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#ghhrggrh #reblog wednesdays

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#hes so handsomegehrjrkf #reblog wednesdays

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Sentinel fans what is your least favorite thing about TFA that annoyed the hell out of you?

#the ending. the way practically every character is static and doesn't change much/at all. #they way they kept introducing villans who didn't have a good backstory. #reblog wednesdays

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how does he see

how…. HOW

NOT EVEN SHOCKWAVE HAS THAT LARGE OF A CHEST

#they dont #i should know #reblog wednesdays

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Heyo! Could you write cuddling hcs for tfp, tfa and RID bumblebee? Reader is a gn plus size human btw. If it’s too many then just tfp and RID then pls ^-^ thank you!!

Bumblebee Cuddling Headcanons (sfw)

Heyooo thank you for requesting!! Haven't written hcs in a while so it's been a nice refresher!

Reader is implied to be plus sized, gender neutral and human

TFP

- The sweetest, with the gentleness of a saint.

- He will constantly beep for permission before even laying a servo on you, knowing how important it is to not push you into doing anything you dislike.

- Despite his exuberant personality, he's very timid regarding physical touch. You'll need to take the lead to give him some encouragement.

- "It's okay, Bee, c'mere."

- If you accept and take the lead, there will be no shortage of soft touches. Bee just loves how soft you feel pressed against him.

- Lay on him. Please. You're not heavy to him at all. Lay on his chest or cradle in his neck, wherever you feel most safe, as long as he can touch you.

- Will give you gentle head nudges and nuzzles in place of kisses.

RID15

- He's also considered rather sweet but exudes more passion and romance in his movements.

- If you're resting alone, Bee will gently approach you and lay a servo on your back or side.

- Especially if you're relaxing outdoors, it's even more enticing if it's under the Milky Way.

- "Hey, mind if I join you?"

- He will protectively curl around you, pulling you close to him with your hips.

- Bee loves to play with your hair/massage your head, amazed at how relaxed you get when he does.

- But what he loves even more is teasing and squeezing your squishy parts gently, finding it one of the more endearing parts about you physically.

- Gentle kisses wherever he can reach. Your back, head, tummy, hands, lips; he will appreciate and worship you like the celestial being you are.

TFA

- Expect spontaneous, affectionate cuddle sessions with this version of Bee.

- On the couch? In your comfy bed? Wherever you are, he will search for you and jump into your soft arms (metaphorically, of course, to minimise bruising).

- The one to most likely seek you out for his comfort. Either from a long day or to find refuge from the rest of Team Prime for teasing him.

- Whatever it is, he'll always come to you.

- Wants to lay on your lap and nuzzle into your soft tummy more often than not but is not opposed to the opposite.

- "Can I stay here for a little while? I promise it won't be for long..." Please don't fall for it; he always lies.

- Intense, playfully romantic staring competitions/try not to kiss each other challenges. Bee always loses, though; he just can't resist how cute you look when your face gets red, trying not to laugh.

#ghhhrhrhrhr... #these are cute af #transformers #transformers x reader #transformers prime #tfp x reader #transformers animated #tfa x reader #transformers rid2015 #tf rid15 x reader #tfp bumblebee x reader #tfa bumblebee x reader

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hello ;3

may i slip in a request cyberverse meteorfire and a human reader, meteorfire finding little human reader and deciding to poke and press and the reader (can be recorded or not)? there can be pressing of the bladder involved if you so choose, or maybe a squeezing kink...? anything you want to write for<3

have fun take your time love you pookie bear<3

Cyberverse Meteorfire x afab! gn! human reader

lil bit nervous to post this, but fuck it we ball

also for those unfamiliar with aussie slang, "darlin'" is mostly gender-neutral over here

Warnings: Bladder holding, dub-con, human kink, body squeezing, size kink

Word count: 592

"You're a strange little thing, aren't ya darlin'?" Meteorfire leers above you, a camera hovering just above the bed he's got you tied to, "Nevah seen a human quite like you before."

You choose to stay silent, still traumatised from being plucked from your backyard by this alien. Though, the way this guy is speaking to you, he's making you feel like you're the alien. A metal chain and collar around your neck further confirm your speculations. Not to mention being talked down to and documented with the camera as if you belong on Animal Planet.

"Now, humans are notoriously known for being a bit aggro. Which is why I've taken tha necessary precautions to keep it from lashin' out." He gives the chain around your neck a few light tugs, and you can't help the growl that emanates up your throat.

"But if there's one thing ya gotta know about humans," Meteorfire wraps his metallic hand around your waist, giving it a light squeeze, "It's how fragile and squishy they are."

