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so i’m a gay™️ & all my friends know n are cool with it,but the ONE girl i have a crush on doesnt??ah we do very gay stuff,so much so that our entire friend group ships us HARD!!
at lunch & break we always cuddle n i lean into her shoulder n she leans back n ah just so fucmkin GAY hhhh
we read adventure time comics & Harry Potter together (,,,shes makin me,shes a book nerd agh i love her)
when i cried in front of her she was immediately by my side n held me close for the entirety of lunch n didn’t let me go n nuzzled into me
squeaks when i give her compliments??
can it hold eyesight with me for more than a few seconds w/o bursting into nervous giggles n blushin slightly
has invited me to go to an art museum over the holidays (im begging my friends to go with me as well,just the two of us would feel like a date n i would malfunction urgehjdj
only person she contacts after school
doesn’t mind me holding her hand,stroking her hair
has said she would hold me close anytime i was crying
always manages to catch my eyes right before i look away obviously,i’m a mess when she’s distracted n i just look at her doing her own thing n god i can FEEL myself falling in love
on the train we cuddle as well,n she waits to see me to wave at me while the train is leaving
has also invited me to go to a bubble tea shop n get cakes together
i can feel her heart rate speed up sometimes when i nuzzle really close???
what does this MEAN???shes not really a person who talks about her feelings n such but,,,in Subtle Ways i’ve noticed she cares way more than she lets on- n she just kinda accepts the fact our entire friend group wants us to be a couple??? h e l p im gay n useless for one (1) smart cute girl
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What type of slow burn fanfic am I reading
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i cuffed a girl to my bed, acting like a big top and then started to get shy when eating her own
and i oop-
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even in my dreams i'm too useless to actually kiss a girl
i felt that
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so im a very young lesbian and ive never had a gf which means i cant actually tell when i have a crush on a girl! or if its just friendship! yay! lol also my sister is pan and it turns out one of my brothers is bi so hahaha also our dad is homophobic bc of his religion (hes never said anything but i cab tell) and my mom thinks its just a phase so!! ha to my parents u have three queer children!!!
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Girl: „Give me a kiss“
Me: *kisses her on the cheek*
Girl: „...on the LIPS.“
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Neither me nor my gf ever asked each other out. We were really good friends when a rumour went around that we were dating. We decided that it was easier to actually date than correct people’s misconceptions. We don’t even have as proper anniversary, we just picked a date from around that time. Over 3 years later we are super gay and in love and trying to make plans for after we finish school.
(Now that I think about it, we used to always joke that we were married before we started dating so in hindsight that friendship may not have been completely platonic and I can totally understand why the rumours started)
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Useless wlw moment is texting with a cute girl and both of u r saying shit like “i love you (heart emoj)“ but you dont know if its platonic or not
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Recently got the courage and confessed after like 10 months of confusion and hinting and doEs she lIKe me after I had already gotten over her. Turns out she used to have feelings for me too and was hinting it but we never told each other. Everyone was always asking if we were a thing but we denied it thinking the other didn't feel the same. I don't even know anymore hdhdhdjdkkd
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For a whole year I convinced myself that I was PLATONICALLY cuddling, kissing, and having sex with my friend. 100% convinced. For. A. Whole. Year. (Side notes- I was raised in a super conservative household and had just left it when this started. We're still together. It's been 5 years since I gave up pretending and asked her to officially be my girlfriend.)
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the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.
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tired lesbian flag, tired gay flag, tired bi flag, tired trans flag.
The pride in being tired.
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When i said i'm gay to my college friends, the girl next to me screamed very loud and happy "oh god, you're a lesbian!". I just shrugged it off but next thing i know she hugged my neck and kiss me on the cheek. The next day she wrote "i like you ❤" on my hand but i just blushed and didn't say anything. Couples days after we were talking about her boyfriends and just before she left she screamed "btw, i have dated girls". I don't want to be like that, i don't really know if she's just v friendly
hey anon? do you take constructive criticism 
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I’m a useless lesbian because I’ll say sweet things to this girl I (mutually) like and if she doesn’t respond to it right away, I’ll send her a stupid meme to distract her because I think I fucked up and said too much too soon AAAAAAAHH
That‘s... a mood, tbh.- Mod Nat 🗡🌹
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my first gf texted me while i was on a school trip and was like "it's okay that you miss me but at least you have your best friend with you" and i went "but not my girlfriend" and she was like "wait are we girlfriends" and i was like "uhm yeah?? i thought we were" and she was like "oh. okay. sweet." and that was after a month of me thinking we were dating
Oh. My god.- Mod Nat 🗡🌹
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i was talking to this cute girl at a party and i was leaning against a wall and she had her hands on my hips and was standing really close and i just kissed her on the cheek and was like "sorry i gotta go" because i couldnt handle the situation
I have no words for this OH MY GOD-Mod Nat 🗡🌹
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generate a girlfriend here and tag this with what kind of girlfriend you got
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i’m a useless lesbian because my crush knew i liked her for ages and when i finally got the nerve to tell her she was like “oh yeah i already know” and so i thought she hated me and i like. went to walk away and she grabbed me by the hand and kissed me and now i have a gf
Awwwww!!!!!!-Mod Didds👽🌻
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