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He definitely went on a date with his Count boyfriend

Ocheeva: Where in the Void have you been?

Vicente Valtieri: Personal business.

Ocheeva: You disappear for an entire day and you can’t even tell me why?

Vicente: That’s what “personal” means.

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Every time I see an oversexualized/air brush shiny Serana mod:

LEAVE HER ALONE.

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I got you.

Slutty Speaker of the Black Hand finally got his lace lingerie

Tagging @chennnington @lucien-lachance @caliblorn @ulanxxxs @youthroad @fruk-choosing-a-username @unknownhomosapien if you're interested!!

(I had to re-upload this post sorry😬)

#oh my gosh #licking the screen right now. #my boys i love them #OH MY GOD 😍🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🤩🥴🤩 #giggling and kicking my legs #lucien lachance #oc #tes oblivion

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my baby vampire luv him sm

Okay but can we talk about the vampire guy in oblivions dark brotherhood.

#my little meow meow #the elder scrolls #tes oblivion #vicente valtieri #babygirl #princess

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uploaded my first fic on ao3...but it's in russian😬

#vicente valtieri #janus hassildor #lucien lachance #tes iv: oblivion #the elder scrolls #tes oblivion #oblivion #i love them #tes #my lovies

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Reblog to kill it faster

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VAMPIRE BOYFRIENDS🥺♥️

Vicente with his big sword and his big boyfriend 🥰🥰

#tes oblivion #oblivion #the elder scrolls #vicente valtieri #janus hassildor #vicente x janus #janus x vicente

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THEY'RE SO GORGEOUS 🥹♥️🤲

Commission for @vampirehusbands

#tes #oblivion #vicente valtieri #janus hassildor #the elder scrolls #dremora #oc #my babies #my lovies

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MY SWEET BABIES 🥺❤️‍🩹

Commission

#oblivion #tes #vicente valtieri #janus hassildor #the elder scrolls #my babies

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Pt 6

16) Oral. As for oral sex Janus is a receiver. Being  woken up by Vicente nestled comfortably  between his legs  and looking at Janus from under his long eyelashes and innocently flapping his eyes as if it wasn't him the night before who was riding Janus, moaning and begging for more and now idly kissing  a path of kisses from his inner thigh to his dick. Truly a magical awakening. Janus only has to bury his long fingers in Vicente's hair, nice and silky from all the cosmetics and shampoos he uses, and lightly take a hold of his it to guide the movements of Vicente's head. Kissing, sucking and taking Janus deep down his throat. He made sure little things like the gag reflex won't stop him from making his lover feel good. And, oh, to be praised by Janus hissing though teeth, closing eyes and whispering in his baritone  'good boy'

17) Favourite position(s). Face to face. This is the main criteria for them. The necessity of facing each other is very important for these two. Seeing each other's reaction and eye contact itself. Janus needs it as a top wih a real big dick. He doesn't want Vicente to get hurt. Remember every time is a first time due to vampires' regeneration. So such positions as: arch,  butterfly and old but gold missionary suit perfectly. Also riding Janus for Vicente is a big turn on. To be  on top but not a top. Here we have: cowboy, inverse missionary, kneeling mastery, lotus,  mastery,  reverse cowboy, seesaw, sideways cowboy and standing mastery. Sometimes they both (especially Vicente) remember that one of them is used to be an assassin. And with a very good acrobatics skill. Very flexible one with a good stretch (looking at breton). Plus the idea of putting your legs on your partner's broad shoulders. Or fold them behind strong back. Hot. So for this we got: folded deck chair, deep impact, deep stick, elevated pirate's bounty, mirror of pleasure, pirate's bounty, side by side, afternoon delight, launch pad, leg glider and sitting bull. You got it. Face to face. Eye contact. No taking from the behind positions. All of them are their favourite positions. And they can't choose one or two. The night is long and they have all time of the world to try 4-6 in one round.

18) Dirty secret. Janus' breeding kink. Okay let me explain. It's sounds crazy but in my headcanons same sex vampire couples can get pregnant and give a birth. So as hetero couples. So as humans. It works differently (I will explain in a bit later) with vampires. And every time they, Janus and Vicente, have sex during a mating season they have all chances that Vicente could get pregnant. Every time they risk a lot to have a so called 'coupling'. If their vampire nature decides that they are both ready to have an offspring they will. If not...okay maybe next time. There chances 60 to 40 that this may happen. And there is no protection and contraception except for not having sex during full Masser. Easy you say? Huh nope. You are absolutely aroused and craving for intimacy. And it's blowing your mind. It's like a heat or ovulation. Call it however you want. So Janus... The thought that coupling will happen... that he will get Vicente pregnant drives him crazy. Every time he thrusts into breton's body they both have no idea if coupling will happen or not. And the release of adrenaline and endorphin from this is enormous. He found it hot and arousel.