Your breath hitches in your throat, and a burst of adrenaline rushes through you, thinking you're about to be crushed to death. He only has to squeeze a little bit more before you end up with a perforated lung. It's making you feel lightheaded and dizzy, and you pray that you don't pass out.

Meteorfire lets out a hearty laugh, "Yeah, nah, I wouldn't do that," He releases his grip, and you let out a desperate gasp, but he keeps a finger pressed just below your belly button, "I ain't that cruel."

Heaving your chest, you train your eyes to where he keeps his pointer finger. And it's become painfully aware to you how long it's been since you've...uh...relieved yourself, in the most politest way possible. But this guy definitely knows what he's doing or has done way too much research on humans. Because you start to squirm at his touch, small whimpers escape your lips.

Meteorfire notices this and narrows his optics to the small wet patch between your crotch, "My my, looks like the little human is enjoying this..." His voice lowers, circling his finger and slowly trailing to the wet patch.

Fuck. You really need to go; you're on the cusp of losing control of your bladder. All you can think about is wanting to squeeze your thighs together, but you can't when the mech has his hands spreading them apart.

"C'mon, darlin'," Meteorfire digs his fingers underneath the band of your pants and pulls them off you, undergarments included, which seem to be already drenched, "Show me what you humans are made for..." It's like he's no longer talking to the invisible audience through the camera and more to himself, far too deep in his xenophilic fantasy to realise.

Meteorfire groans, using his other hand to massage through your folds, dipping his finger inside your drenched cunt. It's warm wet and sends a visible shiver up his spinal strut, "Slag... I've always wondered..."

"Please..." You whimper-beg. You're unsure what for, though. Maybe you're in too deep, too, because being finger fucked unwillingly by an alien robot feels so good, yet so wrong.

Meteorfire is genuinely surprised you can talk, but his curiosity is piqued.

"Ohh, so you can talk, ey?" Meteorfire curls his finger and massages your aching bladder, causing you to arch your back and cry, "Well, in that case, the name's Meteorfire." He presses down on your bladder again and grins.

"And that's tha only thing I wanna hear comin' out from your mouth."

#GDHHDHFJFJGG #💥💥💥🍽 #HHRHFHFJJHHHHG #transformers #transformers cyberverse #transformers x reader #tf cyberverse x reader #tf cyberverse #tf cyberverse meteorfire #tf cyberverse meteorfire x reader #valveplug

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Ooooh Crochet! Whatcha working on? I'm here for any projects you want to share!I'm working a baby blanket a friend commissioned for a coworker atm.

i am currently working on a yarn holder hammock thing to store all of my skeins in, but its gonna take a whilekhsdklgjs

i've made two mushroom trinket holders and a scarf in all, so just started :)

#micro talks

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hello everyone!

my apologies for not posting lately.

a little update about my blog- i will be writing i swear. the disappearing wip page may or may not come back. i love writing a lot, but i may switch to only posting on fridays. we'll see how it goes.

i've gotten into crocheting and i'm baking a lot more now! i'm going to be taking a break from writing only for the month of april, because it's my birth month. it's going to be an exciting month, because i'm taking an online german course/class as well. i wish you all a lovely month, i hope everyone stays safe!

#micro talks

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Okay, so I saw your requests were open, so if you're able to, could you write a TFP Optimus x Fem! Cybertrionan reader? Maybe due to Optimus always busy being a leader of the autobots, he forgets his and the readers date they had planned? After a week, the reader is a bit annoyed at Op? Who finally remembers and apologizes but offers to make up for it? Reader is hesitant but agrees, and they wind up fragging?

Optimus hums quietly, laying you down gently on his berth. Poor you, having been ignored and not taking care of for at least a week...

He'd promised to take care of you well tonight. Both of your panels already slid away, you already being very ready for him. His dermas against your neck cables make you whine, his body slotting well on top of yours.

There's a pause as he sits on top of your waist, straddling you, servos rubbing at your sides in an attempt to soothe you, knowing you were quite upset with him earlier. Your gentle hum tells him all he needs to know, raising himself against your spike, exterior node dragging against the belly of it. You whine, pushing your hips up into him, servos gripping his waist.

This was your chance to get back at him for ignoring you, and he wanted you to take it.

