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Not enough people talking about the fact that in Fortnight Taylor says she wants to kill her cheating husband and Post tells her to move to Florida, and then in Florida!! Florence tells her that no one will ask questions if her cheating husband disappears…

#the tortured poets department #taylor swift

[theshippirate22]

Next character from Willablues- Taylor!

I love her whole aesthetic sm ❤️

Credits to @theshippirate22 for the character 😁

#HER!!! #SHES SO BEAUTIFUL #IM GOING FERAL #AGHHHH #willablues

[theshippirate22]

the midwest princess!

#CHAPPELL!!! #MY WOMAN!!! #fanart #reblogs

[theshippirate22]

Eliza pushed her salad around with her fork and leaned mischievously over the table toward him. "I like her," she whispered conspiratorially.

Hunter cocked an eyebrow. "Okay."

"No," She emphasized. "I like her."

He froze. A million thoughts went rushing through his head simultaneously and caused some sort of delay. Eventually, he said dejectedly, "C'mon, E."

"I'm serious. She's fun and she's cute and she can put up with your bullshit-"

He shook it off instantly. "I am way too old for her. She wouldn't want me."

Eliza smirked. "Have you told her that?"

He rolled his eyes and scrubbed his face beneath his glasses. "You're... I'm not... No, that's ridiculous. That's stupid to even think about."

"Have you? I mean, you should hear the way she talks about you... It's not ridiculous or, or stupid to her."

"I don't want to talk about it."

"Well, I do, so shut up and listen." She set her hands down authoritatively on the table. "You know, most men would kill for what you've got. You've got a girl that really likes you, she's young, she's pretty, she's smart. Fuck the age gap, she doesn't care, I promise. It's really not that bad."

"I am nine years older than her. I was born in a different century. I have played video games older than her."

Eliza rolled her eyes this time. "You're right. Why would she ever want your stubborn ass? Fine, die alone and give up the best thing that's ever happened to you. See what I care." She pushed away from the table and stood up.

“Eliza! Come on, don't..."

"See you later, Hunter." She put her hands on his shoulders long enough to kiss his temple before she went off.

Hunter rubbed the tense spot between his eyebrows beneath his glasses.

And, in his annual moment of obedience, texted Lyn.

Wanna get Panda and watch Beetlejuice?

The response came almost instantly.

Can’t tonight :) I’m going out with Ben

Hunter wasn’t sure what he wanted but it wasn’t that. His stomach dropped.

“Fuck,” He mumbled, flipping his phone face down so he didn’t have to look at it another second.

#willablues #table salt

[theshippirate22]

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT (Steve Harrington's Version)

DO NOT COPY/EDIT/REPOST

#steve harrington #stranger things #reblogs #AJXBEJXKSJE #ITS SO HIM CODED #AGHHHH #the tortured poets department

[theshippirate22]

person who takes the majority of hits for their team, not because they're necessarily more durable than the rest of them, but because they think they deserve it more

#steve harrington coded #stranger things #reblogs

[theshippirate22]

@your-stranger-halfblood-things Theo you’re so right Lyn is an outlier and should not have been counted

Lyn: there are two types of people in this world. People who love Hunter, and Hunter

#willablues #table salt

[theshippirate22]

Lyn: there are two types of people in this world. People who love Hunter, and Hunter

#willablues #table salt

[theshippirate22]

Hunter: Yeah, hi, how can I help?

Patient: I’m looking for something over the counter that can help with chest pain.

Hunter: Okay, what’s causing it?

Patient: Um probably that I do too many drugs

Hunter:

Patient:

Hunter, scrubbing his face exasperatedly: *sigh* Okay…

#real conversation i witnessed today #deadass #willablues

[theshippirate22]

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE GOOD OMENS AMAZON COMMERCIAL????!!! WE ARE THE TARGET AUDIENCE OF THAT SHIT ISTG

#good omens #amazon commercial

[theshippirate22]

I love looking at clothes on pinterest and immediately remembering aziracrow

(I know I didn't make the clothes perfectly, but I still liked this art)

#KJSAHFKDJANSDKJNA #not to be a lesbian by oh my god #good omens #fanart #reblogs #ineffable wives #ineffable lesbians

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Caleb: Don’t worry, no one wants to lick you

Hunter: Wait why not????? What do they have against me???

Hunter: I don't feel safe around tall people

Lyn: Why not?

