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Well, that replying female Facebook friend of mine has BIG tits... So, of course she doesn't do small cocks like mine... But, come to think of it, even women with small tits don't do small cocks like mine!
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trentbent069 6 days
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She surprisingly just followed me on FetLife... She who is for the long cocks of real men only... And definitely not for the micro-short virgin-for-life cock that I was burdened with from birth... Because, even though she resides in Antarctica, she is as hot as Hell and so way too good for my maggot penile nothingness that will sexually be left out in the cold forever... And 21, eh...? Well, then, maybe she just wants the key to the door of my penile chastity cage... To lock me up for the remainder of my sad cherry life inside it, and so to ensure I never overstep my forced virginal mark and laughingly come on to the sex-goddess like of her... But, no issue there, and I know my place out of a closet that isn't hers...
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trentbent069 6 days
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Let's Talk TV About Sex
Last night, there was a live chat on Talk TV about the fear of coming out as gay... Hey, I'm not scared at all! And I'm just forced "gay" by default of no woman wanting a bar of my micro-penis inadequacy, and so having no other coital option other than a long real-man manhood up my arse... So, yeah, for me, that three-letter G-word is an acronym which stands for "Girl-Anathema You"... And so I'm happy (the traditional meaning of gay) to phone into the station to tell everyone, and anyone, that I'm content in the only coital choice of me subserviently lube-sucking a decent-sized cock and then submissively bending over to take its full alpha-male semen load up my willing ass crack... I'd even willingly guest naked on the station to prove what a repulsive-looking sexual loser I am in my inability to ever lose my penile virginity...
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trentbent069 14 days
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Tumblr's Turn To Cry...With Laughter... 馃ぃ
So I've come to the climatic conclusion that I need to get it off my chest to my whole family that I'll never get to climax cum inside a woman who won't ever allow me to help get her bra off HER chest... I've been lying to them for too long that I'm regularly getting to fuck a woman... So I'm going to organise an outing birthday party with me in my repulsively unattractive birthday suit, including the guest whose vagina was the only one I was ever allowed inside of up until my birth date, with the best Champagne to symbolise the ejaculatory "popping of a cork" that I will never get to celebrate in my entire penile cherry life... But on the list of gifts, wanted by the non-god's-gift-to-women I am, I'm going to include a blow-up doll to publicly display to them the only "woman" I stand a chance of sex with...
Party games will include a version of "pin the tail on the donkey" and the most attractive male-stripper guest being stripped naked, by the most attractive female guest, to rub it in even more how pathetic-looking the fat-ass I am in the penile department compared to him being hung like one of those equine creatures... And also my own version of pass the parcel, among female-only guests and the winner getting to open up a pack of condoms in which to enjoy party sex with the horse-sized stud...
And party tunes will include the follow-up song to It's My Party... But it's the turn of EVERY attending guest to laugh at my naked sexual worthlessness I accept and don't cry at...
And not to forget the party food and a COCKtail sausages on a stick - to replicate all the stick my forgettable COCKtail-sausage-sized maggot inadequacy will have to endure during the celebration of my enforced celibate lifestyle...
But first, I need to find a man to knock me up a specially designed wooden closet... In which I can enter fully dressed but exit fully undressed with a full-glory view of what is displaying its own naturally infertile blank-firing "wood" of no good to knock a woman up and so not requiring the winning packaged sheaths for another reason other than I won't ever be permitted the safe sex to need them...
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trentbent069 19 days
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A positive increase this week for me in my financial income means a negative increase (due to me being able to afford more food) in the bulbous size of my disgustingly obese jelly belly - that's pictured to put YOU off YOUR food... But, of course, still meaning no increase in my virgin cocktail sausage beneath it, and so still stunted in the revolting shade of what vomit-inducingly lies directly above it... So, my bank balance may be healthier, but I'll still need to rely on my fantasy wank bank as the only "sex" my maggot penis piece of shit will ever get to experience in its forever loser cherry life...
