#jokesssss

[urhoneycombwitch]

if y’all keep leaving nice and sweet and sincere tags on that last “compliment the person you rb’d this from” post for me I might need to take a xanax

#jokesssss #it’s just really nice and I feel very loved #and I’m high and emotional rn #🥹💖 #love y’all #u make it so fun to be here #TW weed #weed ment #drug tw

[julianalvarez9]

there are no city players to take pictures of since everyone is injured and you don't picture julián???? way to make me unhappy it's on purpose at this point

#jokesssss

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

can't wait to kill my biphobic jealous husband to an instrumental version of P.I.M.P. someday <3

#for legal reasons this is a JOKE #anatomy of a fall #it's about gender and power and the reversal of traditional gender roles <3 #JOKESSSSS okay i don't believe she did it #he was upset and frustrated with life and yes there obvious marital problems but she didn't kill him (imo) #anatomie d'une chute #spoilers #(sorta??) #also the DOGGIE MESSI IS GO CUUUUTTEEEE #and the cast is INCREDIBLE #sandra hüller ich liebe Dich #and SWANNNN??????? #and the son was PHENOMENAL omfg #just an absolute masterpiece everything was perfect #justine triet #sandra hüller #swann arlaud

[eyluvu]

One fun fact about me is I constantly feel like I'm teetering on the edge of a panic attack

#god its not even like- its just like constant pressure on my chest #and then nothing comes from it which is really annoying because it means its just constant and nobody can really tell #the only 'good' thing about panic attacks is it shows how I genuinely feel on the inside and so people will take me more seriously #but I haven't had one for months and I'm very happy about it #(I am traumatised from one of them. those like constant memories and the physical feelings that resurface?? ew!) #its alr tho #my medication doesnt work #omw to find meth dealers #PAHAHA jokesssss! #im a pussy anyway dw x #vienna rants #anxiety #anxiety disorder #panic attack

[beast-feast]

Playing Lethal League after months and god. Doombox me beloombox dearly beloved WHY do you have a cock knob.

#not art #HE'S SO.....BUT THEN HIS DICK OUT !!! /JOKESSSSS #nsfw?

[midnightsmadi]

#boyfriends #georgenotfound #karl jacobs #edit: btw my knf tags are JOKESSSSS please don't come after me im a dnfer tried and true

[exactoknife]

#teaching is fucking IMPOSSIBLE this country is so . #the public school system has just been run into the goddamn ground and its so fucking sad #we're fucked i dont fucking know what else to say #our entire education system is a JOKE #at every level!!! public or private or otherwise!!!!!! #the dept of education????? JOKESSSSS BIG FUCKING JOKES #jokers & comedians & clowns

[harrysweasleys]

omg hi loml (talking to the shark) 🥺🫶🏼

#JOKESSSSS ur also the love of my life #mia 🦈 #ask and answer

[horseshoecrabman]

oh syndey ch&t is so silly . and his snail jokes are the best

#syndey ch&t #a silly little guy #snail jokesssss #grips him and shakes him

[bugged13it]

Okay, so, I definitely did swoon over ladynoir the entirety of the movie because WOW. YEEEEEEEEEESSS!!! SING FOR YOUR GIRL, CHATON.

But also, I CANNOT get out of my head how FREAKIN ADORABLE Tom and Marinette's interactions were! Daddy's little giiiiiiiiiiirrl! ;-;

The movie was wonderful, I enjoyed it. <3 The only thing I didn't like was Plagg's introduction(fart jokesssss... whyyyyyyyyy... and it just KEPT. GOING.), and obviously some parts had fast pacing because this was so much to condence(Mostly Gabriel's parts, so I didn't care as much), but the moments that it focused on were be-a-u-ti-ful! It's definitely a fun time for miraculous fans.

Now pardonne moi while I go watch it again en Français!

