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Days when I could still feel alive.
How I got here, I have no idea.
I'll get back to 50 shades when I have the right Rick Grimes reaction images.
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I haven’t watched the talking dead since around the middle of last season... But in memoriam is still a thing?
Oh boy...
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“ His words are my undoing, and I explode, magnificently, mind-numbingly, into a million pieces around him, and he follows calling out my name. ”
What’s the female equivalent of a two pump chump? Three thrust crust?
I'll go with that.
#50 shades of shit#I guess you sucking his dick and him kissing each of your breasts is all you need#so that when you're presented with the 'magnificent' D#boom goes the dynamite
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I finally got off (or on) my ass and wrote out that little drabble idea I’ve had forever.
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"What now, Anastasia?"
"Kiss me," I whisper.
"Where?"
"You know where."
"Where?"
Oh, he's taking no prisoners. Embarrassed I quickly point at the apex of my thighs, and he grins wickedly. I close my eyes, mortified, but at the same time beyond aroused.
You wanna get tongue punched in the fart box, no shame in that. Just be open and honest with your lover, things are so much better that way.
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“ I bite my lip as desire for this beautiful man seizes me with a vengeance, igniting my blood, shallowing my breath, pooling below my waist. ”
I have to admit though, not a lot of main characters are written with issues of incontinence. Sadly this isn’t the case, it’s just shit writing.
#50 shades of shit#'he's making me wetter than my socks after a 3 mile run in the rain with old trainers'
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“ Everything south of my waistline clenches. ”
Trying to be sexy and ending up reminding me of a thigh cramp =/
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“ I am still mad at him - his stalking knows no bounds, and it dawns on me that this is how he knew about the e-mail being monitored at SIP. He probably knows more about SIP than I do. The thought is unsavory. ”
I can’t believe I’m about to defend Christian Grey. But if you’re a business minded person, you’re probably going to do some research on any company you buy, even if it’s just to watch over someone else, or does Ana think the real world runs on Monopoly rules? Buy everything blindly and charge them money for standing on your property.
And pretty much every email you send through your work email is monitored, for good reason. I know everyone’s terrified of phone calls any way, but they’re recorded and sometimes monitored too. If you want to do some dodgy shit, your employer probably doesn’t want to get dragged into it and have your shit ruining their shit.
*sigh*
Look, I enjoy purposefully not moving out of any hipster’s way when they physically can’t pull their eyes away from their phone in public as much as the next gal, but you’re at work. Sext on your own time, Ana.
#50 shades of shit#she literally says in the next line 'I'm a grown up - sort of -'#well bitch at least you're admitting it
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Lucas Sinclair, the first character in the history of moving pictures to remember they have legs to fight with when someone has them pinned against a wall.
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“ I glance up at Jack who is mentally assessing the fine specimen of manhood in front of him. ”
‘Fine specimen’ HA. Look, I know attractiveness is subjective, and I’m sure there are many people who fap the night away to Christian. But in the movie, Jack is at least played with creeper charisma.
Like yeah both these guys will potentially chain you up in their basement given the chance. But, only one of them uses that ‘knife twisting in my dark soul’ bullshit, stay away from those ones.
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“ This iPad, these songs, these apps - he cares. He really cares. ”
Because why put in the emotional time to prove your commitment to someone when you can throw money at the problem?
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“ The waiter is back. Briskly he places our plates in front of us and scuttles away. ”
Aye, and Christian’s been a five star cunt to him so far, so you’re about to eat a real special glaze on that steak.
#50 shades of shit#We have these thing in Scotland#they're called manners#I know the rest of the world and Edinburgh is yet to catch on but...#maybe some day
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“ "You said you'd never leave, yet the going gets tough and you're out the door."
"When did I say I'd never leave?"
"In your sleep. It was the most comforting thing I'd heard in so long, ”
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“ I behaved stupidly, and you... So did you. Why didn't you safe word, Anastasia?" His tone changes, becoming accusatory. ”
Yeah, we were clearly in a relationship with an imbalance of power and you wanted more than I did. I was only causing you pain you got nothing good out of, why didn’t you use the safeword I mentioned few times in passing and you barely knew anything about, what’s wrong with you?
What. A. Dick.
#50 shades of shit#then he asks 'how can I trust you'#MATE YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND BDSM#you whippy - she no likey - you stop...y
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“ He's scowling, and I realise it's because I'm in Jose's arms. So in a very calculating move, I wrap my arms around Jose's neck. I think Christian is going to expire. His glare darkens to something quite sinister, and slowly he makes his way toward us. ”
I know I’m just old fashioned, but I really love it when there’s trust in my relationship. OH WAIT, they’re not even back together yet ¬_¬
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“ Gray burning eyes, his lost look, his hair burnished and bright all haunt me. And the music... so much music - I cannot bear to hear any music. I am careful to avoid it at all costs. Even the jingles in commercials make me shudder. ”
I’m laughing now, but this is only page one.
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