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[um-imnotokay]

I want a dog, or a cat

Or a snake?

No, I want a warm-blooded animal. I want to cuddle with it on the bed.

Why?

Because I want a boyfriend-. No.

Actually, I really like the concept of a boyfriend - I just don't like the boy part of it. Requires human interaction and I can't have that.

#shit post #what even #she told me to go find one #boyfriend #pet #cat and dog #i just want a cuddle #im lonely #can you blame me for this? #snakes are cute pets though

[um-imnotokay]

What's a guy lolita?

A brolita.

(this is legit thing)

[um-imnotokay]

share your fries

it's not like you'll die if I take one fry

#shit post #fries #french fries #she wouldnt share #sharing is caring #dear sister #pls share im hungry #why #you wont die #spare a french fry