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous awakening #miraculous movie #ml movie #ml movie spoilers #tom dupain #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #this scene looks dumb at a glance but I think it was SO SWEET #my secondhand embarassment didn't flare up at all #hands down best dad

[scp230kinnie]

Desperately asking for u to do stardew valley dateables and their 'types' like who'd they'd be interested in 😍😍😍

And no basing it off the rivals 😡😡

Grrrr I know who this was 😈

Warning: this means absolutely nothing they CANONICALLY like anyone

This is just my opinion

Anyways I present

Stardew valley dateables types

Alex:

He either likes sporty types like him, or preppy girls 💀

He just wants someone who will play games with him

He also likes someone who will like compliment him a lot

He has a big ego

Sam:

He would like someone who is exactly like him

Someone who likes the same music

Someone with the golden retriever he has

Fall’s immediately

He loves positive people

And people who will listen to music he likes with him

Same with people who support him unconditionally

Sebastian:

Emos

Emo

Gay emos even

E girls

ALL JOKESSSSS

he doesn’t have a type

But if he did it would probably be hippies

He would love people like Hayley from American dad

He has a crush on Gerard way

Harvey:

Lol

I will stand by this until I die but;

HE LIKES BIG GIRLS <3333

He also likes people who are funny

People with a good sense of humor

Elliott:

People with long hair fr

Also people who like music and literature

So people who are like him

He wants someone who is like the forest type to his ocean beach type

He also likes people with a good sense of fashion

Shane:

I actually have no idea

Probably just someone who would be supportive of him and help him when he needs it

A person who likes sports, so he can go to games with them

Just cool people idk

Really caring people

Abigail:

Grunge skater type

Stoners too

Someone who will go for late might walks with her

And watch scary movies with her

Also people with good fashion sense

Emily:

Someone adventurous and open to doing new things

Someone who will dye their hair to match hers

Even if its just a streak

Someone who will help her with random chores

Someone who doesn’t care what people think

And also competitive people she thinks its fun

Haley:

My wife fr

Me im her type

No i think she likes emos

Like there’s two ends of the spectrum for her

On one end is emos or just generally alternative people

The other end is those hockey boys from Canada

Yk the ones with the ugly hair and hats

Leah:

She likes people who are like her

Artistic

Adventurous

And whatever

Has it been made obvious that I know nothing about her?

Im sorry

Maru:

She likes people who are similar to her as well

Very smart

She likes people who are calm and more introverted

She likes people who will help her with whatever she needs

And people who will bake with her ❤️🫶

Penny:

I have no idea

People who will support her

Emotionally and financially

IM KIDDING

she just wants someone supportive

She wants someone who’s good with kids

And someone who’s pretty smart

Okay thats it

Just a reminder you are perfect and that no matter what, and that they would like you no matter what you are like

They canonically like anyone

Stay beautiful guys

#fluff #headcanons #scp230kinnie #stardew valley #sdv #Alex #Sam #Sebastian #Elliott #Harvey #Shane #Alex x reader #Sam x reader #Sebastian x reader #Elliott x reader #Harvey x reader #Shane x reader #Alex fluff #Sam fluff #Sebastian fluff #Elliott fluff #Harvey fluff #Shane fluff #sdv imagines #Abigail x reader #Emily x reader #Maru x reader #Haley x reader #Leah x reader #Penny x reader

[klapollo]

also ppl in the comments being proud and even snarky about voting for homestuck/wanting homstuck to win and then saying guyyyyyssss its just a jokeeeee it's jokesssss cant you take a jokeeee and it's like okay can you conceive for a second that maybe this reflects a broader longstanding insistence on marginalizing Black members of our community, treating their cultural contributions as lesser even when they're utterly foundational in every way you can imagine, and giving bigger platforms to queer things/people that are racially hegemonic and flat out racist. and that maybe in the light of that context it's not very funny at all even if it's just a tumblr poll lol

[skywlker-sluvtt]

Ngl, sometimes i just think how big of a dude ani is like ok he's tall but he's no string bean, he's also broad and muscular in general (yes ik vader's even bigger and taller but still) so he'd just dwarf many people he'd meet just anakin hugging someone from behind and absolutely engulfing them

you're so right cause just look how tall he is, it actually makes me go feral. he'd absolutely fucking engulf anyone with his 6'3 ass. and if he was wearing his massive robes you'd just become one with the robe at that point there's no way to prevent it. my favourite mental picture is pretty shirtless anakin hugging someone from behind after a shower or some shit. having his metal arm out n everything so you can feel every single part of his body.

