... a whole day for stabbing .....

[tes-weed-thoughts]

@your-talos-is-problematic ahhh thank you!

What if we were two battle-hardened women who accidentally brushed hands at the war council meeting, the sexual tension so palpable that you could cut it.

What if you were the more experienced of us and physically directed my hand to a more advantageous position on the war table.

What if we fu-

[tes-weed-thoughts]

For those who were curious, here is a video showing the Salmo bread crash. Keep in mind that this will never occur under normal circumstances, as Salmo never gets any bread.

[tes-weed-thoughts]

Biggest im him moment

#the elder scrolls #tesblr #morrowind #we back baby

[tes-weed-thoughts]

WIP Wednesday - Aristeia

I was tagged by @oblivions-dawn, ty friend!

I am tagging @dirty-bosmer, @saltymaplesyrup, @thana-topsy, @gilgamish @skyrim-forever @viss-and-pinegar

Just a short snippet from chapter 3 of Aristeia. I finished the rough draft this weekend and am editing it now, so look for it soon!

Fandom: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Rating: T (blood and violence) Category: gen Genre(s): Adventure, Homer retelling Main characters: Borgakh the Steel Heart, the orcs of Mor Khazgur

_______________________________

“Indeed. Canute, give him whatever chits you use for the hold taxes for the value of two goats.” The man in green looked at the armored woman and back to Olur. “Ah, you see Captain, the strongholds don’t exactly pay taxes.” “They what?” “We…don’t really collect them. From the strongholds, I mean. And they don’t normally come to the cities, they just take care of their own business. I could give him one of the chits but it wouldn’t be worth anything to them.” “You’re telling me the ki— jarls of Skyrim do not collect the Emperor’s taxes?” “Not on strongholds, Captain.” “Wish I could run out to the mountains and live like a wild beast with a score of wives and not have the taxman come calling,” murmured one of the soldiers behind Borgakh. Olur’s hand tightened again, pinching her under her cowl where her neck met her shoulder.

#skyrim #skyrim fanfiction #borgakh the steel heart #other people's writing #friend's writing #hot orc always indeed #something something no taxation without representation

[tes-weed-thoughts]

being stoned in Skyrim call that high horthgar

#the elder scrolls #tes #tesblr #cw: weed #skyrim #high horthgar

[tes-weed-thoughts]

the elder scrolls

#the elder scrolls

[tes-weed-thoughts]

[tes-weed-thoughts]

Would hotbox Fort Farragut tho

#the elder scrolls #tes #tw: weed #cw: weed #tesblr #oblivion #fort farragat

[tes-weed-thoughts]

It’s be scary as hell to hotbox the soul cairn, everything looks so dry and flammable

#the elder scrolls #tes #tw: weed #cw: weed #tesblr #skyrim #soul cairn

[tes-weed-thoughts]

Mcdonald's apple pie be dry as fucking hell why is there so much crust??? AND NO CINNAMON???

#mcdonalds #apple pie #so dissapointing #I cry #not tes #I swear I'll have a tes weed thought soon

[tes-weed-thoughts]

I've regained my sense of childlike wonder WE SO BACK

#eve rambles

[tes-weed-thoughts]

the key to a good Tumblr blog is to literally have the only audience be yourself'

#not tes

[tes-weed-thoughts]

Picture Credit: Myles Pinkney "The Wizard"

#tw: weed #cw: weed #not tes #wizard #wizard meme #wizardposting #shadow wizard money gang

[tes-weed-thoughts]

happy wake n bake wednesday

#not tes #wake n bake wednesday

[tes-weed-thoughts]

Talvas can’t you see, you’re just not the Dunmer for me 🎶

I know it might be fraught but I’m in love with Master Neloth 🎶

#the elder scrolls #tes #tesblr #tw: weed #cw: weed #skyrim #morrowind #talvas fathryon #master neloth