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if you're in need of a pick me up, look at chelsea women's twitter reaction to the "robbery" today lmaooo. incredible food

anything that derails emma hayes’s farewell tour is an instant pick me up

#also goatmati agenda >>>>> #answered

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21 can you do something for me (die)

#liveblogging #idc if he scored prison death whennnn

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girlie there’s no way you miss mourinho at united

i was talking about sir alex ferguson

#answered

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#sometimes it’s a manager!

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didn’t realize they were playing and fully assuming nothing important is happening

#liveblogging

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never once in my life did i ever think of bruno fernandes being mentioned in the same room as zendaya or josh o'connor knows who rio ferdinand is

#i figure every english person knows who rio is but this being how zendaya finds out about bruno is hilarious

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the thing is that i don't think i can spend the rest of my life with a huge fan of any football club and the reason for that is that all football fans have the idiot gene built in and it's just whether the idiocy is complimentary or not

#every time a united fan i don't know and like approaches me in public i get hives #like no we might support the same club but we are not the same! #tp

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#tumblr is so odd to me bc it always has this air of pretentiousness when it comes to music #and then it doesn’t actually know genuinely groundbreaking artists #it’s the mitski listeners going after the taylor swift listeners when they’re the same in different flavors for me

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#disinterested #at that point it’s just your hobby and not theirs #huge rival means I have to watch liveroool for their sake

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#vegetables

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#sometimes but I have discord where I go most of the time

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happy birthday to the best thing to come out of france (raphael varane)

don't want to give any rights to the french but they really went off with raphael varane

#answered

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people that didn’t grow up with football in the late 2000s to about 2012 just don’t understand how bat shit insane the four el clasicos in april 2011 truly were. like there was a chance the spanish national team was just gonna collapse. football BARELY made it through. pep and jose going at it in the press (pep’s mourinho is the fucking boss rant is up there with jose’s respect football heritage rants). mourinho poking tito vilanova in the eye. pep going on a sabbatical at the end of it. it was 18 days of pure entertainment for anyone that wasn’t involved and football just doesn’t do chaos like that anymore

#tp #everything is so boring now

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you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

#nice

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

#i love hating

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youth. courage. success.

#manchester united

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carrington you will always be famous

#liveblogging #THE academy idc