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vantasable · 9 hours
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It’s fine because I’m actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.
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vantasable · 3 days
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Idk man, as a kid I wanted to be a scientist and now I’m studying at college to be a scientist so maybe sometimes feelings don’t change and the only one who knows what you want is yourself.
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vantasable · 4 days
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at work the other day i was cutting up avocados and one had a tiny seed and i was like to my coworker “me when i have a tiny seed” and she said “i dont know what that means”
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vantasable · 8 days
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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals
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vantasable · 8 days
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I hate when people play devils advocate because I grew up with it happening so often online that now I can’t even have an opinion in my own head without feeling like I immediately need to defend it against the worst faith arguments imaginable. It’s genuinely made having nuanced opinions so hard for me cause I feel like I can’t talk about it without having to justify it to the world’s most insufferable people.
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vantasable · 9 days
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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
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vantasable · 15 days
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Sorry, the archivist put your boyfriend in the skin book…. Yeah, like a pressed flower. Uh-huh, now he's seen as a metaphor of the tragedy of a saviour. No, he's not their damn monster manual
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vantasable · 15 days
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vantasable · 17 days
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ROUND 1: ELAINE (seinfeld) VS BEOWULF (beowulf)
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vantasable · 18 days
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My sister got a new toad (named WiFi) and now I can’t stop making memes of him because he looks like a deflated hand puppet
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vantasable · 19 days
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To myself: “It’s ok to make bad art it’s ok to make bad art it’s ok to make bad art it’s ok to make bad art”
*the art is bad*
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vantasable · 1 month
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me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️
my apprentice: why are you talking like that
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my apprentice: is it the curse
me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭
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vantasable · 1 month
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If a malicious genie gave me 3 wishes I’d wish for a second genie who has my best interests in mind and gives me unlimited wishes because they love me so much
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vantasable · 2 months
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I’m still so upset that my doctor’s response to the chronic vertigo I’ve had for 6+ years was “Well if drinking more water doesn’t help then I can’t do anything else for you.” Like we’re not even going to try and find the root issue? Okay.
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vantasable · 2 months
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I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).
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vantasable · 3 months
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sometimes you just have to let yourself be a bit neurodivergent.
i hate going out, it gives me a lot of anxiety and sensory input that i dont like, and i am often forced to talk to people.
so i do this thing on more difficult days, or sometimes just for fun, where i "bring a fictional character with me". i walk and imagine Fictional Character walking next to me. they talk to me, reassure me, hype me up, whatever i need them to do.
today dean winchester came christmas shopping with me. he went over the list with me of stuff i needed to get, told me i was doing a good job every time i finished in a certain shop, reminded me to take a deep breath when i got a little overwhelmed.
and yea. its kinda silly. and i know its just me talking to myself in a different voice, but it Works! especially since all of my special interests/hyperfixations tend to be tv/movie related.
so do what you gotta do to Get Shit Done. stop holding yourself to neurotypical standards. if you need Fictional Character to tell you you're doing a good job, do it! if you need Favourite Singer to walk you to school, do it! yea it might feel silly but you're literally fighting against your own brain to get stuff done every single day. you can have a little self indulgent daydream, as a treat.
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vantasable · 3 months
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I love the new phrase “they should’ve been at the club” meaning that the person in question was too young to go through or do whatever. It feels the same to me as when older people say “poor thing” to a kid that’s doing too many extra circulars.
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