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I ABSOLUTELY WILL CREATE A BG3 SIDE BLOG TO SIMP FOR ASTARION AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

BUT I HAVE TO PLAY THROUGH THE GAME FIRST SO I CAN AVOID SPOILERS

BUT PREPARE YOUR BUTTS FOR SO MANY HEADCANONS

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In case this wasn’t clear; I will not interact with your account if you share or promote AI generated images, texts or voices. The art and voice acting industry is currently hit hard by this and I will not support AI that can do nothing but steal from what humans have created. 

Pick up a pen and learn to draw. 

Open a document and start to write. 

Start a recording program and talk. 

Art is emotion. Art is for humans from humans. 

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You will be blocked and reported if...

…your profile pic is a picture of a woman (even more so in skimpy clothing)

…your bio is filled with emojis, your zodiac sign or a location

…your blog is completely empty

I’m sick of all these pornblogs and bots. Rot in a ditch and leave me alone. If you want to follow me and don’t want to get blocked/reported, make sure to show that you’re a real human and that your blog isn’t empty. 

#bots #spam #tumblr staff

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Seeing a recent surge in interaction with my posts.  Firstly: THANK YOU! <3 

Secondly: This blog isn’t dead. I’m at Heisenberg’s factory right now but three things keep me from picking up the game again: 

1. I’m about to have surgery soon, so seeing gore and augmented corpses doesn’t help my anxiety 2. The section is really scawy and I need TIME which I don’t have right now to hype myself up.v_v  3. To appreciate every voiceline and every little tidbit of worldbuilding I can find within Heisenberg’s home I need the right mindset, which I also don’t have right now. So yes, as soon as I feel better physically and mentally I’ll continue to simp for our boy.

#psa

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Certified round German boy

#yesssss #lemme touch that slightly pudgy belly and feel the muscles rolling beneath #He has love handles #and I am so ready to handle them #karl heisenberg #resident evil village

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@fisutiddies

It’s right in the beginning of the game, in Ethan’s and Mia’s home. I think next to the TV there’s a record player and below that is the drawer. 

I also think they belonged to Ethan at first, considering Mia mentions something along the line of “improving her taste in music”. He might have converted her ;) 

So, yeah, he’s the idiot with multiple copies. :D 

Love the trivia fact that Dimitrescu was quite the famous jazz singer.  I wish we could hear Alcina sing while we’re sneaking around her castle… 

#resident evil village #reply #fisutiddies

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Heisenberg’s Factory - B4 Materials 

“Medical log, revitalization surgery. This is my... 18th attempt. Subject is Oskar the stable boy, 20 years old. He fell down the well while drunk. Body’s in good condition. Chest incision complete. Now to remove the heart and vital organs, and implant the control device.  Excellent. Cadou has begun adhering to the nervous system. It’s progressing even faster than before. It seems upping the ratio of meta-albumin in the artificial blood was the right choice. Now to pass a current through the brain stem using 6600V.  Come on...it has to work this time. Yes...Yes! Hahaha! Wonderful! My creation! At last! I’ll get that bitch yet! Hahaha!  ...Ending recording.” Stuff I learned about Heisenberg so far:

He tries to be professional and level-headed but gets carried away quickly, especially when excited

He’s very smart and creative but also a slave to his temper

And impatient

Heisenberg must be quite lonely as he’s the only one not buying Miranda’s bullshit

It’s unclear when the medical log was recorded but it must’ve been long ago, considering the amount of successful subjects littering the factory

Heisenberg’s been working towards Miranda’s demise for decades

He leaves anything and everything behind

Both factory and owner are a MESS

#resident evil village #karl heisenberg #worldbuilding #fanfic research

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kinda late for halloween but I’m just gonna leave this here ~

#HANDSOME #karl heisenberg #resident evil village

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Just look at this GORGEOUS loading screen. 

#he knows he's hot #you can't tell me otherwise #resident evil village #karl heisenberg

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It sometimes looks like he’s a little bit cross-eyed. 

C U T E . 

#resident evil village #karl heisenberg #please hold my hand too ;_;

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Dayum, this man.  Such a sucker for the dad bod.

#resident evil village #karl heisenberg #I am WEAK

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Damn bitch, you live like this?

#resident evil village #karl heisenberg #the factory

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It begins...

#resident evil village #Karl Heisenberg

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A couple of takeaways from the Reservoir and Moreau’s notes. 

He made the lycans and the Vârcolac. Nice, Ron. 

I see a lot of people depict him as this kicked puppy, but I urge you to remember he’s an evil kicked puppy. He tries to be just as scheming, vicious and callous as his siblings, he’s just too dimwitted to execute said cruelty properly. 

I like his struggle between doing what his precious Mother wants, and realising it will end with him being discarded. But because he worships her so much, he just can’t go against her orders/wishes. I’m really curious how this relationship developed. He had such bad luck with his Cadou, I’m not sure if he mentally deteriorated and Miranda just spoke the right words to him or if it’s been like that before the implantation, too. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was one of the few who willingly surrendered to the procedure. For now I’ll headcanon that the Cadou made him completely undesirable in any way and experimenting with Cadous (and even being gifted the Mountain Clinic for that purpose) is the only way to get at least a few kind words from the person he reveres most. 

Heisenberg surprises me in one of the notes. “No one likes me which is why I thought they would leave me out again. But Heisenberg said that was why we each get a Rose. The ceremony cannot happen without us all there.” I think the general consensus is that Heisenberg is the only one being kind to Moreau and this is proof, but I actually disagree. Not saying Heisenberg never has a non-hostile word for Moreau or Donna, but I think he said this particular thing because he actually knows/guesses what Miranda’s planning and just tries to play along. He’s so close to realising his plan, it wouldn’t do for Miranda to get wind of his schemes. Assuring Moreau and openly saying they’re all still important and needed, was a smart move to try and fool her into thinking he’s just rambunctious but still loyal. 

#resident evil village #salvatore moreau #karl heisenberg #miranda #fanfic research #worldbuilding

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Anyone else hearing the Free Willy Score but backwards when looking at this? 

#resident evil village #salvatore moreau

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“““““““Clinic “““““““  Yeah, right. 

#resident evil village #salvatore moreau #disgustang

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Watching static TV like nobody’s business.

Also, the tattoo of a jelly fish has the word “Mother” written over it. Heart and anchor was too mainstream for the bracelet-boy. 

#resident evil village #salvatore moreau