struggle, push
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New WoT dream job is Ogier chiropractor. I’m not doing chiropractor shit on Ogier no I AM an Ogier and I pick you up by your ankles and jostle you until all your disc spaces pop like an Illuminator’s firecracker. I feel like if this happened to me it would fix 85% of my low back pain so by extension I’m sure it will fix yours. However results may vary because the only person who remembers how to do a randomized control trial is a Forsaken. But is it safe? No! But you can’t sue me because the last known lawyer in Randland is also a Forsaken.
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'why r you smiling at your phone' cool girls from tumblr interacting with me mind ur business
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reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from
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let the wizards rest
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While Laura's orgy joke was amazing, I keep thinking about how as soon as Matt said there were only three beds Ashley, Robbie and Liam all looked at each other and nodded because obviously they were all gonna share a bed. At this point, I think they would have shared if there were 10 beds in that room.
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universal language
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I know it was a slip of the tongue, but I can really imagine Jester making Caleb and/or Essek teleport her to random libraries all over Exandria just to draw porn in a select amount of books and then just bamphing out and repeating the process.
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Chefchaouen 2023
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i miss her so much
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