#fucking tumblr #post my shit #tes iv: oblivion #the elder scrolls #tes oblivion #i love these two #i love them #vicente valtieri #janus hassildor #janus x vicente

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Pt 6

16) Oral. As for oral sex Janus is a receiver. Being  woken up by Vicente nestled comfortably  between his legs  and looking at Janus from under his long eyelashes and innocently flapping his eyes as if it wasn't him the night before who was riding Janus, moaning and begging for more and now idly kissing  a path of kisses from his inner thigh to his dick. Truly a magical awakening. Janus only has to bury his long fingers in Vicente's hair, nice and silky from all the cosmetics and shampoos he uses, and lightly take a hold of his it to guide the movements of Vicente's head. Kissing, sucking and taking Janus deep down his throat. He made sure little things like the gag reflex won't stop him from making his lover feel good. And, oh, to be praised by Janus hissing though teeth, closing eyes and whispering in his baritone  'good boy'

17) Favourite position(s). Face to face. This is the main criteria for them. The necessity of facing each other is very important for these two. Seeing each other's reaction and eye contact itself. Janus needs it as a top wih a real big dick. He doesn't want Vicente to get hurt. Remember every time is a first time due to vampires' regeneration. So such positions as: arch,  butterfly and old but gold missionary suit perfectly. Also riding Janus for Vicente is a big turn on. To be  on top but not a top. Here we have: cowboy, inverse missionary, kneeling mastery, lotus,  mastery,  reverse cowboy, seesaw, sideways cowboy and standing mastery. Sometimes they both (especially Vicente) remember that one of them is used to be an assassin. And with a very good acrobatics skill. Very flexible one with a good stretch (looking at breton). Plus the idea of putting your legs on your partner's broad shoulders. Or fold them behind strong back. Hot. So for this we got: folded deck chair, deep impact, deep stick, elevated pirate's bounty, mirror of pleasure, pirate's bounty, side by side, afternoon delight, launch pad, leg glider and sitting bull. You got it. Face to face. Eye contact. No taking from the behind positions. All of them are their favourite positions. And they can't choose one or two. The night is long and they have all time of the world to try 4-6 in one round.

18) Dirty secret. Janus' breeding kink. Okay let me explain. It's sounds crazy but in my headcanons same sex vampire couples can get pregnant and give a birth. So as hetero couples. So as humans. It works differently (I will explain in a bit later) with vampires. And every time they, Janus and Vicente, have sex during a mating season they have all chances that Vicente could get pregnant. Every time they risk a lot to have a so called 'coupling'. If their vampire nature decides that they are both ready to have an offspring they will. If not...okay maybe next time. There chances 60 to 40 that this may happen. And there is no protection and contraception except for not having sex during full Masser. Easy you say? Huh nope. You are absolutely aroused and craving for intimacy. And it's blowing your mind. It's like a heat or ovulation. Call it however you want. So Janus... The thought that coupling will happen... that he will get Vicente pregnant drives him crazy. Every time he thrusts into breton's body they both have no idea if coupling will happen or not. And the release of adrenaline and endorphin from this is enormous. He found it hot and arousel.

#tes iv: oblivion #the elder scrolls #tes oblivion #oblivion #i love these two #i love them #vicente valtieri #janus hassildor #janus x vicente

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Pt.5

13) zzz. Vicente is very tired. He is eepy. Vicente has no strength for doing anything. Not to go wash off all the mess that he and Janus have done, or anything else. He just hopes Janus will use any cleaning spell or something like that. Wipes off all the semen. All that he wants is to have a nice nap in Janus' embrace. Janus is tired a bit but not going sleep as fast as Vicente. He needs to clean them up. Well, also to admire his beloved who is sleeping peacefully in his arms. Admire all the marks he put on his pale cold skin. Gently pat his head and kiss his forehead. Only then he falls asleep.

14)Body part. For Janus most favourite part of Vicente's body is his... ankles. Thin and elegant. Oh, to grip them firmly while Vi's legs on his shoulders. His legs in another pair of expensive handmade lace stockings Vi bought last week. To hold them while he thrusts into his body. To caress them lightly to calm down his good boy. He tilts his head and kiss them gently. Vicente's body is gorgeous and to Janus he is most handsome men in Tamriel. But his ankles are Janus' weakness. For Vicente it's Janus' hands. Palms. Tanned as all of his skin of course. With long fingers, barely noticeable veins and strewn with dark freckles. And a small scar under a index finger that he got by an accident while sharping his sword. When these hands grip his ankles tightly. Or when his palm gently rests just below the back. Or they hold his hands above his head. Or when these fingers tracing marks he left on his body, caress his skin, bruises and sensitive nipples. Pat his body up and down when they lay in a post sex bliss. He is on cloud nine.