BUT TALKING ABOUT VADER. MF IS 6'7 OR SOMETHING. imagine him giving you a lil hug before snapping your neck 🥰

JOKESSSSS but can you actually imagine how fucking huge bro would be against anyoneeeeee

#UGHHHHHHHHHHHH #thanks for the ask bby #ani wani #anakin skywalker #star wars

[fizzywashere87]

If we were friends irl:

We would be baking a lot

But like absolutely chaos baking ykwim

Halfway through baking brownies we get into a food fight and lose most of the batter to the floor

But we don't care because we're having fun laughing

I'll pretend to scold you for sneaking a taste of the cookie dough but then i'll smile and sneak some too

Decorating competitions

Who can decorate a cupcake better? And we ask whoever is nearby to judge us on it

Overall we just have a lot of fun baking little treats

Especially if it's a sleepover and we just wake up at 2 in the morning to make a cake

Trying to suppress our giggles so we don't wake our parents

Yes is this because of what you told me earlier? Maybe

Anyway, we would totally do some crazy shit to our hair even though we definitely shouldn't be

Late night run to the store to grab some shitty box dye and we are on our way

Whether it's my hair getting changed or yours, somebody's is changing

We probably gossip a ton while this happens

you would tell me about your crushes and your boyfriends and your drama

And i would be there giving you hilarious and pretty mean roasts

I would tell you about my drama and give you some advice that isn't actually that good

hi :)

OML OML OML YESSSS OMGIEEE

i can't cook for shit but i'll gladly steal ingredients :)

yes, i'll eat brownie batter off the floor five second rule, time me

arts and crafts will consist of me drawing something inappropriate to make you laugh but i can't even finish the drawing because im laughing too hard it probably wasn't even funny but here we go

you'll record me going up to random strangers and asking them if a dill pickle and a crayola crayon had a baby and named it felipe would the titanic still have sank

how old are you? *deletes blog becuz ur a minor* /reference

being up at 2 am and i drop something/accidentally hit something and we shut up so our parents don't wake up but we're trying not to laugh

heheee i get the joke:)) (my hair was okay!!)

ill fix our hair to make sure it doesn't fall out! but it's gonna change

do u want bangs but too scared to get them? i gotchu

yesss you're gonna know who the school thot is with atm i'll keep you up to date on that shit!!

our sleepovers have to be at least weekly or i get grey hairs

omgieee friendly fire insults <3

i will take your advice and now we're both left overthinking

ill rant to you even if it's just about me dropping a pencil on my foot and it somehow hurt it was a ticonderoga pencil and it's why i only use mechanical pencils now

blasting music together and you'll listen to my gangster playlist

i'll put aluminum foil on my teeth to try and make you laugh

i'll play a recorder i forgot how to play

people will think we're high but its okay

handwritten birthday, and valentines day cards

random brain dumps at 3 am leaving you wondering what i was doing at such an ungodly hour as you see the message in the morning

me doing impulsive shit and roping you into it and i get a minor injury from it

INSIDE JOKESSSSS ILYSMMMM OUR FRIENDSHIP WOULD BE SO WHOLESOME AND CHAOTIC I LOVE ITTTTTTT @amorvincitomnia-14

#i love my mutuals #sending love ❤️ #haha your cool #yayyyyy #fizzy tried #amorreblogs #chaotic thoughts #two sillies #ask me stuff #ilysm mwah #friendship #besties

[f4y3w00d5]

Hi Bored Af, I'm dad

NOOOOOO NOT THE DAD JOKESSSSS

*unholy screaming*

#asks #terrencetheshark14

[skylerfurmaniac-deactivated]

I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

how many jokesssss