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Azizi Johari in "The Killing of a Chinese Bookie" (dir. John Cassavetes - 1976).

#to watch

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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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#i miss the internet

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I just think it would be funny to switch things up and lead with "popular far-right online blogger, Joan Rowling" once in awhile.

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Lae’zel is killing me because she’s like such a freak in so many ways and like we literally beat the shit out of each other and she’s so fucking into it and horny about it and I can push her down in the middle of camp after and just make out with her in the mud and blood from our fight in the middle of camp, and she is like soooo into it

But I ask her to just kiss me in public and she’s like “no I’m shy” and immediately turns into this 🥺

I love her

#her being shy after asking for a kiss in public was ultimately what confirmed her as my one and only for me #i love her so much #lae'zel #bg3 #my lizard gf

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The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

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Eclipse of the Sun in Venice in July 8, 1842 by Ippolito Caffi.

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trans people i’m happy you’re alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m so glad you’re here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep doing your best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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you're telling me this was improvised...

#so good #true percabeth warriors just like us #percabeth #percy jackson

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I LOVE YOU

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random person: what’s percy jackson about? summarize it in three sentences

me:

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theres a million blogs these days with names like "puppygirl-macrobulge" and "netflix-for-girl-balls" and whatnot who make 150 posts a day like "theyre all out of 'piss from a girl who's been holding it in all day playing factorio' at trader joes, whats the fcuking point of it all" and i gotta say, i didnt expect that to be its entire own genre of posting in the 2020s.

#tea

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hey do you know if palestine still needs e-sims?

yes

buy an e-sim here!

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you know, I've been thinking, after this trail of carnage, I might just hang my sword up. just gotta slay these last few villains and I'll have evil solved, and there will be a place for me in this peaceful world I've created. with the sword.