#tfp #tfp x reader #transformers prime #optimus #tfp optimus #optimus prime #tfp optimus prime #optimus x reader #tfp optimus x reader #tfp optimus prime x reader #optimus prime x reader #valveplug

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im fucking obsessed with shockwave. fucking obsessed. screams. could i also request a oneshot with tfp shockwave building himself a sex toy in his lab bc he's lonely and fucking himself with it?? sexy angst. i wanna RARARARZRRARSRARRARAWWWWRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAA AAAA

It had taken three human months of sneaking into the Security room, taking extra shifts and shoving the third in command off of their normal servalliance job, but now, finally, Shockwave had managed to 'Frankenstein' together this toy, this amalgamation of every photograph that was 'deleted' from the ship's data system, every detail he could remember from observing vehicons having their routine checkups done.

Shockwave sits on the countertop, stabilizers spread as he holds the dildo in front of his valve, pressing a button on the base of it and making it vibrate at a fast frequency- he'd gotten that from a survey, at least half of the bots on the Nemesis had used a vibrating modification somewhere on their frame.

They shiver against the cold material, roughly made with scrap metal, copper and bits and bobs he could take from the lab without anyone, even his assistant taking inventory counts every other megacycle. He wishes he could woo the mindlessly cute drone into doing this for him, with him. They'll have to settle for this.

#rise and grind everyone it is a two post day #tfp #transformers prime #shockwave #tfp shockwave #shockwave x reader #(?) #tfp shockwave x reader #valveplug

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Yo… could I have, like, anything with TFP Bee boy and horny belly rubs? Gn and cybertronain reader please.

TFP Bee x cybertronian! gn! reader

A little bit short, but I hope you enjoy!

Warnings: slight nsfw, bee gets horny

Word count: 182

18+ only minors do not interact

There was something about nighttime on Earth that was so tranquil, wildly different from back home. It's an opportunity to rest and recuperate and to relax with your conjunx by your side.

Bumblebee rests comfortably next to you whilst you lie on your side, helm propped up with an arm. His little shivers you can feel under your fingertips, circling the sensitive metal plating of his internal tanks. You trace the usual 'I love you's and hearts on him, smiling at his beeps and whirls when he figures out the spelling. But he loves it most when you rub soft circles, and he tries to deny it, but it relaxes him in an embarrassingly different way.

You continue to caress his stomach, your dermas inches away from his audial receptors so you can whisper praises. Glancing down, you watch the pressure build behind his interface plating and how Bee cutely tries to hide it with his servos. But you gently nudge them away, finding it adorable how he squirms. If you kept rubbing his tummy, you were sure he could overload hands-free...

#ggrhrhrh... #🍽 #transformers #tfp bumblebee x cybertronian reader #transformers prime #tfp #tfp bumblebee #tfp bee #transformers prime x reader #tfp x reader #tfp bumblebee x reader #tfp bee x reader

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Where is Sentinel content

Gibeeee

#reblog wednesdays

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Mmmmmmm fuck it cringe time. May I please request pet play kink headcanons or fic with tfa optimus (or whatever OP you feel like), where reader is his cute human "pet"?

Optimus' servo rests over your head, his digits stroking through your hair as you lay on his lap. It's been a long day for the both of you, Optimus' faceplates sport a tired smile. eyes closed as he rests on his berth with you. You were such a wonderful little pet, warming his lap and sitting pretty for him.

The tips of his digits dance across the back of your neck, sending shivers down your spine as you hug around his waist, face pressed into his abdominal plating. You were always perfect like that, perfect for him. Soft, warm, the most handsome pet he could ask for.

#tfa #transformers animated #tfa x reader #transformers animated x reader #optimus #optimus prime #tfa optimus #tfa optimus prime #optimus x reader #tfa optimus x reader #optimus prime x reader #tfa optimus prime x reader #liiiiittlllee small but hhdjgg

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POV you are a cassette

#help HERELP #stuck in the boob #reblog wednesdays

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könig hcs coming back home (you still have to work) and jerking off w a little ’care package’ from you

tws/content- masturbation

König

Once he gets home, he’s out. You’ll have to kind of half drag him to bed.

When he wakes up the next day, it'll be noon at the earliest. Poor thing sits up after a minute, blearily staring at the ‘care package’ you’ve left on the nightstand. This was for him?

Yeah. There was a note, wishing him well and listing the contents of the basket and wishing him a good time and to take pictures for you and- oh dear, his face was all red now.

There’s a fleshlight (one in which he reaches for firstly), lubricant, a flavored variation of the lubrican as well as a variable of different toys.

He manages to record his first and intense orgasm, König twitching and writhing against the bedsheets on the camera.

When you get home from work, your poor, sweet Ko will still be in bed, and when he wakes up, he'll be happy to drag you to the bed with him.

#cod #cod x reader #call of duty #call of duty x reader #konig #konig x reader #call of duty konig #cod konig #cod konig x reader