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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

#ok but like this is why I refuse to think of anyone as ‘the villain of my story’ #I’m not even the ‘hero’ #things are never so simple #it’s stupid and dangerous to narrativise you life #‘we not stories we’re not actors we’re awake and in control’ #-the violence by rise against

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Portal Facts ⁽ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵘᵖ⁾:

At the end of portal 2 when GLaDOS says "killing you is hard" she means emotionally. Physically, it'd be very easy for her to kill Chell, she just hasn't been trying this whole time. Cus she's in love with her. This is true and canon ⁽ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ⁾.

#facts

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

#something stirs in the dark…

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#what a loser

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Diagrams are helpful to me

#me too

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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

#tinker what's it like struggling under the weight of your giant magnificent brain? #<- awe thank you trupie <3 #i must bear this burden as long as it is mine to bear #😔

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The stray cat and the domestic cat

#cute! #😍

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#excuse me #‘inventor’ of cunnilingus? #sure jan #a lesbian did that #fuck off ben #also I need to know if this is an actually thing he wrote lmao

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I firmly believe Saruman would be split into two roles and played by Statler and Waldorf.

I’m here for it.

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

#lotr #lord of the rings #the muppets #saruman #statler and waldorf

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Squeezing into the same seat. Fixing someone’s collar. The weight of a tired head on your shoulder. Slices of fruit. Shared knowing glances. I love you. I love you. I love you. This is all it will ever be about. This is all there is to being alive.

#i love this #🥹

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HERE ON THIS BLOG WE GIVE A FUCK!! APATHY FEEDS THE MACHINE! WE ARE ALL ABOUT LOVING AND CARING DEEPLY FOR HUMANITY HERE!

#fuck yeah! #radical empathy motherfuckers let’s goooooo!!! #😤

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Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

#he is such a brute #you can see it his eyes #/jk I love him #😻

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lucy + her loser core boyfriend mean very much to me

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How I’ve been welcoming the new Fallout fans:

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There are 3 types of Fallout players.

Oh my sweet babygirl husband let me protect and cherish you.

I know he has some strong opinions but poor man was raised by a cult and I can make him better.

What the hell did you think I hoarded all the RadAway for, bitch?!