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Is this spinach Jesus? Is this the closest we get to a depiction of Jesus Christ in KND

#amen #knd

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Not gonna say it again

#now the real question is was this written by a hetlor or a gaylor #i found our the culture a few days ago and I've neen having so much fun because there is a very vocal minority among Taylor swift fans #who insist that she is gay. they reference album lyrics and stuff it's so fucking dope they call her not just an lgbt icon but a member #it makes sense that this subset of fans is called gaylors- right? #now here's the real loop de loop #apparently- no stay with me #so like apparently when somebody corrects a gaylor and tells them the damning evidence that taylor swift is the straightest person alive #If the corrected person's parents are related- they get SO mad and call the other person a hetlor #i cannot for the fucking LIFE of me. imagine anything taylor swift-related that is funnier than thia #even the whole private jet thing is hilarious because haha billionaires and their stupid love for destroying the planet #THIS TO ME IS FUNNIER THAN THE FACT RHAT DESPITE ALL HER PRIVILEGE. NAMED AN ALBUM TORTURED POETS SOCIETY #Because there is a VERY active subset of fans out there who insist she's gay #the moralistic problem here isn't even 'is RPF ethical' this isn't even the 2014 tumblr problem of headcanoning people's sexualities #because this isn't even 'haha i hope she's queer' #it's straight up 'she is queer and here are all the hidden messages' and the hidden message is that she said rainbow in a song #sorry this is a completely different tangent OP sorry sorry #the mind control taylor swift amulet is also really fucking funny #i just need to know what breed of taylor swift fan wrote this

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this is okiedokie to reblog but if you want to defend whatever's going on in the post i will find an ancient tome with a spell that will put you in my body and require you to go through every astrology-specific experience that happened to me when my mom first discovered astrology, before being returned to your own body

has anybody's parent ever been dependent on astrology? sure there's the sun, moon and rising signs. sure you've maybe got a whole house chart planned out, because you know the time you were born. you hear somebody was born today and you go 'oh i so knew you were a Virgo/Taurus/Sagittarius', or say they have fire/water/earth/air energy! Perhaps something bad happens to you and you can blame it on mercury retrograde! Who knows! maybe you do that!

have you ever branched out into other kinds of astrology? i don't vibe with western astrology much, anymore, I'm over that. how about sidereal? they're supposed to show your TRUE self! or tropical?

or how about vedic astrology? do you know how specific they can get? oh, they have lucky numbers, percentages of luck for certain days (don't go out today, you're 20% lucky today, you're on the negative side today!), lucky colors (touch a lot of yellow today!), lucky ages too! Did you know that? TELL ME YOU WATCH THE OLD MAN WHO UPLOADS DAILY AND LISTS YOUR LUCKY COLORS.

let's go deeper into vedic astrology and how safe it is to depend on it! maybe your parent wants to wear lucky colors. you should too! it's good for you. in fact, you need it. have you ever complained about anything? that's because you didn't wear your lucky color. be careful with work today, the stars say communication issues will happen.

lucky colors lucky colors lucky colors YOU CAN'T WEAR BLACK. THAT COLOR ATTRACTS BAD LUCK. you can't wear blue, that's another zodiac sign's lucky color and not yours. you watch your wardrobe of pink (or other fun colors, I don't judge) get replaced with whatever prevalent color your zodiac sign is supposed to wear for the day. you once swore that once you hit a certain age, you'd start wearing what you wanted and you watch that promise get slowly eroded.

wear silk underwear on friday. donate specifically on saturdays because THAT INCREASES YOUR LUCK (not for the sake of donating because other people need it). don't bleed on fridays (that's an offering to whatever devil exists now). today's lucky color is yellow and grey. you sullenly pull grey out of your wardrobe, and your mother asks what you're wearing is yellow. you snap and ask why the fuck a color is luckier than another color now. she tells you to not argue because now you're both going to be late for work, but fine. fine! just wear grey today, then! the moment remains in your mind. pinpricks of guilt burn before you dose them with anger.

you miss the days your mother was more catholic than whatever it is she is now. an amalgamation of that and whatever astrology has ruined her. for a brief second you wonder if this was what the church meant when they said 'astrology came from the devil'. you then remember the numerous other things the church calls evil, and you settle for the fact that even twice a day, a broken clock is right.

you sigh and one morning, tell your mother you want to go into hellenism, in a last ditch attempt to hopefully fall under the shelter of gods that will protect you from whatever this is (you remember how a woman ran into a temple for safety, and depending on the mythos you read, was either blessed or cursed for this).

your mother later asks you if jesus is still the main deity you worship.

#and if i can't find that tome ill write it! i dont give a shit!

