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I love this ferret

#I love the fact they showed a ferret being walked on a leash! #Ferret #ferrets #lps #littlest pet shop

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They love their new bed

#Ferrets #cute ferret #ferret #ferretblr

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Quora in a nutshell

#Quora is one of the dumbest places I’ve been #These are actual questions I’ve actually been submitted on quora with in a month of my accounts existing #ferret

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i rb’ed ur post of that cursed ferret photoshop and in ur tags u said ‘my friend hated this’ and pls know my reply was a joke its horribly cursed but i love it

It’s cool man I enjoyed it

great reply 10/10

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my mom called him butter

#Ferret #ferretblr #ferrets

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#Ferret #my friend hated this #Loving the collective hate to ferret with human face

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING (Americans)

here’s a ferret with a comically small top hat and comically large bow tie

#Ferret #ferretblr #shit post #shitpost

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BEHOLD!

#Shitpost #ferret #shit post #ill get back to ferret posts soon guys don’t worry #Pip and Sabrina stay inside for most of autumn #ferretblr

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Here’s a ferret band I made in PowerPoint, share it around!

#Shitpost #shit post #ferret #ferrets #ferretblr

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Im so glad ms. Chrome is doing good, getting out of the „home“ and into a new beginning^^ tysm for saving her

How’s chrome doing

She’s doing a lot better! She’s gaining weight slowly and is reliably eating a mix of pellets and raw food, and officially eating enough to be off the nutrient paste I had her on. She has so much more energy compared to a few weeks ago and has started getting up to mischief just as a ferret should, and is absolutely bugging the shit out of her new cagemate, Bandit. I have a vet appointment set for Wednesday so she can be checked out and vaccinated and get an official clean bill of health.

Oh! And I finally found some fertilizer-free dirt to make them a dig box out of, and I just got some tubes up for them to run through. They’re so fun to watch and interact with ^-^

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Guess who’s ready for fall

#getting flea treatment regularly #mr pip loves fall #ferret #pet #pets #animal #animals #ferretblr #ferrets #petblr

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Heartbreaking to hear this, as someone who got their ferrets from similar conditions this is terrible. I’m happy there’s people like you who are here to help animals In need, I cannot thank you enough for this.

Do your research before getting any pet

RESEARCH ANIMALS AND THEIR NEEDS BEFORE YOU COMMIT TO OWNING THEM

I got this poor girl from a friend of a friend of a friend who obviously had no fucking clue what they were doing. She’s supposedly two years old and about half the size she should be. Her fur is thin, patchy, and greasy, her skin is pink and irritated, she’s malnourished and severely under weight, and she’s covered in flea dust (though I haven’t seen any live fleas, and she was treated with advantage II immediately). The cage she came in was way too small for a ferret and full of foam and rubber “toys”, including a flip flop and a croc???? She got almost zero time out of her cage, the cheapest cat food, no companionship, and way too many baths.

The first thing they told me when they dropped her off? “You’ll probably want to give her another bath. She stinks.”

Which baffled me because she doesn’t smell any different than a normal ferret, if a bit stronger because of the ridiculously frequent baths she’s gotten.

This is my first time owning a ferret, and it happened pretty abruptly, but even with the minimal research I was able to do before I got her and what I’ve done since I can tell pretty easily that everything in her life so far has been incorrect, neglectful, and borderline abusive.

If you’re going to get a pet- any kind of pet -do your fucking research. You’ll not only learn what an animal needs to thrive, but whether or not you’ll be able to give them what they need to do so. When you commit to owning a pet, their entire life is in your hands and you should do nothing but the absolute best for them.

This poor ferret barely has the energy to play around like she should be, hasn’t eaten much even though she’s so thin, and is almost desperate in how she climbs into my arms and melts because she’s so starved for attention and interaction. It’s going to take months upon months, and probably a trip or two to the vet, to get her even close to where she should be health-wise. All because her previous owner had no clue what they were doing.

Do Your Fucking Research

#poor girl #something I can recommend for ferrets like this is walks #there’s some great harness shops on Etsy #walks are great for any ferret #also nice cage!

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Here’s what mr.pip would look like with no facial features btw

#ferret #pet #pets #animal #animals #ferretblr #ferrets #petblr

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Pip moments before committing a crime

#ferret #pet #pets #animal #animals #ferretblr #ferrets #petblr #white ferret

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We need to talk about floof noodles…

#FUCK HIS SORRY ASS BURN IN HELL FLOOF NOODLES #ferret #pet #pets #ferretblr #ferrets #tw mentions of animal abuse #justice for Lucas

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