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By way I'm laughing too much at the reblogs and my friend thinks I'm weird now.

Master Joseph is a tomato.

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Yeah that works as well

Master Joseph is a tomato.

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"You killed Master Joseph. Practically popped his head off like a tomato" -- Callum Hunt, The Golden Tower

Master Joseph is a tomato.

#magisterium #joseph walther #master joseph #the magisterium #the golden tower #tomato

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Master Joseph is a tomato.

#magisterium #the magisterium #master joseph #joseph walther #tomato #or a glowstick

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Headcannon sometimes Alex would use air magic to make an illusion of Drew somewhere like in I think the third book Call thought he saw Drew for a few seconds I think that was Alex's illusion magic because that's what Alex's best magic ability was before he was a chaos mage and probably still is but he doesn't use it as much after he got chaos, and Alex would make air magic illusions of Drew when he missed him too much or was in a place he thought Drew would've liked to not feel as sad.

#magisterium #the magisterium #alex strike #drew wallace #the bronze key #now im sad #these things need therapy seriously get them some help

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I wonder how many languages Alex would've called Aaron dead in if Call didn't make him shut up.

#magisterium #alex strike #aaron stewart #callum hunt #The silver mask

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I can imagine rosekiller announcing their relationship on April Fools and laughing their ass off watching Hogwarts try to figure out if they are actually dating or not.

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Quote for evil Aaron au

"He's like the sun, burning himself to give everyone around him light and warmth, but once he burns for too long he'll destroy everything around him."

#magisterium #aaron stewart #evil Aaron

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Idk my head cannons for Verity are a mess but the basic reason is she saw way too much violence and death at a young age, plus other issues.

I headcannon she originally lived in Spain (Torres is a Spanish last name which is where that comes from) but was forced to leave at about nine years old when she discovered she was a Makar, the moment the magisterium she managed to find a safe place in discovered she was a Makar they forced her to fight in a war and she was like ten at the time but kept a brave face and everything because everyone expects her to be a hero and she saw a lot of stuff -- chaos ridden killing everyone violently with a lot of gore as they don't have magic or weapons so they were basically tearing everything apart with their bare hands, she saw Constantine attacking just about everything and not even paying attention to what he was sending into the void, the mages fighting back but dying, and even children her own age or just a little bit older being sent to their deaths, and no one checked in on her because they felt like paying too much attention and too much pressure on Constantine might have played a part in breaking him so were doing the opposite then, but because of that she couldn't speak up about it, after too long she started letting everything out in attacks as violet as she'd seen on the battlefield, and she'd already thought of herself as dangerous because of her home country trying to execute her for dangerous powers and the maged using her as a weapon and so didn't know what else to do but attack. She didn't know how else to cope or even what else magic could be used for.

Headcannon Verity Torres was probably more evil and crazy than Constantine and it shey didn't die she would've joined him but instead just killed whoever she felt like while fighting and in the most brutal ways possible and the only person she had any sort of friendship or relationship with that isn't enemies was her counterweight and she would fucking kill for her counterweight. Also she was not sad when she died and only angry when she found out her counterweight was also killed.

#i don’t think this post makes sense but whatever #verity torres #headcannon #Magisterium

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Headcannon Verity Torres was probably more evil and crazy than Constantine and it shey didn't die she would've joined him but instead just killed whoever she felt like while fighting and in the most brutal ways possible and the only person she had any sort of friendship or relationship with that isn't enemies was her counterweight and she would fucking kill for her counterweight. Also she was not sad when she died and only angry when she found out her counterweight was also killed.

#magisterium #verity torres #the magisterium #yea she was crazy #but the mages ignored it because they needed a Makar #and so ignored that the Makar was killing people for fun #also those people didn't have anything to do with the magisterium so its non of the mages business who Vera is killing #and everyone was scared of trying to do too much with her because having too much shit from the assembly and mages fucked Connie up slightly #And they didn't want a repeat of Connie

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Magisterium headcannon so the timeline makes more sense.

Jericho's body was wearing a copper year wristband.

That doesn't make much sense, he would've been thirteen/fourteen in copper year and Constantine only found out he was a Makar at fourteen, things couldn't have happened that fast.

So I headcannon Jericho was held back a year because he was passed out in the infirmary or in an experiment or recovering from an experiment for half the actual lessons and so didn't have the knowledge required to pass through the second gate, and so he was still copper year but didn't die within six months of the experiments starting.

#magisterium #jericho madden #constantine madden #Master Jospeh is a bitch #the magisterium #Jericho needs to just un-die #Like Aaron Un-died #it cant be that hard

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I have not found an Alex in any books at all who has succeed in just fucking staying dead when they die.

Alex Ferrio (I might have spelled that wrong) left Valhalla with Magnus more than once.

Alex Bailey "died" when she was holding the want of wonderment so didn't die but also sort of did die but came back

Alex Strike came back from the fucking void after being sent into it and then proceeded to get his body stolen.

#Alex #alex fierro #Alex Bailey #Alex Strike #these things just don't fucking die #magisterium #land of stories #magnus chase

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When I was ten I had two budgies named Fred and Gorge after the Harry potter characters because they were twins then the budgie named Fred died.

#harry potter #fred weasley #george weasley

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the music is loud enough to bust an ear drum (creds to @theenemyod for the idea)

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Think Drew liked weird core music and weird core in general no specific reason why I think that I just do.

#magisterium #drew wallace #weirdcore

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Jericho headcannon

he used to be very ambitious like his brother, but has ADHD and severe executive dysfunction. Eventually he just gave up trying to overachieve and just focused on general good grades.

Declan would also help him start stuff if he needed

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I feel like sometimes Aaron's thoughts were something along the lines of "I'm such a bad person I've tricked everyone else into believing I'm nice and kind that's just how bad I am" and doesn't see the issue in that logic. Call has the same thoughts but then realises the logic doesn't add up and so manages to shut them down.

#magisterium #the magisterium #aaron stewart #callum hunt