Hunter: What if they, like, lick my head?

@theshippirate22 your characters are in my head

#willablues #it’s very him #so obsessed with this #you’re iconic theo

[theshippirate22]

PASSED MY TEST YALL WE ARE DOWN TO CLOWN

Taylor: isn’t your PTCB today?

Lyn: Yep!

Taylor: …And you’re not freaking out about it? Seems unlike you

Lyn: It’ll be fine!

Taylor: Are you ill??? What have you done with Lyn?

Lyn: No, really. I’m okay.

Taylor: How?? This is so weird

Lyn: Hunter said I would be fine and he’s my emotional validation male sooooo

Taylor:

Lyn:

Taylor: I hope you fail

#shut up jay #willablues

[theshippirate22]

Taylor: isn’t your PTCB today?

Lyn: Yep!

Taylor: …And you’re not freaking out about it? Seems unlike you

Lyn: It’ll be fine!

Taylor: Are you ill??? What have you done with Lyn?

Lyn: No, really. I’m okay.

Taylor: How?? This is so weird

Lyn: Hunter said I would be fine and he’s my emotional validation male sooooo

Taylor:

Lyn:

Taylor: I hope you fail

#willablues #table salt #wish me luck on my test today 🤞🤞

[theshippirate22]

Hunter “Who’s afraid of little old me” Stevens 🤝 Lyn “I Can Do It With A Broken Heart” Lexie

#willablues #table salt #taylor swift #the to #the tortured poets department

[theshippirate22]

Another Willablues character, Lyn.

I'm basically obsessed with the characters right now, thanks @theshippirate22 😄

#willablues #AGHHHHHHHH #I LOVE HER SO MUCH #IM UNWELL #YOU'RE THE GREATEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD #!!!!!

[theshippirate22]

Later that day, Guilty as Sin? starts playing randomly on one of Lee's playlists and Kelly and Taylor body-slam each other rushing to skip it, which is met with Hunter and Lyn standing over them laughing hysterically (he has no idea- he never will)

fyi Lyn, Kelly and Taylor drove back to Willablues in Lyn’s Prius after lunch with all the windows down screaming Guilty as Sin? and this exchange happened:

Lyn: I KEEP RECALLING THINGS. WE NE. VER DID. MESSY TOP LIP KISS. HOW I LONG FOR OUR TRYSTS. WITHOUT EVER TOUCHIN HIS SKIN HOW CAN I BE GUILTY AS SIN?

Kelly: YES! GET IT GIRL

Taylor: LYN GETS IT! YOU KNOW SHES- WAIT

Lyn: what?! what’s wrong?!

Taylor: Are… are you… no, please, Lyn.

Kelly: what?! what is she doing?

Taylor: Please tell me you aren’t singing about… *gag* Hunter?????

Lyn: Um…

Kelly: Oh you’ve got to be kidding

Taylor: Do you see that oncoming traffic right there

Lyn: Yeah...?

Taylor: I need you to DRIVE THE FUCK INTO IT SO I DONT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE

Kelly: IM GOING TO FUCKING THROW UP!! HUNTER??!!! FUCKING HUNTER?!

Taylor: YES FUCKING HUNTER! THATS EXACTLY WHAT SHES THINKING ABOUT

Lyn: YOURE BEING DRAMATIC

Kelly: ITS LIKE YOU WANT TO FUCK MY BROTHER

Taylor: I THINK ID RATHER SHE DID WANT TO FUCK MY BROTHER

Kelly: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

Taylor: WE HAVE GOT TO GET YOU A BOYFRIEND THIS IS SICKENING

Lyn: IM GOING TO SING IT EVEN MORE JUST TO PISS YOU ALL OFF HES NOT EVEN THAT BAD

Taylor: HES LITERALLY WORSE THAN BAD HE IS LITERALLY THE LOWEST YOU COULD GO

Kelly: IM DEFINITELY GOING TO THROW UP THERE IS STUFF COMING UP EW EW EW EW EW EW

Lyn: PLEASE HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ENGAGED TAYLOR??? KELLY, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVEN TALKED TO A MAN??? LEAVE ME ALONE

Taylor: okay we're going to restart the song and we're NOT GOING TO THINK ABOUT HUNTER

*four seconds in*

Kelly: Nope. Can't do it.

Taylor: It's ruined now

#willablues #the tortured poets department #taylor swift