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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

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i hope this email finds you panting and moaning and begging for it

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EDDIE MUNSON Stranger Things, 4.01 - The Hellfire Club

#google what do you do when you fall for your dealer #search enter #eddie munson

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Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it

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afraid i may have touched a sadness within myself i cannot jerk my way out of

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#cutie pie #lover boy #steve harrington

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just thinking of artist!eddie x muse!reader meet cute. cw reader dresses femme in this

“um… excuse me? pardon me. you can’t be touching that.”

Eddie spins to see someone walking across the room towards him (a very hot someone. in clicky heels and a tight black skirt that shows off a gorgeous slip of thigh.)

holding a clipboard against one waist, you point at him with your work-supplied ballpoint pen, sounding lightly flustered but firm all the same- “sorry, it’s just- you can’t touch the art. I know there’s no red rope around here, but not touching the artwork at all public showing, that’s kinda… just courtesy.”

Eddie takes his hand from the now-straightened framed photograph, then spreads his hands in a placating gesture, sheepish and charming smile fixed on you. “sorry-“ his eyes flick down to your name badge, and he says your name in that husky voice, “-must’ve gotten mixed up, thought this was the petting zoo area.”

You snort, intending to let him off the hook with just a warning. then you tap your pen against your clipboard, trying to maintain a professional composure without drooling.

flicking up and down his frame, you take in the tight black ripped jeans, black vine tattoos curling out from a cut-off tank, over the milky expanse of his broad shoulders, alongside the veins running up and down his forearms. smattered with hair.

Eddie’s looking at you the same way. like he’s hungry. the attention calls to you, makes your spine perk up, a little flare of excitement kicking at your heart rate.

you take the bait. turn to the wall of art, point at one of the other frames just to fill the charged silence. “so! um. do you like this body of work? I think it’s the best in the series so far.”

Eddie crosses his arms, gives you a look that you can’t quite decipher- amusement? suspicion? hard to say. you’re tracing the ridge of his ear with your gaze, sunlight streaming through the main entrance windows glinting off the multitude of rings nestled there.

under your attention, Eddie’s preening, and also hoping you keep talking to him as long as possible so he can memorize the way your tits look in that blouse and paint ‘em from memory (😵‍💫) “fancy yourself an art critic? go on, sweetheart- I’d love to hear your take.”

and those doey eyes almost drive you to distraction !!! but you give a very genuine review of Eddie’s newest work (having no idea you’re flattering the artist in person), and he’s smiling by the end of your impassioned response.

“wow. sounds like you really like this artist.”

“I really do!”

“…and if this artist asked you for your number, you’d say yes, right? ‘cuz you like him so much?”

and he’s got that same sweet and silly smile from earlier, eyebrows raised. and when you realize, you’re mortified. bringing up the clipboard in front of your face to hide like “oh my god. you’re Eddie Munson. the artist. and I yelled at you for touching your own art!! why did you let me do that!!”

he laughs, hand over his heart, earnest- “no, don’t apologize! it was a huge ego boost for me, didn’t know they’d have such a beautiful personal bodyguard for my stuff. you gotta let me take you out for a drink as thanks for your service.”

and he does this dorky off balance bow low to the ground and you’re looking over the top of your board giggling. his humor is just your type and you fall for each other before round two of drinks after your shift that night (and fall into each others BEDS. ayooooo.)

#idk what this is #too high to function 😇 #Eddie Munson #eddie munson x reader #artist!eddie munson #artist!eddie #Eddie Munson x you #tw weed

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flickr

#e…..

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Joan Jett’s jacket from the I love Rock and Roll video

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i love you intimacy in reverse order. yes we've had sex before and i know all the details of your pleasure, but i don't know anything else. i don't know what it feels like to embrace you carelessly. i can barely hold your hand, the grip is so slight it makes me lose my breath. i want to kiss you but what pressure is the right one? how much is too intimate? yes we've had sex and i've done all these things before - but without the guise of mutual pleasure, can i be sure you won't turn me away? will you allow me the delicate feeling of your hand in mine when you know it is me asking to hold it? i know i've held you before with our clothes off, but can i hold you even tighter? may i listen to the steady sound of your heartbeat? is it alright to look for it in front of everyone? yes, yes of course we've had sex before. i know what you look like naked, ive touched you with the lights off. is it alright to want see you with them on? in the morning, with the sun flitting through the blinds?is it alright to want you when the sun is up? yes we've had sex before but have we ever been intimate? can we be? tell me that it's alright to hold you. no, not like that. just like this.

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putting him up my nostril too. while I’m at it 👃👃👃👃👃

Eddie Munson 👀👀👀👀

#Eddie Munson #you get it

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Eddie Munson 👀👀👀👀

#have u heard #girlies (gn) I’m blasted #haven’t had edibles ina. week bc ive been sick #phewwww #tw weed #weed ment

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if y’all keep leaving nice and sweet and sincere tags on that last “compliment the person you rb’d this from” post for me I might need to take a xanax

#jokesssss #it’s just really nice and I feel very loved #and I’m high and emotional rn #🥹💖 #love y’all #u make it so fun to be here #TW weed #weed ment #drug tw

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Come on, you know you’re impressed.

#the colors in this 🤩🤩🤩 #my lil sis #max mayfield

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that scene in deadpool where wade is going down on vanessa and when she says “ow” he comes up from under the sheets and he’s wearing plastic vampire teeth!!! eddie coded

#HAH

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SUPERNATURAL l S3E08 A Very Supernatural Christmas

#my little brother Sammy #my god the casting #stunning #Sam Winchester #spn

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Saturn Devouring His Son, Me, BALLOONS, 2021