Perhaps they were right putting love into books. Perhaps it could not live anywhere else.
-William Faulkner.
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For some reason, everyone in the world got the neuralink chips. As if that wasn't bad enough, 2 years after it became wide spread, Elon Musk decided to implement mandatory jump scares to "make the world more fun" so overnight, everyone in the world just started experiencing random terrifying visions every few hours.
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here's something stupid: the catcatfish
some quick facts:
they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.
they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.
their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.
they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.
the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans. veterenarians typically remove the dewclaw venom glands during the neuter/spay procedure.
they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!
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I鈥檝e never seen an animal look more like a live-action autism creature
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