theredhotshot

[theredhotshot]

(different anon)

I keep forgetting you're like 27 and not a middle schooler bro

@tyrianludaship

I am a grown ass man, I have a job???

#asks

[theredhotshot]

Hello scout, its my birthday.

I am becoming old :[

Yikes man, sorry for bein so late, but Happy birthday! It's no biggie, trust. I'm like...what, 27 now? Still handsome as eva.

#asks

[theredhotshot]

*looks tall scout up and down*

yea, i could take ya

and not in a fight

Ya I've heard it before, come on, bring it!

#asks

[theredhotshot]

lets go take ibuprofen together bbg ❤️

🫴

#asks #team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 scout

[theredhotshot]

dude. Bro. I think I love you bro... I'll give you a bucket of chicken if you marry me.

I love me too, sure

#asks

[theredhotshot]

I feel stupid but I panicked when the Item Issue was happening because I have Archimedes equipped on my medic and my ass went "Holy shit his bird is gone where is his bird" and I can only imagine how bad it would be for him.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #scoutposting is back baby

[theredhotshot]

Who’s ur least favorite merc and WHY

Damn... Spy. He just ain't got a sense of brotherhood, know what I'm saying? There ain't room for someone like that on this team.

#asks

[theredhotshot]

Updated the intro post.

#ooc

[theredhotshot]

What’s ur favorite pronoun

I'm a dude, dude. I love bein' a dude. Dude is me.

#scout misunderstands the question #as per usual #asks

[theredhotshot]

Hey Scout! Can I request a bat to hit TERFs with?

The hells a terf.. I mean if it involves hittin people then have at it!

#scouts bat acquired #asks

[theredhotshot]

hey, I'm that guy that asked if I could send over fanart, here ya' go bud!

Do your worst, or ya' best. Do whatever the hell you want with it. It's all yours.

Hoo brother.. no man, I love dis. It's amazing man, I love ya Arstyle!

#nani!? #its been abbit since i saw rhat meme last #scout was drawn! #yay!

[theredhotshot]

Prettiest of boys, okay so turns out I'm NOT dead, and never will be, I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me, I've just been taking a break for personal reasons, but i'm back now, so yay, you better have been brushing your teeth while I was away, we still have that dentist appointment on May 23rd, remember? Now, come here! *she tackle hugs him, despite being shorter than him, she nearly knocks him over*

-🍄

(hi pookie, i'm aliveee)

I did brush my teeth alright, dey're slightly less yello' than usual

Yo, miss, you got some serious leverage for someone as short as you are! but Whoa, we're gettin' kinda close there, huh?

#asks #mushroom anon!

[theredhotshot]

Just be yourself. Despite what others may say, you are a very charming guy. Just try not to force yourself to be someone else. Let Ms. Pauling get to know you, not the Scout. - Chef Anon

Oh, haha. I know which post you're referring to buddy and ya misunderstood, I got the situation sorted though

#accepting my inner scout

[theredhotshot]

is it okay if I send fanart over? I don't wanna make you feel weird if I do so I'm asking first. (I like your stuff btw. Keep it up!)

Aw man, yeah sure hit me with it! We love fanart ere,, no seriously, do it, and thanks buddy

#ooc? #i think #asks

[theredhotshot]

SEND DUDED

Go to the other guy, he has an onlymanns

#asks #team fortress 2

[theredhotshot]

Favorite account ngl

blog rulez

i forgor to write this when i started so

there are no rules

boston is the BEST

we do not talk about fight club

ok that is all give me asks now

#considering quitting when it gets active enough #theres no space for the both of us and he's clearly superior #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #scout tf2 #ask him stuff!! go on!

[theredhotshot]

Scout I ate a lightbulb. What do I do?

Do I look like a medic to you

@anotherbloodiedbonesaw YO DOC, WE GOT A MORON IN ISLE FOUR.

#asks