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if she accidentally pushed her arms a bit too far her entire body would start shaking and she'd experience physical sensations she's never felt before

lena kelley does NOT do regular stretches. she works for upwards of 8 hours every night and barely moves. i need to save her

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #lena kelley #tmagp headcanons #tmagp shitpost

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tbh my reaction to lena's appearances so far was just "hmm.. odd.. what is your deal" but im reading your lenaposting and nodding and considering ... perhaps i WILL become invested in her. lena what is your deal (affectionate)

yes...haha...YES!!!

#once again picture me as the sickos guy #tmagp #the magnus protocol #lena kelley

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lena kelley does NOT do regular stretches. she works for upwards of 8 hours every night and barely moves. i need to save her

#physicians hate her!!! physicians can get in line because almost everybody hates her #tmagp #the magnus protocol #lena kelley #tmagp headcanons #tmagp shitpost

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are you a mechs fan. if not i think you would like nastya.

i am literally such a nastya kinnie she's literally me

#the mechanisms #the mechs #nastya rasputina

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there are two wolves inside you. one wants to imagine gwendolyn bouchard as a pathetic wet sock. the other wants to imagine her as a jaw-droppingly hot woman. you are a sapphic tmagp fan.

#im a straight up dyke and all i can picture her as is a plain stereotypical rich girl what does this mean. what does this say about me #the magnus protocol #tmagp #gwendolyn bouchard

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what i think oiar employees listen to at work:

alice - welcome to nightvale

sam - white noise or r&b playlists

gwen - malevolent

colin - death metal

lena - the scp foundation database

celia - the magnus archives

#prev uaagghh encouraging me to get more self-indulgent w/ it...i resisted the urge to make all of them just fiction podcasts i like BUT #sam would loove woe.begone #alice would probably like camp here & there #lena would also like unknown signal catalogue

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God hates to see a girlboss winning so she gifted Jane Prentiss with bipolar disorder (as an anon with bpd)

yknow what? yeah. i believe it

#tma #the magnus archives #jane prentiss

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oh yeah i should probably clarify

"one hand on the gas release from the start" uhhh huhhhh and where was your other hand. freak

#tma #the magnus archives #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #mag 160 #mag 160 spoilers #tma spoilers #jane prentiss #parasight #undescribed #no id

[thermodynamic-comedian]

what i think oiar employees listen to at work:

alice - welcome to nightvale

sam - white noise or r&b playlists

gwen - malevolent

colin - death metal

lena - the scp foundation database

celia - the magnus archives

#this post sponsored by my genuine headcanons as well as my need to include that meta punchline at the end #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp headcanons #tmagp shitpost #alice dyer #samama khalid #gwen bouchard #colin becher #lena kelley #celia ripley

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Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

#frey's comedy tag

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"one hand on the gas release from the start" uhhh huhhhh and where was your other hand. freak

#i feel like i need to apologize for posting this #but i wont #tma #the magnus archives #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #mag 160 #mag 160 spoilers #tma spoilers #jane prentiss #parasight #(< implied) #undescribed #no id

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YES.

headcanon that lena absolutely loves the sounds any and all machines make. from the soft whirring of a computer's fan to the loud buzzing and of a printer. basically every noise that colin hates. every single time she's alone and wearing headphones, she'll press a part of the headphones against a running laptop to hear the electricity running through it.

#okay so here's my vision right #celia knows who chester and norris are #alice regularly flirts with fr3-d1 #colin is. in some sort of love/hate relationship with it i bet. #sam's new to all this and eager to learn exactly how the computer works #gwen working with it slowly and carefully #lena having a. basically established relationship with fr3-d1 at this point. #she knows the system deeply and is maybe even kind of a part of it or can communicate with it somehow #(she knew gwen would be getting the bonzo statement soon) #i just. have this vivid image of her alone in a dark room #wrapping her hands and fingers around wires. maybe the wires reciprocate and tangle around her naturally #pressing her head against the comforting heat and buzzing

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everytime I see you post my first thought is "oh wow theres that one tumblrian. what does this curiously gay tumblrian have to say now. And then I see a based take and I'm like "WOW PLEASE SHUT YOUR MOUTH BUT AT THE SAME TIME KEEP GOING"

thank you thats the vibe im going for teehee

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every single tmagp character is objectum to me. i don't know why. it's just. all of them. to me

headcanon that lena absolutely loves the sounds any and all machines make. from the soft whirring of a computer's fan to the loud buzzing and of a printer. basically every noise that colin hates. every single time she's alone and wearing headphones, she'll press a part of the headphones against a running laptop to hear the electricity running through it.

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i just want lena kelley to fucking snap but at the same time she seems like she just needs to have one good cry before she can even consider reclaiming her anger.

#we need an episode where she bawls her eyes out and then on the next one she screams. and curses. and bites and. and. i just need her to b #consumed by anger. i #the desire to put that poor punching bag of a woman in situations #<- YEAHH U GET IT #she deserves TWO very different emotional breakdowns within the span of like. 4 hours at most. #first the grief and misery and hollow aching of what she's lost. shame and horror at what she's been reduced to. #and THEN the anger. the rage. #turning your tear-filled eyes up for the first time and seeing the people in charge of you. the people responsible for all your pain. #and feeling the pain burn up inside you into something violent. #etc etc

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MMMMMMM DO YOU HAPPEN TO JOJO?

no but i knew a guy once who was real into it. he was cool he looked like me with shorter hair

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sigh. jjba? jojos bizzare adventure?

whhat does this mean anon

#are you asking if i know what it is or. cuz i do.