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First session of my Marshalope down, thanks for a fun day @tattoos_by_penguin ! Also, my shirt is amazing, just in case you needed another reason to be hella jelly of me. #funtimes #Marshmallow #imissthatmajesticbeast #newcattoowhodis #yourehellajelly https://www.instagram.com/p/CW9_9z5LDD5/?utm_medium=tumblr

#funtimes #marshmallow #imissthatmajesticbeast #newcattoowhodis #yourehellajelly

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This crazy ass cat got out of the house today and ran straight for the pigeon palace before ducking under the porch swing to avoid me swooping her up. Naturally, she ate some cobwebs while under there, cause she's insane 😂🙄 #chaosensues #whyyoulikethis #whatgoesoninthatheadofyours #crimes #juveniledelinquent #drapesbedrapin #Wanda #StayAtHomeCatMom #fosterfail https://www.instagram.com/p/CW6Y21ehr4C/?utm_medium=tumblr

#chaosensues #whyyoulikethis #whatgoesoninthatheadofyours #crimes #juveniledelinquent #drapesbedrapin #wanda #stayathomecatmom #fosterfail

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"Get away from my eggs lady, or imma give you such a slap!" -Laszlo "What's the hold up? Where the hell is my breakfast?!?" -Jolene These two were serving lots of attitude and zero fucks today 😂 #hangry #gimmetheseedslady #guardbird #slappetyslapslap #Laszlo #Jolene #pigeonparents #pigeonsofinstagram #StayAtHomeBirbMom https://www.instagram.com/p/CW6WxmYBwUY/?utm_medium=tumblr

#hangry #gimmetheseedslady #guardbird #slappetyslapslap #laszlo #jolene #pigeonparents #pigeonsofinstagram #stayathomebirbmom

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Sometimes, you have too many left over pies and have to eat pie for dinner. Adulting is hard. #noms #balancedmeal #adultinghellahard https://www.instagram.com/p/CW4ijVpJGMg/?utm_medium=tumblr

#noms #balancedmeal #adultinghellahard

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Cute ladies! Artemis is growing into a lovely little teenager and has become Wanda's little protégé in crime. She's not as skilled as Wanda when it comes to the delinquent arts, but she still has her drape moments 😂 #cutiepies #sisters #littlesister #bigsister #juveniledelinquent #drapesbedrapin #housepanther #Wanda #Artemis #MotherOfBlackCats #StayAtHomeCatMom https://www.instagram.com/p/CW37-XXBhXP/?utm_medium=tumblr

#cutiepies #sisters #littlesister #bigsister #juveniledelinquent #drapesbedrapin #housepanther #wanda #artemis #motherofblackcats #stayathomecatmom

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Turkey day at the plague house. Only we don't eat turkey cause that shit's gross 😂 #noms #plaguetimes #stillgottaeat https://www.instagram.com/p/CWuV39elAvg/?utm_medium=tumblr

#noms #plaguetimes #stillgottaeat

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Fresh out of pumpkin pie, but these pumpkin pop tarts are pretty damn great. So there ya go. #noms #butreallyprettygreat #tastytreats https://www.instagram.com/p/CWsC8E0rCm1/?utm_medium=tumblr

#noms #butreallyprettygreat #tastytreats

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Set my alarm this morning, woke up and immediately turned it back off. I don't know what I'm currently incubating, but it's gross and no one wants it. Finally climbed out of bed to feed the pets and post up on the couch only to discover that Wanda has finally decided to use the bubble bed! I've had this little perch up for months now and no one has ever curled up in it. We have success! Good job, kitty ❤ #socute #bubbleperch #windowseat #naptime #Wanda #StayAtHomeCatMom #fosterfail https://www.instagram.com/p/CWqyQHVPh0H/?utm_medium=tumblr