15) NO. Age play as I wrote before. Who on earth even came up with that idea? Weird as fuck. Somnophilia. By mutual agreement and consent or not it's just not for them. They are not interested in fucking & sucking when one of them is sleeping. Watersports and any other kinks and fetishes that involve any other liquids than cum. Dirty talk and humiliation. Janus will literally cry. I'm not kidding. Why on Oblivion he would do something like that to his bae. Fuck you. Also they are both too obsessed with each other and too possessive to let anyone have sex with their partner. Not to mention witnessing this.

#tes iv: oblivion #oblivion #the elder scrolls #vicente valtieri #janus hassildor #janus x vicente #i love them #i'm horny and dumb

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Pt. 2

4) Roles. Vicente considers himself a switch, but mostly and with Janus he is a bottom. Sometimes a power bottom. There were times when he was a top when he attended brothels for sucking blood from twinks. Cause you know young blood is the sweetest and so inexperienced in that sort of things. Janus is definitely a top. Turned on when Vicente is in power bottom mode.

5) Size kink/size difference. Janus was gifted by the nature with a big dick. Really big. Every time they had sex feels like a first time due to vampires' regeneration and necessity to stretch & prep Vicente again. Vicente is more than happy to enjoy this moment over and over again. Every time Janus making love to him and calling him pet names he is only want to be filled completely and forget about everything.

6) Both Vicente and Janus learnt Daedric. Cause it was popular in ancient times for children from wealthy families to study very specific thing. And learning Daedric happened to be that thing. It appears to be very useful in their future and when they don't want to be heard or be understood what are they talking about. So imagine they attended another meeting and Janus leans over to Vicente and whispers "I'll take you tonight and will love you so hard you'll not be able to sit or walk".

#vicente valtieri #tes iv: oblivion #the elder scrolls #oblivion #tes oblivion #i love these two #janus hassildor #janus x vicente #i'm horny and dumb

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Pt.3

7) Aftercare. After sex Vicente is super clingy and wants to cuddle a lot. Snuggles in Janus' strong arms while Janus tries to clean them up from the consequences of the past activities. Janus is a bit sleepy but in a very good mood. He smiles more and his features are far more relaxed. Willing to cuddle with his loved one, hold Vicente in his arms, tangled their legs and kiss Vi's neck. No pillow talk. They have no energy for conversations.

8) Teasing. Oh, Vicente is a big teaser. Put his hand under the table on Janus' lap and caress it gently up and down feeling how aroused Janus is. And then put his hand out fastly and winking playfully at him. He knows where to put his hand and how long he should keep it before Janus will get excited to quickly put it out. If they sit in front of each other he gently stroke his ankle against Janus' leg. He knows that after all of the teasing was made he will get 'punished' for his little games. But this why he does it .

9) 'Good boy'. This one is a special for both of them. Besides the fact that their age difference where Vicente is older as a vampire but if not vampirism he is younger Janus in twelve years (Janus was 55, Vicente was 43 when they were turned) being called 'good boy' is his another biggest turn on. Besides the fact that they are both strictly against age play and don't put anything behind this nickname. Being taken from a behind and listening Janus whispering Vicente 'What a good boy! Taking me so well' heavy breathing and completely aroused. Or being randomly praised by anything end being called 'good boy' in their bedroom. He is willing to do anything just to hear this pet name spilling out of Janus' lips in the middle of the heat.

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Pt.4

10) Volume. Vicente is loud during  sex. Whimpering, moaning and gasping for air (not sure if vampires are even able to but ok let it be). When they  started dating he tried his best to hold back all the sounds he made until Janus assured him that he doesn't care if any of the Castle inhabitants will hear them. "Please darling don't hold back. I want to hear you screaming and moaning my name" he said him once after the night they spent together gently caressing Vicente's lower lip with a light healing spell because Vicente bit it to blood trying to be quiet.

11) Marks. Janus leaves a lot of marks on Vicente's body. Kissing Vicente's neck until he leaves a bunch of hickeys. Gently biting skin on his chest,  near nipples  or any patch of pale and smooth skin on his lover's body that he can reach for while he is making him moan sweetly. After all the love they made he loves to trace his finger on marks he put on Vicente thinking how this precious creature laying next to him is his. Vicente also does not remain in debt and leaves deep scratches on Janus' back and shoulders.

12) Location. Oh there's almost not a  single place in the Castle where they didn't have sex. Their bedroom is of course a fine option of course  but that's not all.Janus' desk in his office has seen like you know... kinda a lot. From quick blow job under the table till steamy and long love making with Vicente bent over the surface spilling all ink on some used to be important papers. Throne Hall? Have you seen it? What a magnificent place. High ceilings and lots of candelabras give this location a very romantic and disposed to an interesting pastime. There must be a perfect acoustic for a Vicente's sweet moans. Library,   bathroom, personal armory and more. They also have a special place outside the Castle. Lovely  lake bank and a cave nearby. Mooney night, chill water and two still wet from their quick swimming vampires loving each other on the shore.

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