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petition to make boops permanent, reblog to sign.

#we can boop through reblogs for now #boop #booop #boooop

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Why do I find quotes here that sound like they should be in a new york best seller novel

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It is time

I have been waiting all year to post this.

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Cull

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

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We’re on tumblr, of course our urls are slightly suspicious

We're on Tumblr. Of course we create pointless gimmick blogs.

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*bites you*

-@its-target-official

Owwwwww

#my poor wi- I mean arm #yes #my poor arm

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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joel loves the permit office!

#only on April fools

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Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

#boredom is a drug so I must go to a therapist #(this post is the therapist)

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I could only imagine the travesties that would ensue if the wrong person got this information…

DO NOT DO THIS!!!

If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!

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YOU hates terfs

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I think pretty well, I’m still a totally normal human being

You suddenly switch bodies with your icon. On a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the highest value) how well are you coping with that change?

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Do you know the feeling of loving a canon rewrite fic so much that you start imagining all the content if it was canon

#like the edits #the fandom would definitely be having a war over these two ships #I can see the cosplays for this exact form of the character #I can already imagine one if the characters being soft boy uwufied even though they are an extremely resilient character #ao3 fanfic #ao3 #ao3 writer #fandom

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Yummy

imagine thinking its possible to vore away fascism

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Watch this be put on tiktok with an ai generated voice and minecraft parkour in the background

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#new dynamic guys #WAIT #it’s literally pearl and scar

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Can add Etho saying “EthOwO” to the list of things that has given me extreme whiplash so far this season

#kakashi from Minecraft saying ‘Eth0w0’ was not on my 2024 bingo