unnecessary-hetalia-quotes

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Romano: SAY YOU'RE SORRY!

Germany: I'M SORRY!

Romano: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR!?

Germany: FOR SAYING YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE!

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England: You know I hate it when you make up words.

America: Are you still mad at me for saying “snacksident”?

England: Yes, very.

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Russia, texting: I'm sorry, I'm going to be about half an hour late.

America, who forgot there was a meeting and is still in bed: You always do this.

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America: I can’t believe I’m at hogwarts!

England: that’s Buckingham palace.

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France: Every time I get in the shower, I think of you~

England: Is it because you wish I was there with you?

France: No, it’s because the French word for shower is douche

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America: Ugh, my body is so needy. "Give me water", "I need vitamins". How about you stfu and take this oreo.

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America: Just discovered a trick. If you make brownies but don't cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie.

America, an hour later: Do not do this.

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Japan: I’m off to Hiroshima

America: sounds like a blast!

America: oh god wait. no wait im sorry I didn’t mean it like that.

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Germany: Dogs deserve to live forever.

Austria: And humans don't?

Germany: Absolutely not.

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America: Ah yes baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.

France: What?

England: Ignore him.

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Spain: welcome to salsa class! who’s ready to learn how to dance?

Romano, holding a bag of tortilla chips: there’s been a misunderstanding.

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Germany: you shouldn't be using a straw

Prussia: yeah yeah it's bad for the environment I know

Germany: no, it's just a really weird way to eat lasagna

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Prussia: How fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors?

Romano: Depends.

Prussia: ... On what.

Romano:

Prussia: Lovino.

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Canada: hey bro?

America: Yeah bro?

Canada: Can you pass me that pamphlet?

America: Brochure

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Australia: What the actual fuck!

England: Language!

Australia: Whomst in the apparent sexual intercourse?!

England: What the fuck

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Spain: welcome to salsa class! who’s ready to learn how to dance?

Romano, holding a bag of tortilla chips: there’s been a misunderstanding.

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Italy: what's an orgasm?

Seborga: that's when you fold paper to look like birds and shit

Romano: that's oregano, dumbass

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