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trentbent069 27 days
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Tumblr's Turn To Cry...With Laughter... 馃ぃ
So I've come to the climatic conclusion that I need to get it off my chest to my whole family that I'll never get to climax cum inside a woman who won't ever allow me to help get her bra off HER chest... I've been lying to them for too long that I'm regularly getting to fuck a woman... So I'm going to organise an outing birthday party with me in my repulsively unattractive birthday suit, including the guest whose vagina was the only one I was ever allowed inside of up until my birth date, with the best Champagne to symbolise the ejaculatory "popping of a cork" that I will never get to celebrate in my entire penile cherry life... But on the list of gifts, wanted by the non-god's-gift-to-women I am, I'm going to include a blow-up doll to publicly display to them the only "woman" I stand a chance of sex with...
Party games will include a version of "pin the tail on the donkey" and the most attractive male-stripper guest being stripped naked, by the most attractive female guest, to rub it in even more how pathetic-looking the fat-ass I am in the penile department compared to him being hung like one of those equine creatures... And also my own version of pass the parcel, among female-only guests and the winner getting to open up a pack of condoms in which to enjoy party sex with the horse-sized stud...
And party tunes will include the follow-up song to It's My Party... But it's the turn of EVERY attending guest to laugh at my naked sexual worthlessness I accept and don't cry at...
And not to forget the party food and a COCKtail sausages on a stick - to replicate all the stick my forgettable COCKtail-sausage-sized maggot inadequacy will have to endure during the celebration of my enforced celibate lifestyle...
But first, I need to find a man to knock me up a specially designed wooden closet... In which I can enter fully dressed but exit fully undressed with a full-glory view of what is displaying its own naturally infertile blank-firing "wood" of no good to knock a woman up and so not requiring the winning packaged sheaths for another reason other than I won't ever be permitted the safe sex to need them...
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WOOHOO!
I just lost my cherry and had sex with a gorgeous woman who likes small cocks!
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The not-revealing-enough movie still I will shortly be trying to wank off my even shorter virgin cock to... And involved in a masturbatory fantasy detailing the 16-yo me being falsely promised procured coital enjoyment with the open-relationship girlfriend of a male friend but me soon discovering it was all a cruel ruse for her to ridicule my minuscule penile nothingness while her taunting me with the public coitus threesome with my younger (but nevertheless longer-hung) siblings... And one that I will never get to sexperience with women LESS sexually alluring than she is... To which is later added a fourth hottie, in the shapeliness of her cheerleading school friend... But who, in the corner of the also added-to picture including a fictional character in the pretence possession of a pair of balls, is actually my Facebook friend in her schooldays... And who, bigging them up in their corner, cheers on their equally shapely pair of balls skill in their load-losing prowess... Although, at the loser me in a negative sense, she can only hatefully boo and belittle the insexperienced little balls of...
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Back, Sack and Crack-Up
So, yesterday, I was courageous enough to inquire to my mobile hairdresser if she could give me the old back, sack and crack deal... To which she followed up my inquiry with her own of why I would need to tidy up down there when no woman will ever get the benefit of it... So a good start... And which got even better when she reluctantly agreed to it and was in her own crack-up at the sight of my failure penile piece-of-shit nothingness and began to cruelly ridicule the minuscule failure it is... But I became even more courageous and then inquired to her if I could wank it off in front of her... To which I then hit the jack(off)pot, and she also stripped fully off to help it on its way... But, in doing so, she made it totally clear to me that I wouldn't ever get to be coitally inside what she had offered only visually to me... But I'll milk her blessed breasts almost in my face (for radio) forever - not that she'd allow me even to pretend to breastfeed milk them, even with my fitting baby winkle!
She also does bridal styles... But the only reason I'd be the centre of attention in a clerical ceremony is being baptised because I was accidentally mistaken for a baby with my maggot crap of minute infantile size...
