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Yamame: Hi! We brought you some frozen yogurt.
Parsee: Why? You know, frozen yogurt doesn't solve all the world's problems!
Yuugi, to Yamame: I told you to bring donuts!
#source: victorious#incorrect touhou quotes#touhou project#yamame kurodani#parsee mizuhashi#yuugi hoshiguma
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How about you try "stanning" your local library?
Keine
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Byakuren: Check this out, girls. [shows off motorcycle outfit] Pretty dope, huh?
Ichirin: Yeah, it definitely makes me think of dope.
Byakuren: Hey, you can appreciate someone's fashion sense without endorsing their drug abuse!
Ichirin: Yeah, but it's kinda hard to separate the two when the fashion sense was a result of the drug abuse.
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Rinnosuke: I'm genuinely surprised you haven't gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Yukari: Nat 20 Charisma.
Rinnosuke: That is NOT how that works-
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Sanae: Let's watch Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
Kogasa: Okay!
Sanae: And make out during the scary parts.
Kogasa: Th- the scary parts. Of Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
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Remilia: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.
Patchouli: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?
#source: the grim adventures of billy and mandy#remilia scarlet#patchouli knowledge#incorrect touhou quotes#touhou project
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[during the events of Subterranean Animism]
Suika: We're kind of missing something, girls.
Aya: Cohesion? Teamwork? A general sense of what we're doing?
Yukari: And Reimu's underground.
Suika: Oh, and that, yeah.
#source: sovietwomble#suika ibuki#aya shameimaru#yukari yakumo#incorrect touhou quotes#touhou project
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Sagume: I wanna let you all know...
Sagume: I have good news.
[everyone explodes]
Sagume: [laughing] It worked!
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Junko: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Clownpiece: Burn the house down.
Junko: And what did you do?
Clownpiece: I made dinner.
Junko:
Clownpiece:
Junko: And burnt the house down.
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Seiga: I want you to kill this person and make it look like an accident.
Yoshika: Say no more.
[Later]
Kasen: Looks like the murderer beat the victim to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet.
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Mokou, having just punched Kaguya in the stomach: You ready to go out?
Kaguya: Sure. Do you mind if I go piss a little blood first?
Mokou: Please, by all means.
Kaguya: Thanks.
#source: the whole nine yards#fujiwara no mokou#kaguya houraisan#incorrect touhou quotes#touhou project
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Fortunately, I have stupid sexy little bitch disease so I never understand anything you guys are talking about.
Sekibanki
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Mamizou: Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
Nazrin: You're going to get chocolate.
Mamizou: No, Nazrin, that's not-
Nazrin: You're gonna get choCOLATES.
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Yuyuko: What up? I'm back.
Yukari: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.
Yuyuko: Death is a social construct.
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Satori: I lost Koishi.
Rin: How did you LOSE Koishi?!
Satori: To be fair, she is very small.
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Sumireko: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Kokoro: It's not water.
Sumireko: Vodka! I like your sty-
Kokoro: It's vingar.
Sumireko: ...What?
Kokoro: It's vinegar, PUSSY.
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Reimu: Cirno, I never doubted you for a moment!
Cirno: Thank you, Miss Shrine Maiden. You're lying, though, right?
Reimu: Oh, yes. I doubted you very strongly.
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