#socute #bubbleperch #windowseat #naptime #wanda #stayathomecatmom #fosterfail

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I drank so many fluids today guys! Tea, water, an arnie palmie, even some orange juice. I hate orange juice, but I heart my sweet ass mug. #somanyfluids #onmydeathbed #soplague #datchonchontho https://www.instagram.com/p/CWpi5STLq6J/?utm_medium=tumblr

#somanyfluids #onmydeathbed #soplague #datchonchontho

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Everyone is so stoked that I haven't left the couch today. Also discovered a really creepy kitten hickey 😂 #socreepy #happybabies #sickday #Duzen #Artemis #StayAtHomeDogMom #StayAtHomeCatMom https://www.instagram.com/p/CWo8unLpv7V/?utm_medium=tumblr

#socreepy #happybabies #sickday #duzen #artemis #stayathomedogmom #stayathomecatmom

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Woke up with a sore throat and the plague. Experienced a very traumatic covid test and decided to treat myself on the way home and back to bed, cause I deserve it 😭😂 #thismakesitbetter #butonlykinda #mypoornose #soviolated #threeknuckler (at Bober Tea USA) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWoNLm5P4R-/?utm_medium=tumblr

#thismakesitbetter #butonlykinda #mypoornose #soviolated #threeknuckler

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Tonight, I present to you a study in pictures titled "That is a Tasty Burger". The kitties have become quite enamored with my hamburguesas and are constantly carrying them around. In these photos, Artemis has carried one up onto the couch to share with me. Only, not really. #tastyslipper #thievery #thatisatastyburger #illgladlypayyoutuesdayforahamburgertoday #housepanther #Artemis #MotherOfBlackCats #StayAtHomeCatMom https://www.instagram.com/p/CWm83r7LSVf/?utm_medium=tumblr

#tastyslipper #thievery #thatisatastyburger #illgladlypayyoutuesdayforahamburgertoday #housepanther #artemis #motherofblackcats #stayathomecatmom

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Little Artemis started falling asleep while once again suckling on my neck real creepy like before deciding to snuggle up for a nap with big bro. I heart her 😂 #creepylittleweirdo #suckledrunk #whyyoulikethis #naptime #littlesister #bigbrother #housepanther #Artemis #SexPanther #MotherOfBlackCats #StayAtHomeCatMom https://www.instagram.com/p/CWjsHRXPkJN/?utm_medium=tumblr

#creepylittleweirdo #suckledrunk #whyyoulikethis #naptime #littlesister #bigbrother #housepanther #artemis #sexpanther #motherofblackcats #stayathomecatmom

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Miraculous Fred the Miracle Turtle would like you to know that he's still a bitty guy and still cute af ❤ #seriouslyfreakingcute #tinybaby #cutiesinahalfshell #threetoedboxturtle #miraclebaby #MiraculousFred https://www.instagram.com/p/CWfOeT6LycV/?utm_medium=tumblr

#seriouslyfreakingcute #tinybaby #cutiesinahalfshell #threetoedboxturtle #miraclebaby #miraculousfred

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A treasure trove of old wrestling shit was discovered today at the school, including this collection of finely tuned athletic machines 😂 I'm not gonna do any tagging, cause that takes all the fun out of if, but maybe some of you might recognize a few faces.... #thegoodolddays #highschoolwrestling https://www.instagram.com/p/CWcSAq9lS46/?utm_medium=tumblr

#thegoodolddays #highschoolwrestling

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Precious baby kitten cat ❤ #naptime #cutiepie #toebeans #housepanther #Artemis #MotherOfBlackCats #StayAtHomeCatMom https://www.instagram.com/p/CWaOEtOLAZI/?utm_medium=tumblr

#naptime #cutiepie #toebeans #housepanther #artemis #motherofblackcats #stayathomecatmom

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Yay for soup weather!! #mothafuckaimeatingsoup #noms #domesticgoddess https://www.instagram.com/p/CWZvoJxlwTP/?utm_medium=tumblr

#mothafuckaimeatingsoup #noms #domesticgoddess