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trentbent069 2 months
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You must have heard about the IT outage at the famous McDonald's burger store... Well, here's a snap caught of him actually coming out of IT... After his successful interview to replace Ronald... But IT remains to be seen if the kiddies will be able to keep down their chicken nuggets when he starts there...
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trentbent069 2 months
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A cropped version of the full unexpurgated image to accompany my next masturbatory fantasy... And this one involves me egging on the pictured hottie, with a figure as shapely as an acoustic guitar, to fuck the far longer-hung real-man manhood of my highly sexperienced sibling in front of me while the highly insexperienced I strum myself off, in the background, to their making sweet music together...
But, later on, when they have sexhausted all positions together, she declares to me that I'm about to lose my lousy cherry... But, after sexcitedly believing she's about to relieve me of my penile innocence, my alpha-male brother drags me outside to humiliate the Pink Floyd fan I am and incestuously fucks me up against the wall and so makes me a queer by default of no woman ever wanting me inside her discerning vaginal entry...
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trentbent069 2 months
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GP Stands For Gross Prick
Have made up my mind that I clandestinely want my super-hot Scot GP to know I want her to sexamine my maggot penis piece of shit and mercilessly cruelly ridicule the minuscule nothingness it is... So I'm going to add the audio I made of my following related script, featuring her, to a USB stick (about the same length I am in full erect arousal) and send it via snail mail to her nearby surgery... Albeit trying to ensure the address label doesn't include my giveaway fingerprints on the adhesive side - although that would have been an added thrill to me of the observation of what had just wanked off my sexual inadequacy at the sexy thought of it all...
"SASSEKNACKERS
Are you looking at my cleavage? Hard luck, I didn't bring it for you to see! And speaking of hard, is it giving you a stiffie? It is? Do you want to get it out and masturbate out your insufficient dribble to my big cleavage? OK, out you get it then... And, plus, anyway, we need to do a long overdue medical examination of your genitalia area...
Oh, dear! No, no, no! Overdue, indeed... But the long it certainly isn't in size! That disgrace to the male race isn't even worthy of wanking off to it... Let alone of an orgasmic-sounding YES, YES, YES!
Stay here undressed like that...
Sam, have you seen this pathetic specimen of a penis...? Well, loosely a penis! The same one that recently left us an incredibly stinky nose-holding urine sample not even fit enough for deposit in a cesspit... And the pits that's been incessantly calling you, in our unreceptive reception to it, to be turned on by what it wrongly assumed was phone sex? A complete turn-off, more like! And a turn-off we regrettably can't turn off our phone system to!
I'll tell you what... We're going to talk to your joke excuse for a manhood, instead, and give him a good telling off for thinking he's worthy of our time here... And, note I specifically said joke instead of gag... As there isn't nearly enough willy of it to gag a willing blow-job throat!
Well, hello, Mr small cock! Reluctant greetings, to you who can be properly observed only with our high-powered medical microscope on site here... Tut-tut, you tit-tit perving shit! Our stock of Viagra couldn't even help what a pathetically microscopic micropenis you are! And plus our contraceptive condom stock would just simply fall off how small you are... And I mean even when you're fully erect... Not, in my educated estimation, that you'll ever get the opportunity to coitally enter a vagina to need one on you, anyway... See this littlest pinky finger of mine, that dials important phone numbers and not time-wasting ones like what you do to the extremely busy us here...? Well, even that is longer than what you are! Plus it's likely had more sex than what you have... And I'm educatively guessing that's no sex whatsoever in your short life... And short as in you fucking minuscule little nothingness! It would take only a couple of my fingers to wank you off for a semen sample... A hand couldn't get a grasp of how laughably tiny you are... And not even a baby's hand, brought in here for postnatal midwife examinations... In fact, a baby's winkle is larger than what you are... And there's zero chance of you ever finding a woman who would even want to practice at conceiving a baby with you, who are incapable of extending long enough to fit past her vaginal lips...
