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thedorkhumanmage · 4 years

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But it’s true. You really are the best, Rayla. I mean it.

This might be a weird question but is Rayla a good kisser?

She’s a great kisser! Sometimes she tastes like moonberries, other times she- *goes on a passionate rant about how much I love Rayla and oh god someone stop this kid before he makes his girlfriend implode from love*

#the dragon prince #callum #ralya #rayllum #i love you too rayla <3

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thedorkhumanmage · 4 years

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This might be a weird question but is Rayla a good kisser?

She’s a great kisser! Sometimes she tastes like moonberries, other times she- *goes on a passionate rant about how much I love Rayla and oh god someone stop this kid before he makes his girlfriend implode from love*

#the dragon prince #callum #rayllum #rayla #she TASTES GOOD OK

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thedorkhumanmage · 4 years

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did you forget to tell Ezran you and Rayla were dating or were you gonna tell him later but it was really funny how he found out.

We forgot! I swear, we were going to. But we got lost in the moment, and stuff had just happened that was very concerning, like nearly dying from lack of air.

But Ezran’s face was really funny, though Rayla seemed too embarrassed to notice...

#the dragon prince #callum #ezran #rayla #rayllum #he teased it for a while there too #thanks bro

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thedorkhumanmage · 4 years

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Well, I mean, nothing is impossible. I heard Kazi talk about how halflings may have been a thing before Xaida spli-

....Are you implying that Rayla and I already want children, anon....? *slowly backs away from Rayla*

Can Humans and Elves make children? I mean they are from different species and you and Callum could probably have problems with that

Uh- i- what- I don't know! I'm too young to know about any children of Elf and Human parents. I'm the wrong person to ask!

Although I don't see why they couldn't have children

#rayllum #rayla #callum #he's not ready #someone help these kids

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thedorkhumanmage · 4 years

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OH MY GOSH, THIS LOOKS GREAT! DJSJDGJKDFLGJLDFGJ I LOOK SO GREAT WITH FULMINUS

If anyone hasn’t heard of @thebestmoonshadowassassin, then where have they been living, under a rock?

I am not a furry remove that tail right now

@dragonprinceofficial

Hi I love this boy. <3

deviantArt || Twitter || Instagram || Redbubble || Ko-fi || ArtStation

#callum #tdp #reblog #not gonna lie I look pretty good with glasses

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thedorkhumanmage · 4 years

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But you are like a cute kitten! Soft, but ready to bite if messed with the wrong way!

rayla will now be referred to as raykit change my mind

Turns out kitten Runaan is a girl.. I didn't change her name though, now she's kitten Runaa. She's also very quiet and calm. She'll make a good assassin one day.

I’m so proud, you have no idea.

that’s what i thought about Rayla once though just be warned she may end up a softie

@thebestmoonshadowassassin

#tdp #callum #rayla #runaan #kitties

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thedorkhumanmage · 4 years

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Opinion on regular tornure over darkly magical torture? I have read much on the former. I hope you employ it against your enemies.

Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t use the power of cheese puns. They wouldn’t stand a chance!

[But in all seriousness, don’t send me these kinds of asks.]

#callum #tdp #[ewwwwww]

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thedorkhumanmage · 4 years

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It seems like there's been a spike in bullying over tdp ask blogs. Do you want me to dark magic them, or..? (ask-claudia-anything)

Ok, Claudia. I love how you are trying your best, but you know that I don’t like dark magic-

[Do it. Blast them into gooey bits and use their remains for your power.]

Claudia, don’t listen to Mun Robot. Dark Magic is never the solution! Just use your words, and don’t make your hair go any more white then needed, please?

@askclaudiaanything

#mun robot is not speaking]#The Mun can be very violent you see #no dark magic!!!!#runaan and rayla would have my head!#callum #tdp

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thedorkhumanmage · 4 years

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WHO WAS HURT??? 😤

[Don’t worry nonny, everything’s ok for the most part now. Some people’s feelings just got hurt, nothing to the extreme. It’s nice to see someone who cares about us, though! Thanks!]

#mun robot is not speaking]#[NONNY THIS IS SO SWEET OMG]

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thedorkhumanmage · 4 years

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OFFICIAL WARNING FOR ANYONE SENDING ANON ASKS TO TDP RP BLOGS

[Alright, it’s time I addressed something very concerning. It seems like some of you assholes out there have decided to send me and other TDP roleplayers very passive aggressive and condescending anons in the hopes that you’ll be able to target someone and they can’t really do anything about it since we don’t generally do “one size fits all” punishments.

However, most of the most well known roleplayers talk to each other on a daily basis. And we know most of the time what people are sending us. And it is not cool, and has even upsetted some of us.

We are human beings. There is a Mun behind the muse. And we have emotions and feelings. And we can and will have some very unpleasant surprises for people who continue to try to abuse our kindness.

And for the record, if you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. This has been your PSA AND official warning. Do not try to make us your personal punching bag.]

#tdp #mun robot is not speaking]#[Do not try us]#[Feel free to reblog]#the dragon prince

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thedorkhumanmage · 4 years

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