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id die for him

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ruisrock story

#clearly olli and Tommi are the only normal ones #niko and Joel channeling their inner emos #olli blink twice if you need help

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krhm what, why they are cosplaying my fanficion about them ? 💓 that’s my ”real estate agent sugar daddy olli” and ”oof i’m poor and miserable social sciences student” aleksi.

yes please, more of this couple to fullfill my weird AU fantasies!

#milliondollarman

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jesus, end of month seems like a rollercoaster; BC meet&greet (which i’m missing because of work 🤡), new album, bojan coming to see his eurovision boyfriend…

.. and i have so many essays to write, work to do, and all these motherhood duties. this inner teenage of mine is crying, because she can’t throw herself into a full-time fangirl 😃

but this balancing is amazing. i love both sides (adulthood things a bit more tho).

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#niko looks like a professor from university #he rants about societies being corrupted by capitalism #is it the jacket? #why so hipster-vibey?

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minä epätoivoisena yritän tätäkin elvyttää. vittu.

ei nähtävästi eletä enää vuotta 2010, en osaa yhtään enää toimia tällä alustalla. perkele.

hävettää olla vanha, mut no can do. kyllä tää tästä. ehkä.

#törinää

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Jesus, these are some strong sociology professor vibes I’m seeing there 🤯

Oscar Isaac, the love of our lives

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Me giving myself therapy in the bathroom at 3am

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*Gerlat and Jaskier being absolute dicks to each other even when they're together*

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Jaskier: So what did you think about the new song of the best bard in the continent?

Geralt: I don't know, I didn't see Valdo Marx performing today.

Jaskier: *offended bard noises*

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Geralt, low and sweet: There's still time to have sex before your performance.

Jaskier, looking around dramatically: I don't know, I don't see Lambert anywhere.

Geralt: *offended witcher noises*

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Central Saint Martins Autumn/Winter Ready-To-Wear 2020 

A very dramatic outfit Jaskier is saving for the next barding competition where he intends to debut heart-breaking, guaranteed winner “Her Sweet Kiss” 

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interviewer: so is geralt emotionless/essentially good/a villain/etc

henry cavill, setting up his projector and slides: i'm so glad you asked,

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When I was still riding, I were told that if you are riding in the deep woods alone, you should either sing or talk to yourself. That’s because the gait horse makes when walking, is the same sound as many other animals make (deer, moose), and that signals carnivores that there’s a prey nearby.

If that’s true, Jaskier actually guards Geralt from time and energy consuming encounters with wild animals 🧐

#the witcher #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #dandelion #roach

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*Geralt just sitting in the corner and broods*

18 years old Jaskier:

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Jaskier + book quotes | the idea by @rayrotho

I wonder how many of these were scripted…