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stan: it's always been my dream to get stabbed in a dunkin donuts.

#Stan Frederick #the record of stan frederick #sf #incorrect quotes #source: discord #stabbing /

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observer: oh that is IT dude, you are about to get it!

noah: whoa whoa wait im baby

evan, with half a sandwich in his mouth: yeah bro, thats kinda wack… hes baby, you cant do that.

#incorrect quotes #everymanhybrid #tribetwelve #source: tik tok #submission: mlmfirebrand

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noah: jus’ me and my burrito……. ahhh….

firebrand: /bites off the end that noah wasn’t eating/

noah: hey.. that wasn’t very epic gamer of you..

#tribetwelve #incorrect quotes #slenderverse #source: tik tok #submission: mlmfirebrand

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ghost alex watching adam: why am i still here? just to suffer? every day a man somewhere wakes up and decides to become a film major

#marble hornets #incorrect quotes #submission #submission: anomalous-evolution #source: tumblr

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transmeds are traitors to their trans and nonbinary siblings. dont interact with this blog, you’re not welcome here

#truscum and transmeds get off this blog!\ you arent welcome here! #mod posts.

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Jay: Why do you always act like you know everything?

Alex: BECAUSE IT’S AN UNHEALTHY COPING MECHANISM I’VE DEVELOPED DUE TO OVERWHELMING MY LACK OF SELF-ESTEEM AND I’M A FILM STUDENT!

#submission: arklie #marble hornets #incorrect quotes #submission #source: the property of hate

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bjt: hey quit your job

trench: why?

bjt: join my proxy band

#forest of 4 #incorrect quotes #source: misc #slenderverse #hjuieokjghdfs #JOIN MY PROXY BAND #submission #submission: anomalous-evolution

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amy: oh, hey alex, you’re back home early

alex: (rummaging) my friends are haunted

amy: what?

alex: (cocking a gun) my friends are haunted.

#marble hornets #incorrect quotes #slenderverse #submission: anomalous-evolution #source: twitter #submission

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noah: milo’s away for summer camp so while he’s gone i’m gonna cut the sleeves off all my shirts

kevin: why

noah: he’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

#tribetwelve #incorrect quotes #not mine.

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Habit: if youre looking for a guy with a good personality you’re in luck because I have multiple.

#source: misc #everyman hybrid #everymanhybrid #incorrect quotes #submission: sallietherpgnerd #submission

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nobody:

firebrand, standing in Noah’s doorway: Bumber Bifteen, Burger Bing Boot Bettuce. Be bast bing bou bant bin bour Burger Bing burger bis bomeone’s boot bungus. But bas bit burns bout, bat bight be bhat bou bet. Ba bourbanner buploaded ba bhoto banonymously bo bhe bite bowcasing bis beet bin ba blastic bin bof bettuce. Bith bhe batement: “Bhis bis bhe bettuce bou beat bat Burger Bing.” Badmittedly, bhe bad bhoes bon.

But bhat’s beven borse.

Bhe bost bent bive bat beleven birtyeight PM bon Buly Bixteenth, band ba bere bwenty binutes bater, bhe Burger Bing bin buestion bas balerted bo bhe bogue bemployee. Bat beast, BI bope bhe’s bogue. Bow bid bit bappen? Bell, bhe BK bemployee badn’t bemoved bhe Bexif Bata brom bhe buploaded bhoto, bich buggested bhe bulprit bas bomewhere bin Bayfield Beights, Bohio. Bhis bas bat Beleven-Bortyseven. Bhree binutes bater bat Beleven-Bifty, bhe Burger Bing branch baddress bas bosted bith bishes bof bappy bunemployment. Bive binutes bater, bhe bews bation bas bontacted by banother Bourchanner. Band bhree binutes bater, bat Beleven-Biftyeight, ba bink bas bosted: BK’s “Bell bus babout bus” bonline borum. Bhe boot bhoto, botherwise bown bas bexhibit BA, bas battached. Bleveland Bene Bagazine bontacted bhe BK bin buestion bhe bext bay. Bhen buestioned, bhe breakfast bhift banager baid “Boh, BI bow bho bhat bis. Bhe’s betting bired.” Bystery bolved, by Bourchan. Bow be ban ball bo back bo beating bour bast bood bin beace.

noah: please leave me alone

#tribetwelve #i hate this. #incorrect quotes #source: misc #rbd.

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Noah: god is a 19 yr old viner, and i am a screaming, plastic, yellow chicken that he beats with various objects for the amusement of the internet

#tribetwelve #incorrect quotes #slenderverse #source: misc #submission: trans-noahmaxwell #submission

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op please tell me what john mulaney skit thats from

its from kid gorgeous! its roughly at minute 57. i have no idea what its actually called, though :

#mod posts. #hextalker #Asked and Received

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Vinny: so, do you think, in davinci’s the last supper… Jesus. Of NAZARETH.. is sitting in front of a turkey? Noah: uh, yeah. why? Vinny: Thank you for your honesty. Follow-up question, what do you think they’re celebrating? Noah: Ok, I get it, it’s because I wasn’t raised Catholic, and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t- Vinny: What are they celebrating? Noah: … THANKSGIVING…

#everyman hybrid #everymanhybrid #tribetwelve #source: john mulaney #incorrect quotes #submission #submission: trans-noahmaxwell

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Noah: I thought you died

Mr. Scars: Yeah but I got better

#tribetwelve #submission: arklie #incorrect quotes #source: lucifer #submission

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jay: no one pays me to be stupid. i’m stupid for free and i think that’s very brave of me.

#marble hornets #incorrect quotes #slenderverse #source: tumblr #submission: anomalous-evolution #submission

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cucumber: (is there)

hoody: (is so startled he spring-launches himself 5 feet straight up) 

#marble hornets #source: youtube #incorrect quotes #slenderverse #submission: anomalous-evolution #submission