But, I'll tell you what else... This is what I'm going to do for you... I'm going to schedule you in, here at our extremely capable practice, for a vaginal smear test... As you're only as big as my clit on top of my cunt! Really, you total cunt for coming here and wasting our precious time! And not coming in the way you wanted to when I ordered you out of your pants that aren't hiding anything worth seeing... Though don't the pants twat, that you are, dare to delude yourself that I'm going to drop my pants to reveal that aforementioned genitalia of mine to you... As that's for the eyes of real men only... And definitely not for your poor little squinty Jap's eye!
The suffix word of worth in the name of this village should be cut off for your use, in your worthlessness...
The same village you're now going to walk back home in... In totally stripped-bollock-naked shame... To be pitifully ridiculed by all its residents... And especially by real men who are worth sucking my cleavage... Now fuck off! And carry on fantasising about a fuck that's on... On missionary-position top of me, who am out of your inferior small-dick virginity-for-life league..."
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A heavily cropped version of the image to accompany my next masturbatory fantasy... And this one involves me coming to a realisation that the only sex I'm ever going to get is with another loser virgin with a small cock unworthy of the hotties in the world... And him (represented by the equally obese-bellied one on the left) being a friend of the family and my parents and longer-hung younger siblings egging him on to whip out his matching baby-sized embarrassment to mine, for a penis-measuring competition with me... Of which he, of course, wins - and so, as a prize, gets to intercourse-lose his wee-willy cherry up my willing cherry ass crack in very public view of my onlooking familial clan and in several very graphic positions... And the pictured female represents my maternal figure and the only vagina I will ever have been inside - if only as a result of the conceiving coitus I will never enjoy with a woman...
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trentbent069 2 months
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A highly cropped version of the image next up in my masturbatory fantasies... And this one involving me joining a local outdoor public sex group organised by the hottest female I've met... But the promise of sex to me actually being my cherry anus acting as the second vagina there, and absolutely straight males needing initiation of shagging my honorary-vagina ass with their real-man long-dongs before they get a go inside her real vaginal entry... But, of (inter)course, I myself am also straight but am rendered permanently honorary "gay" by the default of my micropenis inadequacy and far bigger belly no woman wants a bar of sexually...
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trentbent069 2 months
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The masturbatory fantasies I share must be going to my head... As I last night dreamt I'd penetrated a hot female with my maggot penile piece-of-shit nothingness and she was extolling my skill at hitting the top of her in her orgasmic pleasure... Yeah, that would be a TRUE fantasy! The only woman I will ever sleep with, as in a sleep-driven load of rubbish! And no real-life woman will ever allow that rapid eye movement to evolve into rapid Jap's-eye movement inside her vaginal entry!
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trentbent069 2 months
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The masturbatory fantasies I share must be going to my head... As I last night dreamt I'd penetrated a hot female with my maggot penile piece-of-shit nothingness and she was extolling my skill at hitting the top of her in her orgasmic pleasure... Yeah, that would be a TRUE fantasy! The only woman I will ever sleep with, as in a sleep-driven load of rubbish! And no real-life woman will ever allow that rapid eye movement to evolve into rapid Jap's-eye movement inside her vaginal entry!
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trentbent069 2 months
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Outside, But No Inside Her For The Outsider
OOF! It's so much a fantasy of someone dragging me outside, by my maggot penis piece-of-shit, to force me to try to fake-sex wank off its erectile dysfunction to a hot couple's real horny real-man long-dong sex in the very public open air...
If I were to voluntarily do it, it would come across as me being a pervert... But this involuntary way just makes me look another p-word - and that's pathetic...which is what I am permanently in my forever penile virginity no woman will ever willingly wee-willy volunteer the entry of into her discerning vaginal entry...
Although, my being arrested for being a pervert might end in me at least gangbang losing my anal cherry in the prison shower if I drop it in the invitation of lube...
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