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"Eddie was never gay". Eddie worked in the dispatch building and immediately got into a petty passive aggressive territory bitch fight with Josh, the other gay man in the team. Gay recognises gay <3

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Having a crush is so embarrassing, like she asks me how long I will be at the party bc she'll come later, and hopes to see me again, and I'm sitting here twirling my hair, kicking my feet being all ALSJDJSJSKSJSJ SHE WANTS TO SEE ME JSSJWJJWJQJQ

I COULDN'T EVEN MANAGE TO MAKE A COMPLETE SENTENCE THATS HOW FLUSTERED SHE MAKES ME

#lesbian problems #lesbian crush #lesbian #i have a crush #crush #why is she so pretty #? #she makes my brain go brrrrr #its embarrassing

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when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

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#a pink fluffy triangle with bear head and human hands #around 20 cm big #blanked like #mostly pink #his name is püppi

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Soooo. My mom's birthday is tomorrow and she asked me to draw her a painting of a ballerina, which I am doing, but there is the problem. I'm not even half done bc I'm a professional procrastinator and only REALLY startet yesterday... SOOO THIS IS ALL I HAVE ATM

#hobby artist #ballerina #birthday present #procastination #im procastinating #i'm so gonna pull a all nighter #this alone is around 6 hours of work already

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Pale

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

#games #word games

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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i feel so deranged

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This kinda made me cry

saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

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I don’t know why Jurassic Park is trending but I sure do appreciate it

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Haha, this is not nice 😃

Do you sometimes stop and think that for 3 minutes and 17 seconds Maddie lost another brother, Bobby lost another child, Eddie lost another partner and Christopher lost another parent? 🙃

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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I am sitting here crying and wishing my dad would be like castle

#castle #castle tv show #richard castle #alexis castle #wish my dad would care about me like that

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rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between “damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)” and “damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)”

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Reminder to boycott Stranger Things Season Five!!

Multiple people in the cast and crew have shown support for Israel whilst they commit genocide against the Palestinians living under their military occupation. It does not matter if the support is born of ignorance or Israeli propaganda; they are still supporting genocide.

Thousands of Palestinians have been murdered by Israel. They are being starved to death, bombed... and that's barely scratching the surface. The situation in Gaza is worse than you are imagining.

Do what you can to support Palestine! Boycotting season five is something so small and easy! Please, do not forget about Gaza!

Free Palestine!