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has anybody's parent ever been dependent on astrology? sure there's the sun, moon and rising signs. sure you've maybe got a whole house chart planned out, because you know the time you were born. you hear somebody was born today and you go 'oh i so knew you were a Virgo/Taurus/Sagittarius', or say they have fire/water/earth/air energy! Perhaps something bad happens to you and you can blame it on mercury retrograde! Who knows! maybe you do that!

have you ever branched out into other kinds of astrology? i don't vibe with western astrology much, anymore, I'm over that. how about sidereal? they're supposed to show your TRUE self! or tropical?

or how about vedic astrology? do you know how specific they can get? oh, they have lucky numbers, percentages of luck for certain days (don't go out today, you're 20% lucky today, you're on the negative side today!), lucky colors (touch a lot of yellow today!), lucky ages too! Did you know that? TELL ME YOU WATCH THE OLD MAN WHO UPLOADS DAILY AND LISTS YOUR LUCKY COLORS.

let's go deeper into vedic astrology and how safe it is to depend on it! maybe your parent wants to wear lucky colors. you should too! it's good for you. in fact, you need it. have you ever complained about anything? that's because you didn't wear your lucky color. be careful with work today, the stars say communication issues will happen.

lucky colors lucky colors lucky colors YOU CAN'T WEAR BLACK. THAT COLOR ATTRACTS BAD LUCK. you can't wear blue, that's another zodiac sign's lucky color and not yours. you watch your wardrobe of pink (or other fun colors, I don't judge) get replaced with whatever prevalent color your zodiac sign is supposed to wear for the day. you once swore that once you hit a certain age, you'd start wearing what you wanted and you watch that promise get slowly eroded. This happens for years and you can watch.

wear silk underwear on friday. donate specifically on saturdays because THAT INCREASES YOUR LUCK (not for the sake of donating because other people need it). don't bleed on fridays (that's an offering to whatever devil exists now). today's lucky color is yellow and grey. you sullenly pull grey out of your wardrobe, and your mother asks what you're wearing is yellow. you snap and ask why the fuck a color is luckier than another color now. she tells you to not argue because now you're both going to be late for work, but fine. fine! just wear grey today, then! the moment remains in your mind. pinpricks of guilt burn before you dose them with anger.

you miss the days your mother was more catholic than whatever it is she is now. an amalgamation of that and whatever astrology has ruined her. for a brief second you wonder if this was what the church meant when they said 'astrology came from the devil'. you then remember the numerous other things the church calls evil, and you settle for the fact that even twice a day, a broken clock is right.

you sigh and one morning, tell your mother you want to go into hellenism, in a last ditch attempt to hopefully fall under the shelter of gods that will protect you from whatever this is (you remember how a woman ran into a temple for safety, and depending on the mythos you read, was either blessed or cursed for this).

your mother later asks you if jesus is still the main deity you worship.

#personal #anyway im going through it #realizing that despite all my eccentricities im super normal for someone going through the SHIT i do #a quarter through writing this and i went 'maybe im in a cult' #congratulations to my mother of all people who did not need a cult to indoctrinate her at all that's got to be a fucking first in history #all of these are personal experiences. all of this was said. all of this all of this has happened. i think im incredibly... #nobody can ever call me weak anymore. looking at this and having gone through this for years #i think i am anything but weak #anti astrology

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English added by me :)

#it actually sounds a biiiiit close to the canto pronunciation #more lei instead of ni #ho instead of hao #now im not saying anything but #*rolls down ppt and all it shows is 'teach crows how to say DLLMPK'* #i am not taking questions. only funding

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#cos team shenanigans #going to forward this to my cosplay team. our heavy has infected both our engineers with warhammer 40k

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Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it

#loonchtime chronicles #mr b i hope ya doin well out there

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James T Kirk and his unbearable urge to jump on men

#oh my god #star trek #i don't go here. i thought because of the purple outfits and red-toned hair #that this was two tamaraneans embracing each other #dc #spirk is always cute tho!!!!

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#muttered 'what the hell is didideeddy da day da do do #then the beat set itself and the music automatically started playing in my head #i would vote llama song tho! #i didn't watch any...animatifs #but just the series of images #i listened to it the other week and found that i coukd still sing it from memory #i remember being 7 and going wonder what this means. maybe there's a hidden message that I'll find out when I'm older #well 7 year old larval stage me! there truly was nothing! good on you for trying to see things where there are none but there truly was none

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Had a debate with a friend and now I gotta know

please reblog for larger sample size, my friend bet me no one would say Gimli and I wanna prove her wrong

#i see they put another LOTR character so i suppose that's where elrond will go

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paul dano sketcharoo (PLEASE BRING BACK THE DANONATIONN)

mook sketchy coming soon^^

#fuckin brian #ITS THE BURGER BOYFRIEND

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#bless u for even trying #i went straight to the pirate grahnd

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

#you jest but this is the plot of the mlp horror fic WHITE

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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

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#i gotta vote #but do I really #pause #okay if i genuinely had to consider this #why would I think? i don't even NEED to think bro south park all the way #YES its flawed YES it was era-appropriate which makes it questionable to watch today and YES there are episodes that weren't- #-even era appropriate but #hazbin? hazbin hotel? really? #even if you held helluva boss up to me #it was cool it was great and queer relationships were treated normally in there. i will give them that! #but south park. #*lets out disgruntled 'i know' noise* #edited to add: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK #I VOTED #NO SHITTIN THIS REALLY IS LIKE THE AMERICAN ELECTIONS

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do it for her (your thirteen year old self)

#she would be... #hmm. would she like the me of today? she made mistakes and didn't know how much there was to look forward to #but oh she still has a lot! in the future! don't grieve my ammonite there is still yet pain and joy to see #i do not want to be 13 again but what i would give. to give her a bit of peace and security that it'll b #it'll all be okay

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why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr

The most humbling thing that's ever happened to me is someone thinking it's more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.

#cos team shenanigans

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#ohoho