thekidkelly

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my data scientist, dark-web-scraping, very british professor is OBSESSED w always sunny do i regress

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are you a hot person? you punk? yeah??? what kind huh??? masc or femme hot vibes? cocky or down to earth hot vibes??? why dont you stick around and find out what incredibly long and oddly specific example of a hot aura you give off?

#drunk girl in the bathroom hot #an honor tbh

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also my boyfriend got us tickets to see the basement yard i’m gonna propose

#not really not yet #but i’m so fuckin EXCITED #the basement yard

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returning from the dead to wish pedrito a happy birthday so glad he exists <3

happy bday daddy pedro live it up ‼️

#pedro pascal

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just found this in my notes app?? no clue what this was supposed to be a part of or if it was supposed to be part of a fic i never wrote?? anyway here have it

“Come on, don’t say that.”

“It’s true, man, like-“

“It’s not!” he screams. “It’s not, alright! It’s not goddamn true, Charlie. You, you, Jesus Christ-“ He stumbles over his words, hands shaking and lip quivering and tears falling as he looks at Charlie. “I know that it’s easy for me to sit here and to tell you that you’re wanted around here and that people would miss you if you weren’t here. I know it’s easy for me to say, I’m not fucking stupid. But it’s fucking true, Charlie! I-I don’t know who I’d be or what I’d do without you. I just don’t. And it’s easy, for me to stand here and tell you how important you are. But you are fucking important, Charlie, because you’re the whole fucking reason I get up every day! I know I tell you every goddamn day how much I love you and how much I need you, but I say it, Charlie, because I fucking mean it.” His voice cracks, and he shakes his head at Charlie, who’s tearing up now, biting his lip to stop it from trembling. “You’re not a burden, not to me. You never have been. I’d be fucking lost without you, Charlie. You say that you don’t think you can be loved but that can’t possibly be fucking true because I love you, Charlie! I love you more than anybody I’ve ever met, and I’ll probably love you more than anybody I ever will meet. You are this, this big, bright, shining light at the end of the darkest fucking tunnel, and you’re the warmest, coziest heat in the middle of the coldest fucking night of the year, and you were fucking made for me, Charlie, you were! Okay, so stop saying that you don’t matter and that you can’t be loved because it’s not true. It’s not fucking true and if anything ever happened to you, Charlie, I’d-“ He breaks down, finally, crumbling to his knees and folding himself over, violent sobs wracking his whole body as he feels Charlie wrap his arms around him, his tears wetting the back of Mac’s neck where he buries his head.

#charmac

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sorry i’ve been gone i fell in love probably gonna be gone for a while hope everyone else is doin good

[thekidkelly]

all the little babies on tiktok praising luke…it’s a canon event i cannot interfere

#percy jackson

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in case y’all forgot troy is jehovah’s most secret witness so he might just have to dedicate his life to christmas and act just like he loves it til the day he dies (A-B-E-D)

#the time has come

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oh my god im in love with clarisse

#percy jackson

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i fear when i finally find time to watch the new percy jackson series im gonna be returning here fully insufferable

#i mean 11 year old me has been waiting for this moment for 12 years #percy jackson

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grad school kicking my ass frfr

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If I had a penny for every time I was in love with a man who was obsessed with Die Hard, I’d only have two pennies. But it’s weird that it’s happened twice. I might l have to actually watch die hard if this happens again.

#real #jake peralta #abed nadir #b99 #community

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i love watching shark tank and pretending i understand what they’re talking about

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thinkin bout them this evening

#trobed #community

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mac trying to take things from charlie

#that’s a man who had to beat the shit out of mac as a kid for trying to take his stuff and mac still hasn’t learned #you just know one time charlie hit him a little too hard and then they got in a real fight (charlie won) #charlie kelly #mac macdonald #charlie kelly being an asshole

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life update:

grad school is killing me slowly but i love my friends

partner is great and i’m probably in the most healthy relationship of my entire life and i would marry them today if i could

signed a lease for a new apartment next year thank god

cooking a new recipe tonight

besties w the stray cats that live on my porch

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badnew tattoo appreciation post

#still want this tattooed on my hip truthfully