As someone who grew up with a grandfather who only watches old westerns and game shows o know for a fact that if these where real I would probably have them memorized by now.
Posters of Cooper Howard's movies.
My hcs are that 'The Man From Calabasas' is considered his magnum opus for many and is a CLASSIC.
'A Man and His Dog' isn't necessarily his best (it being at the tail end of his career before going into more propogandized stuff like 'The Man From Deadhorse' and ads for vault tec). But we all know why it's his favourite out of all of them.
Also I love how he did ONE detective noir film because OF COURSE 😩
No for real tho imagine Cooper's voice doing narrated monologues over moody music, staring at a dame across a dimly lit bar as they make sexy eyes at each other whilst cigarette smoke fill the room. You'll also get to hear him more in his natural accent than his western one.
i loooove unreliable narration i love when a character says something in confidence and we find out later that they were just like. fucking wrong. case in point dave understanding “my bro is rich” and “my bro makes weird puppet porn” and extrapolating “my bro got rich off weird puppet porn” leading to him calling smuppetry a “multi billion dollar enterprise” because he is thirteen even though WE know that bro was set up with a trust fund by jade’s grandpa and was implied to have worked for skaianet like the puppets are just his freakazoid hobby but it’s funny to have dave be FIRMLY convinced his brother is a billionaire due to puppet porn